This makes me cringe on so many different levels.
@previous (dreamworks)
Bet they wood look great in
Never really understood all these peoples so proud of their atheism and shit I think they're mostly American children living in the deep south
@previous (F)
Never really understood all these peoples so proud of their Christianity and shit I think they're mostly American White Trash trailer park people living in the deep south.
I hate atheists. They believe.
@previous (A)
They believe in the nonexistence of God, which goes against the intrinsic knowledge that we are born with.
@316,112 (A)
An atheist walks into a bar and finds a priest, a rabbi, and an imam in boisterious discussion at a table in the back.
“What is this, a joke?†he thinks to himself.
Nevertheless, he orders a pint of bitters and the fish and chips and sits down, far away from the raucous theological discussion. Or so he hoped.
After a few moments, the priest approaches his table. “Pardon me, sir,†says the priest, “but you look a little lonely by yourself. Would you like to join us in the back?â€
“No thanks, mate,†says the atheist. “I’m not into all that god stuff.â€
“But God is the most important thing in the universe!†replied the priest. “How can you be disinterested in the Almighty?â€
The atheist banged his fist on the table rudely, clattering his pint and his fish and chips. “I’m just trying to have a bite here. Just leave me alone, and let me eat.â€
The priest scoffs off back to his table, and the atheist is left alone with his beer.
After a few more minutes, the rabbi approaches the atheist’s table. “Surely you don’t mean what you said. God shouldn’t be a burden, or an annoyance. Having and keeping the divine should be a joy in your life.â€
The atheist stands up, and turns to the rabbi. “This is why religion is losing members,†he said, and he banged his fist on the table again and again. His beer wobbled. “It’s because you won’t! Stop! Bothering! People! When they’re trying! To have! A Fucking! Meal!â€
By this time, the imam had rushed up to the atheist’s table. “Sir, please, calm down, please!†he cried. The atheist turned on him. “And what do you want?†he yelled as he slammed his fist down on the table one more time. Suddenly there was a crash. Behind him, his fish and his beer had crashed onto the floor and the plate and glass had shattered into a hundred pieces..
Amid the stunned silence of the pub, the imam softly spoke up. “Sir, I was just trying to save your sole!â€
@previous (C)
What is an Imam? And did the atheist get complimented with a free meal for that mess?
@previous (A)
> What is an Imam?
It's a new Apple product.
@previous (C)
Oh, so an Imam is a Muslim thing? I just got the crash joke.