Topic: Is 4 inches abnormal for a penis?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,541

When limp anyway?

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #320,954

No. It probably just means you're more of a shower then a grower.
And it's flaccid, not limp.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #320,955

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Shower?

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #320,956

@previous (A)

Show-er, as in a performance. Not the thing that you stand under and magically makes you clean.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #320,957

@320,955 (A)
She may mean that if you rub it and wash it over and over in the shower it will no longer be flaccid.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #320,961

@previous (C)

She?!

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #320,963

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
So frigging busy multitasking work-fun. Sorry for some reason i converted Harley to Handel. Lets hope this type of error does not translate to my work product!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #320,966

Flaccid length isn't very important. What's the turgid length?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #320,969

@previous (D)
It is if you are on a nude beach. Turgid on a nude beach is not politically correct.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #320,970

@previous (C)
Nude beaches aren't politically correct. At least not in the US. Nudity frightens us.

Ryan !!YBaRi3MXP joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #320,972

@320,956 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)

> Not the thing that you stand under and magically makes you clean.

Ryan !!YBaRi3MXP double-posted this 14 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #320,973

@previous (Ryan !!YBaRi3MXP)
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Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #320,974

@320,970 (D)
lolonono

Fact is they do exist. One just south of me. Was even 100% legal until recently. Its still just as it was. For the long arm of the law to get to the beach, its easy to see them coming long before they get there. So no one is ever messed with by the lawn.

@previous (Ryan !!YBaRi3MXP)
Thanks for the mention of gif.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #320,979

@previous (C)
I know they exist, but they aren't politically correct. There are also women in America who like to make sandwiches--still not PC. But I'm glad the lawn isn't messing with nudists in your neck of the woods.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,054

@previous (D)
Women who can't cook are lonely and hideous.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,061

@previous (F)
Fucking retard. Less attractive woman are more likely to be better cooks. Besides, no female would ever have you anyway.

green joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,062

Mine is 6 on a good day.

green replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,063

@previous (green)
Correction.
.6 when its a very cold day.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,084

It's normal for some people. It's disgusting and useless, but it can be considered normal.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,085

@previous (I)
> It's disgusting and useless
lololnono

Donate yours please:

Penis transplantation is a surgical transplant procedure in which a penis is transplanted to a patient. The penis may be an allograft from a human donor, or it may be grown artificially, though the latter is untested in humans. Peripheral transplant procedures such as hand, face, or penis transplant surgery are controversial because they are not necessary to ensure the life of the patient.

The first successful procedure was performed in September 2006, at a military hospital in Guangzhou, China. The patient, a 44-year-old male, had sustained the loss of most of his penis in an accident. The transplanted penis came from a brain-dead 22-year-old male.

Anonymous I You qualify as Brain-Dead

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 35 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,089

@previous (C)
Small penis is disgusting to me. Why is it perfectly acceptable to tell a fatass to lose weight, but it's not cool to tell a dude with a small prick to buy himself a strap-on. It's the same fucking thing.

If you've got a problem, shut up and do something about it. You're only wasting your time trying to convince everyone you don't have a problem. Nobody's buying it.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,095

@previous (I)
Define small?

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,099

@321,061 (G)
The retard is you.

First, beauty is subjective. You cannot possibly istruct me as to what I find attractive simply beause you are not me.

I can only assume what you mean by attractive women who can't cook is shallow bitches who spend thier entire lives trying to look like "fuck me barbie" dools. Well I have news for you. They get old and when they do, men throw them out like yesterday's trash.

Do you know any people at all IRL? Because if you do, I'm sure you'd have a hard time finding just one happilly married 50 year old woman who doesn't cook.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,100

@previous (F)
Why is it necessary for a married 50 year old woman to be happy in her marriage?

She can be married and have world class affairs. No fear of pregnancy!

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,101

@321,095 (C)

Small = not Big.
Big = top quintile penises

therfore,
Small = 80% of men.

Anonymous I double-posted this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,103

@321,100 (C)
Really? So men are lining up for 50 year old snatch now?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,108

@321,101 (I)
wot? Media is like 6.0 or so. Lots of websites with details on 50 percentile. Nor does the 4 inch flaccid give anyone a clue about what it becums when hard.

OK this said. Yes I have a friend.....Female and she needs at least 8 inches hard and it must be a fat one as well. Of course this limits her on choices in men and her track record on relationships SUCK!

@previous (I)
NO Clue lolo

Point really is that Married and unhappy in that marriage, is not necessarily a handicap. (Age is not really a issue)

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,115

@previous (C)
It's the digital age. The world is binary now.

Your anecdote only proves my point. That bitch would be a lot happier in life if more men with small pricks would face the music and get a kickass dildo to augment their toolkit.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 8 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,116

@321,103 (I)
I would. If her vag is tight. Looseness is abnormal and wrong.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,119

@previous (D)
Exactly.

Loose = not tight.
Tight = bottom quintile for maximum vaginal stretch.

therefore,
Loose = 80% of women.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #321,123

@previous (I)
I concur, sir. Your reasoning is flawless.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #321,198

@321,119 (I)
length isnt that important. Most of the nerve endings are at the front.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #321,246

@previous (G)
Real scientists would use volume measured by displacement when assessing penis size. Of course, there are no real scientists working on this, only cocksuckers.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #321,254

@321,119 (I)
Not tight?

That's why God made the back entrance.

Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #321,255

@previous (C)
And for birth control.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #321,259

@previous (J)
Good for economy because of the need to buy lots of soap.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #321,280

I think she can't read, sandbeaches.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,439

@321,259 (C)
That's what enemas are for. Really now. Does anyone honestly think people still use those for constipation?

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,443

@previous (I)
They do. Especially with the old, sick or injured. I've has to help with many enemas, most performed on paraplegics.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,444

@previous (G)
I am guilty as anyone for contributing to this thread.

How does it end up going from Is 4 inches abnormal for a penis? To enemas?

green replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,446

If you read the Falco fanfic, you would know at least 10 inch is the norm.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,447

@previous (green)
tl,dr

green replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,448

@previous (C)

Your not normal.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,449

@previous (green)
And that is why I am here with YOU

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 18 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,558

@321,444 (Anonymous M)
Because anal.

astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,634

lol that's unfortunate.
I got 8 inch cocks DYING for me. Your tiny penis doesn't stand a chance in competition.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,638

@previous (astromermaid)
> Likes to have her cervix knocked like a door on a busy street.

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