Topic: A fellow minichanner needs your help with a big decision!!
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,458
How should Leonidas kill himself?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Firearm | 1 | 3% | |
| Hanging | 2 | 7% | |
| Pills | 1 | 3% | |
| Inert gas | - | 0% | |
| Slash wrists | - | 0% | |
| Jump off building | - | 0% | |
| Poison | - | 0% | |
| Seppuku | 1 | 3% | |
| Doesn't matter as long as he's dead | 24 | 83% |
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #319,888
These are all excellent options @OP. I hope he feels inspired by this thread to try some (or all) of them out very soon.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,890
i like him, why bully the mentally challenged?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,891
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,895
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,896
How about starvation?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,897
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,900
@previous (A)
In a way that doesn't traumatize anyone. Not even the people that clean him up. He has to be the least problems. I suggest he dissolves himself in acid so all we do is flush him.
In a way that doesn't traumatize anyone. Not even the people that clean him up. He has to be the least problems. I suggest he dissolves himself in acid so all we do is flush him.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,903
@previous (C)
I was wondering if he could time a fall into a dumpster right before it gets picked up and crushed.
I was wondering if he could time a fall into a dumpster right before it gets picked up and crushed.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,907
@previous (A)
But then someone would have to pick him out, identify him, it will cost tax money. He needs to go as cheap as possible with the least of troubles to us. Drowning in the middle of the ocean would be a an option I guess. But acid seems the best way. OR maybe burried alive. But that would be hard to himself, and we're discussing suicide not murder.
But then someone would have to pick him out, identify him, it will cost tax money. He needs to go as cheap as possible with the least of troubles to us. Drowning in the middle of the ocean would be a an option I guess. But acid seems the best way. OR maybe burried alive. But that would be hard to himself, and we're discussing suicide not murder.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,920
@previous (C)
Oh good point. Do you think anyone would bother to pick out/identify him if he left a note indicating he's Leonidas though? So they'd realize that not even his family would give a shit and his carcass can just be given to a zoo or something.
Oh good point. Do you think anyone would bother to pick out/identify him if he left a note indicating he's Leonidas though? So they'd realize that not even his family would give a shit and his carcass can just be given to a zoo or something.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,926
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,927
@previous (E)
Too risky. Consider the examples of personality changes sometimes occurring after organ transplants. I'd sooner die from organ failure than risk becoming... that.
Too risky. Consider the examples of personality changes sometimes occurring after organ transplants. I'd sooner die from organ failure than risk becoming... that.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 7 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,928
@319,920 (A)
I think they have to ID him. An exit bag sounds good too, and he can be 'forced' to wear one and it'll be suicide!
@319,926 (E)
This too. If we can use/sell his organs we can buy a nice cloud and start cracking shit.
I think they have to ID him. An exit bag sounds good too, and he can be 'forced' to wear one and it'll be suicide!
@319,926 (E)
This too. If we can use/sell his organs we can buy a nice cloud and start cracking shit.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,929
Leonidas is still around?
genre joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,931
Charcoal burning.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,936
Korean Fan Death!
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,946
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,954
what kind of scumbag would encourage others to suicide?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,955
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,965
There are too many humans. Safe the planet kill yourself.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,967
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,972
Much better then just that old tired Save the Planet.
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,980
@previous (E)
I like how it's analogous to keeping things in a safe. Like we have to hide the planet to keep it from being stolen from future generations. Cute.
I like how it's analogous to keeping things in a safe. Like we have to hide the planet to keep it from being stolen from future generations. Cute.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,983
You would think that at the very least he'd stop posting with all this hate circling around him.
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,987
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Cause the world would be such a better place if everyone backed down to hate.
Love and hate are irrelevant. There's only guns and no guns.
Cause the world would be such a better place if everyone backed down to hate.
Love and hate are irrelevant. There's only guns and no guns.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,003
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,008
@previous (A)
If he had a gun i'd only repect him to his face, but behind his back? Yeah, i'd be disrespecting him.
If he had a gun i'd only repect him to his face, but behind his back? Yeah, i'd be disrespecting him.
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,011
@previous (D)
Why would you ever repect leonidas? He doesn't deserve anuy repect, even if he had a motherfuckin' gun.
Why would you ever repect leonidas? He doesn't deserve anuy repect, even if he had a motherfuckin' gun.
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,026
I've replaced Matt as the person you're obsessed with.
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,027
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,037
@previous (K)
Pretty soon you'll be making threads about my bowel movements and all the stuff they do to Triptych on Scatchan.
Pretty soon you'll be making threads about my bowel movements and all the stuff they do to Triptych on Scatchan.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,039
@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
No, the only thing we're interested in is your suicide. We want to help! We could even take up a donation if you need supplies.
How can we help further? You can see we all care.
No, the only thing we're interested in is your suicide. We want to help! We could even take up a donation if you need supplies.
How can we help further? You can see we all care.
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Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,042
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,044
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,049
@320,042 (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
Yet if it fails and world is still around so will you be around.
Best listen up to everyone and reconsider the direction of your current life.
Yet if it fails and world is still around so will you be around.
Best listen up to everyone and reconsider the direction of your current life.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,089
this thread should be a super sticky because this is extremely important and cannot be emphasized enough that leonidas should kill himself
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,091
@319,954 (J)
> what kind of scumbag would encourage others to suicide?
Salty made this thread.
> what kind of scumbag would encourage others to suicide?
Salty made this thread.
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Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,092
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,099
@320,091 (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
> what kind of scumbag would encourage others to suicide?
A growing group of people that demand you grow up.
> what kind of scumbag would encourage others to suicide?
A growing group of people that demand you grow up.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #320,115
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #320,174
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Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #320,178
Anonymous O replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #320,316
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #324,957
sage
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #324,958
Thanks mods
Any other thoughts?
Any other thoughts?
Anonymous AA replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #324,964
wot?
Handel joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,061
@320,089 (N)
> this thread should be a super sticky because this is extremely important and cannot be emphasized enough that leonidas should kill himself
> this thread should be a super sticky because this is extremely important and cannot be emphasized enough that leonidas should kill himself