Topic: How can I get close to kids?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,421
I wanna spend some time socializing with kids, just because they're cute and I enjoy their company. What are some unconventional ways of doing this? I can't join boy scouts and stuff like that due to criminal record. Of course my friends have kids but I have to find excuses to spend time with them and whatever.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #319,526
Try running a laser repair service.
Brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,527
Work for Google.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,531
@OP
> What are some unconventional ways of doing this?
First make out a will & set yourself up as an organ donor. Call 911 and tell them what you are going to do. Wait until you hear the sirens. Shoot yourself in the brain. Of course leave a note saying you want your organs donated to kids in need.
> What are some unconventional ways of doing this?
First make out a will & set yourself up as an organ donor. Call 911 and tell them what you are going to do. Wait until you hear the sirens. Shoot yourself in the brain. Of course leave a note saying you want your organs donated to kids in need.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,532
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,534
@previous (A)
Start a Sexual Exploration Clinc for kids. Every parent wants their kids to do sex right, best turn to a pro. The earlier the better, right OP?
Start a Sexual Exploration Clinc for kids. Every parent wants their kids to do sex right, best turn to a pro. The earlier the better, right OP?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,537
@previous (E)
This has nothing to do with sex or anything sexual. I am a pedophile and I enjoy the company of children, what's wrong with that?
This has nothing to do with sex or anything sexual. I am a pedophile and I enjoy the company of children, what's wrong with that?
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 28 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,543
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #319,544
@319,537 (A)
We have been over this with you over n over again n again.
You're a Troll Pedophile. You set up posts for your own lutz.
We have been over this with you over n over again n again.
You're a Troll Pedophile. You set up posts for your own lutz.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,549
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,550
0/10
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,552
A++++++ would shitpost in a troll thread again
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,553
@319,550 (F)
@previous (G)
This isn't a "troll thread" or some kind of joke. I didn't post it to get angry or unhelpful responses, I just want some genuine answers to the question I asked. If you think I'm a troll or whatever just stay out of my threads. Thank you.
@previous (G)
This isn't a "troll thread" or some kind of joke. I didn't post it to get angry or unhelpful responses, I just want some genuine answers to the question I asked. If you think I'm a troll or whatever just stay out of my threads. Thank you.
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,555
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,556
@previous (E)
Again, I'm not going to kill myself nor have I ever attempted it. I have no desire to rape kids so please concentrate your efforts elsewhere.
Again, I'm not going to kill myself nor have I ever attempted it. I have no desire to rape kids so please concentrate your efforts elsewhere.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #319,557
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,562
@319,556 (A)
> Again, I'm not going to kill myself nor have I ever attempted it. I have no desire to rape kids so please concentrate your efforts elsewhere.
Not anymore considering you probably did a bundle of times recently in northern California as reported by the news and carefully disposed of their bodies now so it's yet to be found, haven't you?
> Again, I'm not going to kill myself nor have I ever attempted it. I have no desire to rape kids so please concentrate your efforts elsewhere.
Not anymore considering you probably did a bundle of times recently in northern California as reported by the news and carefully disposed of their bodies now so it's yet to be found, haven't you?
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 49 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,575
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,583
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Patently untrue. I don't post any of my threads with that fucking intention. My god...
Patently untrue. I don't post any of my threads with that fucking intention. My god...
green !c6N8McrBuY joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,586
Play Skyrim for a few months without drink and food. Soverngade awaits.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,595
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,642
Hang out in the bathroom. Talk to kids on the urinal. It's what Jump and Green do.
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green !c6N8McrBuY replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,767
green !c6N8McrBuY double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,769
@319,642 (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
Fuck you. Kids are annoying brats and urinals or for homos likes you.
Fuck you. Kids are annoying brats and urinals or for homos likes you.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,836
Strange, I never have to find excuses for spending time with kids.
Maybe your, uuuuuhhh… vibe is just off?
Maybe your, uuuuuhhh… vibe is just off?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,838
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,839
you could try painting their calipers...
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,852
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #319,862
Become a babysitter and not be the creepy dumbfuck you come off as during the interview/meet-off