Topic: If Jesus came to your house, what would you do?
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU started this discussion 14 years ago #19,076
Watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOM1okyHx6E
and then tell me what you would do?
and then tell me what you would do?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #314,199
Carry out my zombie apocalypse plan as prepared.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #314,201
Tell him to get off my lawn.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #314,205
we'd smoke weed and pwn skrubs on codmw3 while listening to skrillex
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #314,206
My closest friendsAnonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #314,207
Struggle to determine if it's the real Jesus or just Lil B.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #314,209
@314,206 (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
That had absolutely nothing to do with this thread. Are you retarded?
That had absolutely nothing to do with this thread. Are you retarded?
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #314,210
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #314,212
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #314,234
Ask him if he has the power to turn me female and if not, ask if he has any weed so I could pop my drug cherry.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #314,316
@314,199 (B)
This. Zombie Jeebus is still a zombie.
@314,209 (B)
> Are you retarded?
Nah, he's just severly autistic.
This. Zombie Jeebus is still a zombie.
@314,209 (B)
> Are you retarded?
Nah, he's just severly autistic.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #314,344
Why is he on my door? What does he want, borrow sugar?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #314,355
I'd probably blow him. Lately I've been sucking dicks everywhere I go.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #314,359
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #314,380
@OP
> If Jesus came to your house, what would you do?
I would tell this son of God to get the hell out because God loves Pedophiles and other White Trash.
> If Jesus came to your house, what would you do?
I would tell this son of God to get the hell out because God loves Pedophiles and other White Trash.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #314,458
not going to watch that but i would ask hime 2 take me with im!
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #314,466
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #314,473
@previous (J)
It's hillarious. It's also not in favor of Jesus because he was a rebel type who supports rebels and this paints him as only liking people who are conservative conformists. And I'm not even talking about gnosticism, but regular distorted Catholic Jesus.
It's hillarious. It's also not in favor of Jesus because he was a rebel type who supports rebels and this paints him as only liking people who are conservative conformists. And I'm not even talking about gnosticism, but regular distorted Catholic Jesus.
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #314,481
@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
Anon K was afraid it would contain anti-Jesus stuff. What it really does is paint you & I and every normal human being as fucktards.
The only people that could match the video, would be Androids with no soul.
Anon K was afraid it would contain anti-Jesus stuff. What it really does is paint you & I and every normal human being as fucktards.
The only people that could match the video, would be Androids with no soul.
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #314,543
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #315,165
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #315,199
Smoke a bowl with him
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #315,333
Ask him if he would like to partake in the listening of Christmas music with me. :)
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #315,357
Ask him what kind of lube he uses to fap with.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #315,371
Get him laid.
He really needs to get laid.
He really needs to get laid.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #315,374
Question my sanity.