Topic: Falco fanfic.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13.2 years ago #19,523
Falco whipped out his 10 inch penis and Green new he was in for a treat. "Get the dog suit" Green exclaimed as he was stroking his 12 inch penis. "You are the manliest man I know Falco".
"Pooped my pant hasn't yours?". Falco replied. Green winked. "Poopy pants time". Falco unleashed his anus and let out wet, sloppy shit. "All lubed up". Falco could barely contain his pleasure as Green entered him. Green straddled the Falco, an adonis of a man. "Am cum Green". Falco screamed in ecstasy. Green had the stamina of a stallion. "Am cum Falco" Green shouted in pleasure. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door...
"Pooped my pant hasn't yours?". Falco replied. Green winked. "Poopy pants time". Falco unleashed his anus and let out wet, sloppy shit. "All lubed up". Falco could barely contain his pleasure as Green entered him. Green straddled the Falco, an adonis of a man. "Am cum Green". Falco screamed in ecstasy. Green had the stamina of a stallion. "Am cum Falco" Green shouted in pleasure. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door...
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 48 minutes later[^] [v] #320,752
Brilliant. They were very in-character.
dw joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #320,753
hot
Harley !KdqbYNYHss joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #320,754
Ohgodwtf
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #320,756
Part 2: A Becku too many
Falco looked through the peephole. "Green! It's Becku!" he shouted. Green trembled in fear. "It's Falco time!". Green and Falco charged their anuses. "Maximum POWER!" they shouted. They sprayed hot, sticky diarrhea all over Becku. The Becku was defeat. Falco and Green celebrted by rubbing bums. "Lets have sex Green. It's not gay if the balls don't touch!". "Oh you!" Green retorted. Falco got out his 20 inch vibrator. They were ready, but they didn't know of the danger in the basement...
Falco looked through the peephole. "Green! It's Becku!" he shouted. Green trembled in fear. "It's Falco time!". Green and Falco charged their anuses. "Maximum POWER!" they shouted. They sprayed hot, sticky diarrhea all over Becku. The Becku was defeat. Falco and Green celebrted by rubbing bums. "Lets have sex Green. It's not gay if the balls don't touch!". "Oh you!" Green retorted. Falco got out his 20 inch vibrator. They were ready, but they didn't know of the danger in the basement...
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,788
"So I'm supposed to fly you? How the fuck do I do that?"
Falco sat on a crate, opposite the A-10 to which he had been assigned. This particular plane was notorious for going through pilots faster than any other due to 'unexplained mechanical faults' and risky aerial maneuvers.
"Y'see this?" It turned to its left slightly, showing the mechanical seams on her back, still looking at him, with that predator's grin on its face.
"I can make these split apart. You climb in...and then you can take me for a spin, yeah?"
Falco scratched at his hairline. "There's nowhere near enough room for anyone in there," he stated flatly, pointing at its fuel tanks.
The A-10's grin quickly switched into an irritated frown, and it leaned forwards, jabbing a finger at Falco, causing him to jump, just a little.
"Don't be a dumbshit, okay? They briefed you properly, right?"
Falco looked on blankly.
"...Right? Ah, fuck." The A-10 maintained the frown, but leaned back and shrugged.
"I'm hollow. Your arms and legs fit into mine, and you see out of...this." It crossed its legs again, leaning forwards and tapping the opaque cockpit. To Falco, it looked more like a helmet.
"Neural connections let me know what you want to do. No joysticks. At least not in that cockpit." It gave him a patronizing glance.
Only to see a look of great, deep thought on Falco's face.
"What's wrong?" It hissed in a sultry, earthy tone, leaning forwards. "Scared?"
"Those aren't fuel tanks at all."
It frowned again, but this time, more in utter confusion than anything else.
"I...what?"
"Those." Falco poked the pliant synthmetal 'fuel tank'. The A-10 jerked backwards.
"Don't do that! They're...er, volatile!"
Falco crossed his arms. "They're breasts, aren't they."
"N-no..."
"You're a GIRL plane, aren't you?"
The A-10 went through several facial expressions, from 'confused', to 'incredulous', to 'disbelieving', to 'incredibly angry'.
"NO SHIT. NO...SHIT." The A-10 yelled at him, jumping up and shoving him backwards over the crate. "MOTHERFUCKING SHERLOCK EINSTEIN, ARE YOU? Oh my God, how long did it take for you to figure that out?" it yelled, before walking away, head in its hands, muttering, "I've been paired with an idiot...an idiot..." over and over again, until it found the hangar wall, which it started to gently bang its cockpit against. "Of all the pilots...I've had aces, masters of their craft, and now this dipshi-" It froze as it felt a gentle hand run down its back seam, unsealing it with a hydraulic 'hsss'.
"W-what are you-"
"Shh. No words. Only flying now."
After about fifteen seconds of absolutely nothing happening, the A-10 turned around irritably, to see Falco staring into its back, with the confused expression on his face again.
"Are you fucking teasing me? I-"
"What's that?"
"What's what?"
Falco reached inside it, poking the object in question, which caused the A-10 to shudder violently and collapse against the wall. "Th...t-that's the fuel intake, dumbass."
"That doesn't look like a fuel intake."
"JUST G-GET THE FUCK IN."
Falco sat on a crate, opposite the A-10 to which he had been assigned. This particular plane was notorious for going through pilots faster than any other due to 'unexplained mechanical faults' and risky aerial maneuvers.
"Y'see this?" It turned to its left slightly, showing the mechanical seams on her back, still looking at him, with that predator's grin on its face.
"I can make these split apart. You climb in...and then you can take me for a spin, yeah?"
Falco scratched at his hairline. "There's nowhere near enough room for anyone in there," he stated flatly, pointing at its fuel tanks.
The A-10's grin quickly switched into an irritated frown, and it leaned forwards, jabbing a finger at Falco, causing him to jump, just a little.
"Don't be a dumbshit, okay? They briefed you properly, right?"
Falco looked on blankly.
"...Right? Ah, fuck." The A-10 maintained the frown, but leaned back and shrugged.
"I'm hollow. Your arms and legs fit into mine, and you see out of...this." It crossed its legs again, leaning forwards and tapping the opaque cockpit. To Falco, it looked more like a helmet.
"Neural connections let me know what you want to do. No joysticks. At least not in that cockpit." It gave him a patronizing glance.
Only to see a look of great, deep thought on Falco's face.
"What's wrong?" It hissed in a sultry, earthy tone, leaning forwards. "Scared?"
"Those aren't fuel tanks at all."
It frowned again, but this time, more in utter confusion than anything else.
"I...what?"
"Those." Falco poked the pliant synthmetal 'fuel tank'. The A-10 jerked backwards.
"Don't do that! They're...er, volatile!"
Falco crossed his arms. "They're breasts, aren't they."
"N-no..."
"You're a GIRL plane, aren't you?"
The A-10 went through several facial expressions, from 'confused', to 'incredulous', to 'disbelieving', to 'incredibly angry'.
"NO SHIT. NO...SHIT." The A-10 yelled at him, jumping up and shoving him backwards over the crate. "MOTHERFUCKING SHERLOCK EINSTEIN, ARE YOU? Oh my God, how long did it take for you to figure that out?" it yelled, before walking away, head in its hands, muttering, "I've been paired with an idiot...an idiot..." over and over again, until it found the hangar wall, which it started to gently bang its cockpit against. "Of all the pilots...I've had aces, masters of their craft, and now this dipshi-" It froze as it felt a gentle hand run down its back seam, unsealing it with a hydraulic 'hsss'.
"W-what are you-"
"Shh. No words. Only flying now."
After about fifteen seconds of absolutely nothing happening, the A-10 turned around irritably, to see Falco staring into its back, with the confused expression on his face again.
"Are you fucking teasing me? I-"
"What's that?"
"What's what?"
Falco reached inside it, poking the object in question, which caused the A-10 to shudder violently and collapse against the wall. "Th...t-that's the fuel intake, dumbass."
"That doesn't look like a fuel intake."
"JUST G-GET THE FUCK IN."
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Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #320,859
Moar! MOAR!
Anonymous B replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #320,860
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #320,865
Part 3: Buttered To4st
Falco got the vibrator 10 inches up Green's extremely tight and anus. Suddenly, there was a banging in the basement. "I'll investigate it my sweet petal" Falco said, lifting up his horse-sized penis. Nothing could prepare them for what was about to happen. A wild to4str came out and he was trying to raping. "We need to escape Falco". Green removed the vibrator and knocked to4str out with it. "Bean time" the couple said, as they ate a can of beans. Something started to brew up inside them. "ROCKETPOOTS!" Falco and Green let out the largest diarrhea fart ever. It propelled them to China. The trouble our heroes would get into is only just beginning...
Falco got the vibrator 10 inches up Green's extremely tight and anus. Suddenly, there was a banging in the basement. "I'll investigate it my sweet petal" Falco said, lifting up his horse-sized penis. Nothing could prepare them for what was about to happen. A wild to4str came out and he was trying to raping. "We need to escape Falco". Green removed the vibrator and knocked to4str out with it. "Bean time" the couple said, as they ate a can of beans. Something started to brew up inside them. "ROCKETPOOTS!" Falco and Green let out the largest diarrhea fart ever. It propelled them to China. The trouble our heroes would get into is only just beginning...
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #320,896
I love this thread
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #320,901
My body is ready.Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #320,997
Commissar's in town, UH OH!
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #320,999
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #321,004
and then a skeleton popped out!!
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #321,005
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Ya sure nuff have strange fan club. Must be the result of living in Tongueha.
Ya sure nuff have strange fan club. Must be the result of living in Tongueha.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #321,047
Part 4: A Stranger's Challenge.
Falco and Green landed in Kunming. Green aroused Falco to see if he was awake. "Where are we? Who are you? Who am I?" said Falco. "NOOO! You have amnesia" screamed Green, barely containing his erection. Green pulled out a funnel from inside his bum and put it in Falco's anus. He then proceeded to spray slushy hot diarrhea into Falco's rectum. "Poopy pant time" Green said as he thrust his erection all the way into Falco's brain. Falco suddenly remembered. Everything. "Why was to4str in America. Unless. He is going to get vocalon! We must save him Green. We need to fly back. "No beans" said Green. Then they saw a white man with a flying scooter. "I can help you!". Said the stranger. "But, would you let your teenage cousin poot directly into your nostrils?". "No" replied Falco. "Then I challenge you to a poot off!" the stranger shouted the stranger...
Falco and Green landed in Kunming. Green aroused Falco to see if he was awake. "Where are we? Who are you? Who am I?" said Falco. "NOOO! You have amnesia" screamed Green, barely containing his erection. Green pulled out a funnel from inside his bum and put it in Falco's anus. He then proceeded to spray slushy hot diarrhea into Falco's rectum. "Poopy pant time" Green said as he thrust his erection all the way into Falco's brain. Falco suddenly remembered. Everything. "Why was to4str in America. Unless. He is going to get vocalon! We must save him Green. We need to fly back. "No beans" said Green. Then they saw a white man with a flying scooter. "I can help you!". Said the stranger. "But, would you let your teenage cousin poot directly into your nostrils?". "No" replied Falco. "Then I challenge you to a poot off!" the stranger shouted the stranger...
green (OP) double-posted this 13.2 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,209
Part 6: Falco's bum? Yum yum yum!
Green took a shit on Falco's head for good. Matt and Falco turned their backs to each other and started farting. The 2 challenger's stood firm. "Blow him away Steelbuns!" Green shouted. 'Steelbuns'. Ah that took Green back. Falco started slipping on slimy diarrhea shit from his anus. He was about to lose when Green tugged Falco's 10 inch penis. "I. AM. CUMFART!". Falco farted with the force of 10 nuclear bombs blowing Matt to Rwanda. Now they could ride the magic scooter to save to4str.
Green took a shit on Falco's head for good. Matt and Falco turned their backs to each other and started farting. The 2 challenger's stood firm. "Blow him away Steelbuns!" Green shouted. 'Steelbuns'. Ah that took Green back. Falco started slipping on slimy diarrhea shit from his anus. He was about to lose when Green tugged Falco's 10 inch penis. "I. AM. CUMFART!". Falco farted with the force of 10 nuclear bombs blowing Matt to Rwanda. Now they could ride the magic scooter to save to4str.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 13.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,219
Part The 7: The OMG EPIC LOLZ XDXDXD!!1 Battle with to4str!
Falco and Green flew the scooter over to4str before he caught any boys. They shat sticky shit glue and trapped to4str for eternity. But he used his laser eyes to escape. He blew up the scooter, but luckily Falco and Green shat out shit cushions and they landed safely. What ensued was a battle of lasers and shit. "To the cider!" shouted Green. They robbed a store and the police didn't care so Falco and Green took a shit in their hats. Falco and Green drank the cider and sprayed foul cider shits over to4str. To4str was melt but he shot Green with his laser. Green let out a shit the size of Mexico and To4str was defeat. Green was dying though. ''NO!" screamed Falco as his muscular hero lay in his arms. "Poopy pant time" said Green. Falco and Green shat in each others mouths and had sex. Green died but let out a massive shit in the sky like fireworks. It read "Pooped my pant. Hasn't yours?".
Falco and Green flew the scooter over to4str before he caught any boys. They shat sticky shit glue and trapped to4str for eternity. But he used his laser eyes to escape. He blew up the scooter, but luckily Falco and Green shat out shit cushions and they landed safely. What ensued was a battle of lasers and shit. "To the cider!" shouted Green. They robbed a store and the police didn't care so Falco and Green took a shit in their hats. Falco and Green drank the cider and sprayed foul cider shits over to4str. To4str was melt but he shot Green with his laser. Green let out a shit the size of Mexico and To4str was defeat. Green was dying though. ''NO!" screamed Falco as his muscular hero lay in his arms. "Poopy pant time" said Green. Falco and Green shat in each others mouths and had sex. Green died but let out a massive shit in the sky like fireworks. It read "Pooped my pant. Hasn't yours?".
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 13.2 years ago, 17 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,220
To be continued..
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,222
That was beautiful, OP. :')
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,226
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,228
@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
It's not supposed to make sense. That's the beauty of it.
It's not supposed to make sense. That's the beauty of it.
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Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,229
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,235
Part 9: Trippin For Shrooms.
A man appeared in a veil of smoke. "I am The Editor he said. You can still save the Greens, but I hev to take you to a dangerous place. Are you ready?". Falco pulled a Poo-zooka out of his bum. "Ready" he said. "I must leave you in The Mushroom Kingdom. Good luck" The Editor said. Falco proceeded to shit on every goomba and rape every tortoise (people call them turtles, despite the fact turtles live in the sea and tortoises live on the land. This is pretty much the only education you will get in this fanfic). He came upon a leaf which turned him into a racoon. "MAXIMU FURRU!" Falco shouted as he flew to Bowser's castle and shit sticky diarrhea shit on Mario. Falco shat in his gun, shot it at Bowser and he died. He then made a rape with Peach.
A man appeared in a veil of smoke. "I am The Editor he said. You can still save the Greens, but I hev to take you to a dangerous place. Are you ready?". Falco pulled a Poo-zooka out of his bum. "Ready" he said. "I must leave you in The Mushroom Kingdom. Good luck" The Editor said. Falco proceeded to shit on every goomba and rape every tortoise (people call them turtles, despite the fact turtles live in the sea and tortoises live on the land. This is pretty much the only education you will get in this fanfic). He came upon a leaf which turned him into a racoon. "MAXIMU FURRU!" Falco shouted as he flew to Bowser's castle and shit sticky diarrhea shit on Mario. Falco shat in his gun, shot it at Bowser and he died. He then made a rape with Peach.
green (OP) double-posted this 13.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,236
Part 10: The Last Chapter Was Shit-Falco.
Falco escaped that shitty chapter with the 1-up mushroom I forgot to mention. Falco inserted the mushroom into his uretha and pissed on Green. "Peepee pant time" he said as he inserted his throbbing 13 inch erection into Green's perfect, warm anus. "Am revive Falco". They had sex 16 times and shat on cars. "I can fly Green". Falco lifted Green with his penis and they flew over people and ejaculated on them for points. Green blinded an old lady with cum for 100 points and shat on her for an extra 50. Then his phone started ringing. It was Admiral Moot...
Falco escaped that shitty chapter with the 1-up mushroom I forgot to mention. Falco inserted the mushroom into his uretha and pissed on Green. "Peepee pant time" he said as he inserted his throbbing 13 inch erection into Green's perfect, warm anus. "Am revive Falco". They had sex 16 times and shat on cars. "I can fly Green". Falco lifted Green with his penis and they flew over people and ejaculated on them for points. Green blinded an old lady with cum for 100 points and shat on her for an extra 50. Then his phone started ringing. It was Admiral Moot...
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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,257
Bravo!
green (OP) replied with this 13.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,311
Part 10: Can't stop sucking cocks?
"I need your help heroes" said moot. "I have a cocksucking problem. Also, 4chan headquarters is being overrun by 9faggers!". "We're on it sir" replied Green. "Falco, you are a fly too slow. Let's steal a car." Green and Falco landed on a car, smashed the windshield with shit-bullets, and gently raped and shat on the driver. "Thank you" said the old man driver, "was good rape". Falco winked as he drove off. They drove very fast, ejaculating on each other. Then they saw the 9faggers. "We need to get to moot!". Green robbed a curry restaurant. "Showtime!" he exclaimed. Falco and Green ate all the curries. "CURRY SHIT CANNON!", our heroes bent over and let out rock hard curry shit missiles at the 9faggers. A lot of 9faggers died. "Now we can get to moo-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" They were almost ready to get moot to suck their cock, but a monstrous creature appeared...
"I need your help heroes" said moot. "I have a cocksucking problem. Also, 4chan headquarters is being overrun by 9faggers!". "We're on it sir" replied Green. "Falco, you are a fly too slow. Let's steal a car." Green and Falco landed on a car, smashed the windshield with shit-bullets, and gently raped and shat on the driver. "Thank you" said the old man driver, "was good rape". Falco winked as he drove off. They drove very fast, ejaculating on each other. Then they saw the 9faggers. "We need to get to moot!". Green robbed a curry restaurant. "Showtime!" he exclaimed. Falco and Green ate all the curries. "CURRY SHIT CANNON!", our heroes bent over and let out rock hard curry shit missiles at the 9faggers. A lot of 9faggers died. "Now we can get to moo-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" They were almost ready to get moot to suck their cock, but a monstrous creature appeared...
Killer Lettuce !L.Xnbz68Q6 replied with this 13.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,313
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,315
@previous (Killer Lettuce !L.Xnbz68Q6)
Woah buddy, we're not hilarious or deranged enough to appear on this. Not when there's people like Leonidas or Matt around.
Woah buddy, we're not hilarious or deranged enough to appear on this. Not when there's people like Leonidas or Matt around.
green (OP) replied with this 13.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,411
Part 10: Titanium dicks.
"It's a fucking robot!" screamed Green.
"We need to upgrade your armour''. Moot joined the party. The threesome held hands. "3. 2. 1. ROCKETSHITS!" they said as they sped by the robot and into the HQ, leaving the robot covered in shitty, sticky shit. "These" said moot "are the awesome armours. They leave your nips, dicks and tasty firm arses free to breathe. They also let you shoot lasers from your nipples, fart electricity and make your dicks harder than titanium". "SUCK NIPPLES!" shouted Falco. Green winked. They raped moot with their titanium cocks. "Thank you" said moot. "NOW TO DESTROY THE ROBOT!" Falco and Green shouted. They farted electricity at the robot. Falco shot at it with his nipples. "Now for the grand finale. Poopy pant time?". Asked Green. Falco nodded. "Pooped my pant". They sprayed diarrhea on the robot and raped it with their titanium dicks. The robot had such a big orgasm it exploded. The robot said it's final words; "You sir, are and idiot :)". Then Falco noticed something. The robot had been powered by a can of spam. "IT'S A SPAMBOT GREEN!". Green and moot shuddered. And moot said with a chill down his spine; "You know what this means? It's the return of You Know Who"...
"It's a fucking robot!" screamed Green.
"We need to upgrade your armour''. Moot joined the party. The threesome held hands. "3. 2. 1. ROCKETSHITS!" they said as they sped by the robot and into the HQ, leaving the robot covered in shitty, sticky shit. "These" said moot "are the awesome armours. They leave your nips, dicks and tasty firm arses free to breathe. They also let you shoot lasers from your nipples, fart electricity and make your dicks harder than titanium". "SUCK NIPPLES!" shouted Falco. Green winked. They raped moot with their titanium cocks. "Thank you" said moot. "NOW TO DESTROY THE ROBOT!" Falco and Green shouted. They farted electricity at the robot. Falco shot at it with his nipples. "Now for the grand finale. Poopy pant time?". Asked Green. Falco nodded. "Pooped my pant". They sprayed diarrhea on the robot and raped it with their titanium dicks. The robot had such a big orgasm it exploded. The robot said it's final words; "You sir, are and idiot :)". Then Falco noticed something. The robot had been powered by a can of spam. "IT'S A SPAMBOT GREEN!". Green and moot shuddered. And moot said with a chill down his spine; "You know what this means? It's the return of You Know Who"...
green (OP) double-posted this 13.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,440
Part 11: Writing this while drinking.
"Let's take a break from the main story to kill Leonidas" said Falco. "Is there even a main story, apart from shitting everywhere?" replied Green. "You're breaking the fourth wall!" screamed moot. Falco knocked moot out, to Falco and Green; this was personal. Falco stole a car again (goddamnit stop car-jacking Falco!). And drove to wherever the fuck Leonidas was. "Shit that guy stalking that ginger girl. Could it be?.." said Falco. "It is" responded Green. Green and Falco used their titanium cocks to flip over the car. Leonidas got out and our heroes sprayed shit over him. Leonidas was unaffected. "You think human excrement can stop me? Everything that comes out of my mouth is pure human excrement!" spoke Leonidas. Falco winked "nipnip time?" Green nodded "SUCK MY NIPPLES!", and they shot lasers out of their nipples. "Nothing will stop me. Salty and I are meant to be together!". Falco was enraged. "Why the fuck won't you die?". Falco called 911 and told them they needed help with an autistic and to bring a firetruck. The firetruck arrived, Falco shat on them and they ran away to Mexico. Falco then replaced the water with sticky diarrhea shit. Green noticed there were a lot of black hobos around. He stole their dicks and filled them with TNT. "Eat explosive nigger dicks!" Green shouted as Leonidas was stunned by the lack of autism as the dicks hit him. "Poopy-hose time." Falco said as he put the firetruck hose in Leonidas' mouth and began filling him with sticky, stinky, slushy, slimy diarrhea shit. Green began to dig a hole with his spade-shaped titanium dick (it's spade-shaped now because fuck you).
"Let's take a break from the main story to kill Leonidas" said Falco. "Is there even a main story, apart from shitting everywhere?" replied Green. "You're breaking the fourth wall!" screamed moot. Falco knocked moot out, to Falco and Green; this was personal. Falco stole a car again (goddamnit stop car-jacking Falco!). And drove to wherever the fuck Leonidas was. "Shit that guy stalking that ginger girl. Could it be?.." said Falco. "It is" responded Green. Green and Falco used their titanium cocks to flip over the car. Leonidas got out and our heroes sprayed shit over him. Leonidas was unaffected. "You think human excrement can stop me? Everything that comes out of my mouth is pure human excrement!" spoke Leonidas. Falco winked "nipnip time?" Green nodded "SUCK MY NIPPLES!", and they shot lasers out of their nipples. "Nothing will stop me. Salty and I are meant to be together!". Falco was enraged. "Why the fuck won't you die?". Falco called 911 and told them they needed help with an autistic and to bring a firetruck. The firetruck arrived, Falco shat on them and they ran away to Mexico. Falco then replaced the water with sticky diarrhea shit. Green noticed there were a lot of black hobos around. He stole their dicks and filled them with TNT. "Eat explosive nigger dicks!" Green shouted as Leonidas was stunned by the lack of autism as the dicks hit him. "Poopy-hose time." Falco said as he put the firetruck hose in Leonidas' mouth and began filling him with sticky, stinky, slushy, slimy diarrhea shit. Green began to dig a hole with his spade-shaped titanium dick (it's spade-shaped now because fuck you).
green (OP) triple-posted this 13.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,442
Green put him in the hole. "You think this will stop me? I will save salty from creepy stalkers who beat her, like ninjj". Falco threw a niggercock down in the hole "One for the road faggot!". Green and Falco started burying him with soil. "Fuck this" said Falco "let's give him what he deserves." Green slapped his cheeky arse. "Pooped my pant. Hasn't yours?" replied Green. They buried Leonidas under an avalanche of super sticky diarrhea shit. They then shat in each others mouths and had sex; knowing they had made the world a better place.
green (OP) quadruple-posted this 13.2 years ago, 20 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,559
Chapter 13: Itchy anus.
Green scratching his bum. "I found a dinkleberry Falco". "Yum" said Falco as he ate it. "What's for dinner". Green shat and pissed on a plate. "This". Replied Green. Falco ate the exquisite diarrhea shit and started fisting Green. "Have you thought of a plot-line for the story Green. "Yes. But I'll think we'll have a few more chapters where we shit everywhere". Moot came in so they pissed on him because jellyfish. They shat in his mouth and came in his ear.
Green scratching his bum. "I found a dinkleberry Falco". "Yum" said Falco as he ate it. "What's for dinner". Green shat and pissed on a plate. "This". Replied Green. Falco ate the exquisite diarrhea shit and started fisting Green. "Have you thought of a plot-line for the story Green. "Yes. But I'll think we'll have a few more chapters where we shit everywhere". Moot came in so they pissed on him because jellyfish. They shat in his mouth and came in his ear.
green (OP) quintuple-posted this 13.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,562
9gag: smoke a fag
"We need to take down 9gag". Said moot. "I will transform into a bike". Moot transformed into a mootorcycle with penises for handlebars. "To 9gag fortress." They had sex on the mootorcycle and shat over cars. They arrived at Chris Chan's 9gag fortress. "It's made out of lego". said Falco. "Lego reinforced with steel replied moot".
"We need to take down 9gag". Said moot. "I will transform into a bike". Moot transformed into a mootorcycle with penises for handlebars. "To 9gag fortress." They had sex on the mootorcycle and shat over cars. They arrived at Chris Chan's 9gag fortress. "It's made out of lego". said Falco. "Lego reinforced with steel replied moot".
dw replied with this 13.2 years ago, 10 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,652
green (OP) replied with this 13.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,733
CHRISERU CHANERU
Our heroes nipple-lasered an hole and shat acid diarrhea farts at the 9gaggers. "ELECTROFARTS" said Falco as he farted people to death. "Poopy pant time?". said Green. "Pooped my pant" replied Falco and moot. They shat on the 9gaggers and raped them with titanium cocks. Our heroes then had an orgy. "So. You have arrived?" said an autistic voice "SUCK MY DUCK! GO SONICHU!". The Sonichu shat on moot and raped him, thus turning moot into a Sonichu. "Shit Green we need to get out! We can't beat those levels of autism." However, the Sonichus had cornered our heroes and were preparing a rape...
Our heroes nipple-lasered an hole and shat acid diarrhea farts at the 9gaggers. "ELECTROFARTS" said Falco as he farted people to death. "Poopy pant time?". said Green. "Pooped my pant" replied Falco and moot. They shat on the 9gaggers and raped them with titanium cocks. Our heroes then had an orgy. "So. You have arrived?" said an autistic voice "SUCK MY DUCK! GO SONICHU!". The Sonichu shat on moot and raped him, thus turning moot into a Sonichu. "Shit Green we need to get out! We can't beat those levels of autism." However, the Sonichus had cornered our heroes and were preparing a rape...
green (OP) double-posted this 13.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,756
My fart will go on
"Fart on my dick" said Falco. "Excuse me" replied Green. Green farted electrofarts on Falco's titanium dick. "Rape time" said Falco as he blew up the Sonichus with pleasure that made their head explode. "TO Chris Chan!" shouted Green. "You can't stop me." Chris shouted as he threw autistic comics at our heroes. "Poopy nipple time? " asked Falco. "Pooped my nipple" replied Green. They shat on each other's nipple and sucked lollipops until they were high. They than shot sloppy nipple laser excrement at Chris Chan. Chris died. "STOP" shouted a shadowy figure. "How about you face me?"...
"Fart on my dick" said Falco. "Excuse me" replied Green. Green farted electrofarts on Falco's titanium dick. "Rape time" said Falco as he blew up the Sonichus with pleasure that made their head explode. "TO Chris Chan!" shouted Green. "You can't stop me." Chris shouted as he threw autistic comics at our heroes. "Poopy nipple time? " asked Falco. "Pooped my nipple" replied Green. They shat on each other's nipple and sucked lollipops until they were high. They than shot sloppy nipple laser excrement at Chris Chan. Chris died. "STOP" shouted a shadowy figure. "How about you face me?"...
brie !hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 13.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,791
I approve this message.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,792
@321,733 (green)
> "Shit Green we need to get out! We can't beat those levels of autism."
I fucking lol'd.
> "Shit Green we need to get out! We can't beat those levels of autism."
I fucking lol'd.
green (OP) replied with this 13.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #321,930
Problem with Sweden
''I am Kimmo Yohan Alm." said the figure."And your lack of proper grammar has caused me to rise from the grave like a phoenix from ashes. I will give you £1million to stop writing this monstrous fanfic." Green quivered and pee pants "I'll take it replied Green". Kimmo threw the money at Green then flew out in a helicopter. "Lets chase him Green" said Falco. "Why?" replied Green. "We have £1million". "Goddamnit Green. We need to save the world. And if you don't come with me to get Kimmo, I will! Even if it's by myself!"...
''I am Kimmo Yohan Alm." said the figure."And your lack of proper grammar has caused me to rise from the grave like a phoenix from ashes. I will give you £1million to stop writing this monstrous fanfic." Green quivered and pee pants "I'll take it replied Green". Kimmo threw the money at Green then flew out in a helicopter. "Lets chase him Green" said Falco. "Why?" replied Green. "We have £1million". "Goddamnit Green. We need to save the world. And if you don't come with me to get Kimmo, I will! Even if it's by myself!"...
dw (OP) double-posted this 13.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #322,108
Falco. Shitting a turtle?
Falco flew after Falco leaving Green behind. Green then robbed a pub and was an alcohol. "Why didn't I follow Falco?" Green then had an idea. "I have 1 million pounds nice arse that girl on the bike has I will buy a island and make gadgets. Green did this.
Meanwhile Falco had grabbed on to the helicopter and shit on the windscreen. The helicopter through him off. But it had reached its destination. Falco shat turtle shaped turds that broke his fall. He looked up at a building 2 miles high that read 'ANONTALK TOWERS!'. Falco fapped at the intensity of this story.
Falco flew after Falco leaving Green behind. Green then robbed a pub and was an alcohol. "Why didn't I follow Falco?" Green then had an idea. "I have 1 million pounds nice arse that girl on the bike has I will buy a island and make gadgets. Green did this.
Meanwhile Falco had grabbed on to the helicopter and shit on the windscreen. The helicopter through him off. But it had reached its destination. Falco shat turtle shaped turds that broke his fall. He looked up at a building 2 miles high that read 'ANONTALK TOWERS!'. Falco fapped at the intensity of this story.
dw (OP) triple-posted this 13.2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #322,112
The Cereal killer!
Green was passed out from drinking to much cider; when he had a flashback. He was a ruggedly handsome homicide detective, and had a bright future. His cellphone rang; "Green. It's Falco. There's been a murder at the Kellogs factory. Green sped off post-haste to the Kelloggs factory. Green arrived and saw a scene of horror not unlike a toilet at a Manchester nightclub at the weekend. Green gave a shocked look at Falco as they looked at the decaptitated body of Tony the Tiger...
Green was passed out from drinking to much cider; when he had a flashback. He was a ruggedly handsome homicide detective, and had a bright future. His cellphone rang; "Green. It's Falco. There's been a murder at the Kellogs factory. Green sped off post-haste to the Kelloggs factory. Green arrived and saw a scene of horror not unlike a toilet at a Manchester nightclub at the weekend. Green gave a shocked look at Falco as they looked at the decaptitated body of Tony the Tiger...
dw !BQFEE6sAIY (OP) quadruple-posted this 13.2 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #322,262
The dawn is closing
Falco fought his way through floor after floor of pedos and exploding lolis, leaving a trail of diarrhea behind him. He got to the top floor and guess who he saw? Kimmo. He had a portal and sent Falco to the viking age. Falco was surrounded by naked viking men. "Under any other circumstances, I would have an erection now" said Falco.
Falco fought his way through floor after floor of pedos and exploding lolis, leaving a trail of diarrhea behind him. He got to the top floor and guess who he saw? Kimmo. He had a portal and sent Falco to the viking age. Falco was surrounded by naked viking men. "Under any other circumstances, I would have an erection now" said Falco.
dw !BQFEE6sAIY (OP) quintuple-posted this 13.2 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #322,408
The return of moot
Green had a idea and shat himself to anontalk towers. He was almost at the top when Sexyboi351 stopped him. "Shit" said Green as he was confronted by this 6'4" 350lb giant. Sexyboi351 beat up Green. "Need my help" said a voice. The stranger beat up Sexyboi351. "I am a clone of moot" he said. "Call me mootwo."
Green had a idea and shat himself to anontalk towers. He was almost at the top when Sexyboi351 stopped him. "Shit" said Green as he was confronted by this 6'4" 350lb giant. Sexyboi351 beat up Green. "Need my help" said a voice. The stranger beat up Sexyboi351. "I am a clone of moot" he said. "Call me mootwo."
dw !BQFEE6sAIY (OP) sextuple-posted this 13.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #322,532
Shitlisting history
Green shat on the floor and made mootwo eat it. They then got to the top floor and confronted Kimmo. "Hello, psychotic fucktards. I have been expecting you". Said Kimmo. "Where is Falco" replied Green. "With the vikings. And I'll send you there too. I'm getting tired of the filthy human species. All I want to do is poke loli in the butt, but these anti machines with no emotions stop me. Well, I am sending forth my spambots to shitlist all human life. I will then genetically engineer, and clone the perfect loli. Making the world perfect. We will go to the lovely woods and I will show her the meaning of the moon". Green climaxed in mootwo and screamed "YOU EVIL CUNT". Kimmo smiled and said "You sir are and idiot :-[ back to the viking age with you"...
Green shat on the floor and made mootwo eat it. They then got to the top floor and confronted Kimmo. "Hello, psychotic fucktards. I have been expecting you". Said Kimmo. "Where is Falco" replied Green. "With the vikings. And I'll send you there too. I'm getting tired of the filthy human species. All I want to do is poke loli in the butt, but these anti machines with no emotions stop me. Well, I am sending forth my spambots to shitlist all human life. I will then genetically engineer, and clone the perfect loli. Making the world perfect. We will go to the lovely woods and I will show her the meaning of the moon". Green climaxed in mootwo and screamed "YOU EVIL CUNT". Kimmo smiled and said "You sir are and idiot :-[ back to the viking age with you"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) septuple-posted this 13.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #322,971
Evading bans
Green saw Falco surrounded by vikings. They were about to kill him when some spambots shot them. Falco electrofarted the spambots, ran to Green and shat on his nipples. Falco teleported everyone to the present, shat on Kimmo and killed him. He then put on a Mickey Mouse costume and shat 101 dalmations. Green shat on Falco and fisted him. But a Dalek shot Falco. "NOOO!" screamed Green. With his dying breath, Falco whispered "pooped my pant. Hasn't yours?" Green cried and replied "poopy pant time" as Falco died in his arms. But Green knew there would never be another poopy pant time. He began to sing http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&v=saalGKY7ifU&nomobile=1 (replace the word heart with fart).
THE END
Green saw Falco surrounded by vikings. They were about to kill him when some spambots shot them. Falco electrofarted the spambots, ran to Green and shat on his nipples. Falco teleported everyone to the present, shat on Kimmo and killed him. He then put on a Mickey Mouse costume and shat 101 dalmations. Green shat on Falco and fisted him. But a Dalek shot Falco. "NOOO!" screamed Green. With his dying breath, Falco whispered "pooped my pant. Hasn't yours?" Green cried and replied "poopy pant time" as Falco died in his arms. But Green knew there would never be another poopy pant time. He began to sing http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&v=saalGKY7ifU&nomobile=1 (replace the word heart with fart).
THE END
Anonymous B replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #322,975
Goddamn, why do all the best stories have to end in tragedy?
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #323,216
Green then remembered the time portal thingy. "If we go back 5 minutes to the past, we can save Falco!". Mootwo and Green travelled back in time 5 minutes and electrofarted the dalek, saving Falco. Falco jizzed everywhere when he saw 2 Greens. "Poopy sandwich time" he said as he wedged between the 2 Greens. "I don't think this story will ever end", said Green. "Or maybe, there will be a sequel"...
dw !2A2JPDvCyI replied with this 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #323,251
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Green then remembered why he needed the time portal thingy. "if i go back 5 hours Green will no longer exist. "I don't think this story will ever exist", said Green. "Or maybe, there will be a beginning"...
Green then remembered why he needed the time portal thingy. "if i go back 5 hours Green will no longer exist. "I don't think this story will ever exist", said Green. "Or maybe, there will be a beginning"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #323,270
Anonymous L replied with this 13.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #323,272
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Outsider here for all that its worth.Relative to time portals in a story.
> But this story started 2 weeks ago..
Paradox in terms of curvature in spacetime gives the impression ofreversed causality. It should be noted, though, that according to relativity, there is no objective answer to the question of how much time "really" passed, or even if the story began or will end; it would be equally valid to say that the story was a mere time dilation. And it could lead to significant differences in rates of aging for observers of your story at different distances from the event horizon.
Outsider here for all that its worth.
> But this story started 2 weeks ago..
Paradox in terms of curvature in spacetime gives the impression of