Topic: You may be a Muslim
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,112
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand,
but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone
you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous,
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand,
but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone
you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous,
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
kimmo j alm joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #314,768
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If you're the president, you may be a muslim.
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