Topic: Your mother's hair is so short, she doesn't look like a woman at all, but rather some sort of man.
Buddha Sack !9a50QaxxQU started this discussion 14 years ago #19,324
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #318,099
your momma's teeth are so yellow that whenever she is driving and yawns, traffic slows down
Anonymous B double-posted this 14 years ago, 31 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #318,100
yo momma is so fat then whenever she went bungie jumping she jumped and went straight to hell
Anonymous B triple-posted this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #318,101
yo momma is so ugly she trick-or-treats over the phone
Anonymous B quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #318,102
yo momma is so ugly she has to get a baby drunk just to breastfeed
Anonymous B quintuple-posted this 14 years ago, 53 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #318,103
yo momma so dirty that the roach motel around her pussy check in, but they don't check out.
Anonymous B sextuple-posted this 14 years ago, 25 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #318,104
yo momma's teeth so yellow that she spits crisco
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #318,105
My mom isn't Triptych.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 8 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #318,106
yo momma so fat her ass got her own license plate
Anonymous B double-posted this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #318,107
yo momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock
Anonymous B triple-posted this 14 years ago, 35 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #318,108
yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu
Anonymous B quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #318,109
yo momma so hairy that bigfoot takes pictures of her
green !c6N8McrBuY joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #318,127
yo momma just let me fuck her in the arse
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #318,133
yo momma is so fat the reÑursive function Ñomputing her mass causes a staÑk overflow.
yo momma so fat if we were to code her in a C funÑtion she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;};
yo momma has such an excess of adipose tissue that one Ñould reap Ñardiovascular benefits from taking a brisk walk around her person.
yo momma so fat if we were to code her in a C funÑtion she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;};
yo momma has such an excess of adipose tissue that one Ñould reap Ñardiovascular benefits from taking a brisk walk around her person.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #318,138
Your mother has stupid bosoms.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #318,203
Your mom is so fat she can't stand up from being seated. When she dies they'll probably have to break down a wall and use a fork lift to get her out of the house. They'll have to bury her in a piano box. Lol.
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 47 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #318,232
Your auntie buys second-hand trousers because she is really poor since her husband died.