"Never use the board while drunk, "high", very tired or in any other way "unfocused" or "out of your mind".
Why this dumb as fuck silly rule. You have my permission to break it FULLY
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,758
@312,747 (D)
im ok witht hi
s@312,748 (D)
its ok i never benned you in the first plaece trolled @312,749 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
becaus ei only did 3 shots silly @312,750 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
coke allt he way motherucker
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 25 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,759
@312,757 (H)
im way ahade of you bro. time to pee and hopefully iy all makes it into the bowl.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,761
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,762
What are your thoughts on existentialism?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,763
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
stupid actually. i'm more of an analytic philosopher and existentialism is more of a continental thing so yeah.
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,764
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU) > analytic philosopher and existentialism is more of a continental thing.
Please write a Rap Tune about such.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 31 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,765
@previous (H)
i cant rap im not talented or black.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 17 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,766
@312,763 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's some quality drunken rambling there.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 37 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,768
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
thanks im trying to be more coherent than green but still not really cohernt.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,769
When I used to drink I would start off with a six-shooter. Pretty simple really, take six shots really fast. Get to it son.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,770
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
lol no. i have no tolerance so im being smart(ish) and taking it slow.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,772
@312,768 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Usually green-tier coherency only happens when you reach the "fuck the room is spinning" level of drunk.
At least in my experience, anyway. :')
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,773
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
lol. i just did another shot. 4 shots in the past hour. 2 in the first 2 minutes, 1 15 minutes later, and 1 one hour later.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,775
straight-up vodka is good. it barely even burns sometimes.
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 20 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,776
@312,773 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The point of this would be?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,777
@previous (H)
Dude i'm drunk and shitposting. i don't need a point.
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,778
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lolonono I meant
> lol. i just did another shot. 4 shots in the past hour. 2 in the first 2 minutes, 1 15 minutes later, and 1 one hour later.
Where is the limit in this? Once drunk why waste more good booze?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,779
@previous (H)
well it's just booze we have laying around that is for anyone. Also i've never been really drunk so i want to know what it's like.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,780
Goddammit I wish I could have a drink right now.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,781
@312,775 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i had some that came in one of those little bottles one time and i tried to drink it in one drink
some came out my nose
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 5 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,782
@312,779 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Preemptive 2 Aspirin now is strongly advised.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,783
@previous (H)
i will drink a lot of water as the night goes on. im not close to going to bed yet. ill take the aspirin before bed i guess. thanks for the heads-up anon.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 31 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,784
also lol @ it coming out your nose. that must have burned.
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,785
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
yeah dude
it kind of did for a little bit
then i was okay
it's like one of those things where it's like GAHHHFUCKokaygonenow
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#312,786
@previous (J)
yeah when i was taking the shot just now i coughed but kept going. i am a champ.
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#312,787
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
congratulation mindy
a winner is you
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#312,788
ps being drunk is so fun fuck why didnt i do this earlier. fuck my liver man.
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#312,791
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU) > why didnt i do this earlier
You will have the answer to that question tomorrow.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#312,792
@previous (H)
you are so wise anon h. you are like the buddha but for alcohol.
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#312,793
@312,790 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
because sometimes you look for raisins not to do things
stop doing that mindy
look what that kept you from drinking
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#312,794
@312,792 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Just One Margarita so far & after work is done tonight a triple shot of Scotch.
Nickels !5RRtZawAKg joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#312,795
Sup, peewee?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#312,796
@312,794 (H)
nice @previous (Nickels !5RRtZawAKg)
fuck you peeing is very common whiole drunk
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,810
@312,739 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But...you're Jewish. You don't believe in Jesus.
Why so Jewish?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,811
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Jesus was Jewish and so am I.
Also to everyone I really apologize for making this topic and posting incoherently. I blame the alcohol.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,812
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Huh, you sobered up quickly.
(Edited 18 seconds later.)
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,813
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm not completely sober, but sober enough to realize this was and is a shit topic.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,814
@312,811 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Right, but I thought that as a Jew you didn't believe that he performed miracles such as turning water into wine? Or do Jews believe that he did those things, but that he did them as a prophet with God acting through him rather than doing them as the son of God?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,815
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Depends on the branch of Judaism and a whole bunch of other stuff. I can still make reference to the things people claim he did without actually believing that he did them.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,817
@312,811 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Not nearly as bad as that time I took ambien and tried to stay awake to log the experience. Not nearly as entertaining though either.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,818
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Haha that sounds horrible. What happened?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,821
@312,813 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nah, it was amusing.
Besides, it could have been much worse considering what other Minichan drunkposts are like.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,826
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yeah, and I did manage to restrict myself to just this one thread, so I wasn't burdening other threads with my shit. Overall I call tonight a success.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,832
@312,818 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's funny, because ambien causes retrograde amnesia, so I didn't even remember starting the thread until I woke up the next morning and checked out what I wrote. At one point I wrote something about being in a battle. It was apparently causing waking dreams.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,834
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Hahaha that sounds cool and a little bit scary. I guess you wouldn't recommend it to anyone else, huh?
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,838
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I actually would recommend it. You sleep really well.
Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#312,855
SMH.
vocalon !M9.6XYhKxM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#313,013
mark was drunk and i missed it? damn
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#313,049
streaming music is for pussies without the balls to pirate it.
@312,832 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I like to ride big cocks about 20 min after dropping an ambien. Be careful with the dosage. You want to be groggy, but at the same time you'll want to be awake.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#313,052
@previous (O)
I always only take the regular dose. I don't take them to get high, I just wanted to document the experience.
Anonymous O replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#313,054
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I'm just saying it really relaxes the hole nicely.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#313,055