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Topic: Atheist Shoes

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,187

The folks over at Reddit are doing it again, but this time, these shoes look kind of comfortable.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1497254033/atheist-shoes

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #315,730

This makes me cringe on so many different levels.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #315,731

Image went missingAl Bundy's God shoe

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #315,732

lol

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #315,734

Image went missing@previous (dreamworks)
Bet they wood look great in

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #315,735

@315,732 (dreamworks)
disagree

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #315,736

Never really understood all these peoples so proud of their atheism and shit I think they're mostly American children living in the deep south

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #315,737

@previous (F)
Never really understood all these peoples so proud of their Christianity and shit I think they're mostly American White Trash trailer park people living in the deep south.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #315,968

I hate atheists. They believe.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #316,112

@previous (G)
What do they believe in?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #316,114

@previous (A)
They believe in the nonexistence of God, which goes against the intrinsic knowledge that we are born with.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #316,116

@316,112 (A)
An atheist walks into a bar and finds a priest, a rabbi, and an imam in boisterious discussion at a table in the back.
“What is this, a joke?” he thinks to himself.

Nevertheless, he orders a pint of bitters and the fish and chips and sits down, far away from the raucous theological discussion. Or so he hoped.
After a few moments, the priest approaches his table. “Pardon me, sir,” says the priest, “but you look a little lonely by yourself. Would you like to join us in the back?”
“No thanks, mate,” says the atheist. “I’m not into all that god stuff.”
“But God is the most important thing in the universe!” replied the priest. “How can you be disinterested in the Almighty?”
The atheist banged his fist on the table rudely, clattering his pint and his fish and chips. “I’m just trying to have a bite here. Just leave me alone, and let me eat.”
The priest scoffs off back to his table, and the atheist is left alone with his beer.
After a few more minutes, the rabbi approaches the atheist’s table. “Surely you don’t mean what you said. God shouldn’t be a burden, or an annoyance. Having and keeping the divine should be a joy in your life.”
The atheist stands up, and turns to the rabbi. “This is why religion is losing members,” he said, and he banged his fist on the table again and again. His beer wobbled. “It’s because you won’t! Stop! Bothering! People! When they’re trying! To have! A Fucking! Meal!”

By this time, the imam had rushed up to the atheist’s table. “Sir, please, calm down, please!” he cried. The atheist turned on him. “And what do you want?” he yelled as he slammed his fist down on the table one more time. Suddenly there was a crash. Behind him, his fish and his beer had crashed onto the floor and the plate and glass had shattered into a hundred pieces..

Amid the stunned silence of the pub, the imam softly spoke up. “Sir, I was just trying to save your sole!”

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #316,118

@previous (C)
What is an Imam? And did the atheist get complimented with a free meal for that mess?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #316,120

@previous (A)
> What is an Imam?
It's a new Apple product.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #316,122

@previous (I)
Oh god I lol'd.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 second later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #316,123

@316,114 (H)
trolololo

Anonymous B double-posted this 14 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #316,124

@316,114 (H)
trolololo

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #316,131

@316,118 (A)
Leader of a mosque

@316,120 (I)
lolo 10/10

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #316,145

@previous (C)
Oh, so an Imam is a Muslim thing? I just got the crash joke.
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