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Topic: Where did the Reptilians come from?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,087

What planet do they reside on? Why would they come here?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #314,348

They came from a planet circling one of the stars in the constellation Draco to find monoatomic gold. They are sticking around to help organize a conspiracy to keep the media from noticing Ron Paul's election campaign. Obviously.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #314,357

You are all wrong. They are inside all of us. ... you are a reptilian. You've evolved from reptilian vertebrates long ago. The cortex of your brain is reptilian. In fully evolved humans this is balanced out by the mammalian neocortex. It is possible to reeducate the brain in such a way as to not give a fuck and always revert decision making to the cortex. This happens to people quite naturally whenever they are in positions which demand they listen to everyone's bitching all the time. These people are said to be reptilian.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #314,394

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> What planet do they reside on? Why would they come here?

DRACO MOTHMEN In the constellation of Draco. They are 8-foot-tall. dark, nocturnal aliens who appear around graveyards and parks.

They are here because we have many graveyards and parks & they do not.
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