Topic: Daughter wants dads Penis returned, so how did she know his size?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,040
Minichan History lesson of the day.Rasputin 'Russia's greatest love machine'. Assasins severed the Penis. Rasputin's ramrod was at large in the world.
It next turned up in Paris, where a group of Russian ex-patriates worshipped the wonder weiner, certain that it would bring them fertility.
Marie Rasputin (Daddy's daughter) expressed her extreme disapproval of such goings-on and demanded the return of daddy's dong. 11 inches (nearly 30cm) long, thick as most men's wrists, the pickled pecker certainly measures up to the reports of Rasputin's dong -
Daughter Marie (People were afraid to ask how she would know this!)
Said her Dads Dong was a whopping 13 inches long when pointing skywards.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #313,676
Gross.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 54 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #313,677
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #313,678
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #313,679
green joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #313,680
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #313,682
Stop being a twat.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #313,683
Big dicks are awesome. Fuck this one's in a jar and of use to no one, yet it remains coveted. Big cock is fucking righteous.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #313,688
@313,680 (green)
? Mothers have a Vagina & Clitoris
@previous (E)
Mine is just average in length nor can I imagine carrying around 13 inches.
? Mothers have a Vagina & Clitoris
@previous (E)
Mine is just average in length nor can I imagine carrying around 13 inches.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #313,715
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Yes and I try to avoid your shit posts. From past experience I know you can do better.
Yes and I try to avoid your shit posts. From past experience I know you can do better.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #313,729
Fake. It was determined to be a sea-cucumber. But i guess a genetic test casting doubt on the claim makes for a less sensational story.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #313,737
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Yes I know the object in the jar part of the story has "doubt" however the fact that the daughter wanted the severed penis returned to here is true.
"As it turns out, Rasputin's penis has had a rather colorful history since its separation from his body. Here are some of the highlights. In 1916 Rasputin and his penis parted ways due to the machinations of a murdering gang of angry nobles. But, according to rumor, a maid found the bodiless member at the crime scene and saved it. During the 1920s a group of Russian women living in Paris acquired it (or acquired something that they believed to be his penis) and worshipped it as a kind of holy relic, while keeping it inside a wooden casket.
Rasputin's daughter, Marie, didn't like the idea of her Dad's penis hanging out with these women,so she demanded the thing back. And it presumably stayed with her until she died in California in 1977. It then disappeared for a while until it came into the possession of Michael Augustine, who found it tucked away in a velvet pouch along with some of Marie Rasputin's manuscripts that he bought at a lot sale. Augustine sold the well-travelled penis to Bonham's auction house who then discovered (surprise, surprise!) that what they had bought was not a penis, but instead a sea cucumber.
Yes I know the object in the jar part of the story has "doubt" however the fact that the daughter wanted the severed penis returned to here is true.
"As it turns out, Rasputin's penis has had a rather colorful history since its separation from his body. Here are some of the highlights. In 1916 Rasputin and his penis parted ways due to the machinations of a murdering gang of angry nobles. But, according to rumor, a maid found the bodiless member at the crime scene and saved it. During the 1920s a group of Russian women living in Paris acquired it (or acquired something that they believed to be his penis) and worshipped it as a kind of holy relic, while keeping it inside a wooden casket.
Rasputin's daughter, Marie, didn't like the idea of her Dad's penis hanging out with these women,
green replied with this 14 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #313,763
green double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #313,767
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fuck. you i'm the minichan joke
fuck. you i'm the minichan joke