Topic: Make me beautiful.
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #18,916
A perfect soul. A perfect mind. A perfect face. A perfect body. A perfect lie.VAR !hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #312,293
you already were if you catch my drift
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #312,296
@OP
My God! What happened to your junk??
My God! What happened to your junk??
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,313
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it has been smited from existance
it has been smited from existance
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,347
@312,296 (C)
Do you ever stop to think how fucking riduculous it is in the year 2012 we're still afriad of cocks?
Do you ever stop to think how fucking riduculous it is in the year 2012 we're still afriad of cocks?
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,350
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kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,357
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 41 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,384
@312,357 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
I would expect Dummies to have Vulva & for my enjoyment I think for added value some extra Inner Labia would be nice.
I would expect Dummies to have Vulva & for my enjoyment I think for added value some extra Inner Labia would be nice.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,385
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,386
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,387
@previous (I)
This "might" give me away beyond anon. I live within striking distance of realdoll. Much closer before they moved. They were looking for a consultant and still are regarding a Vulva with sensors and some action far beyond simple vibration. I declined that assignment. Also of note is wayyy back when Howard Stern tried one out for review and did a show on Realdolls ...days later his wife filed for divorce. Co~wink~e~dink?
While doing a search for a Mannequin with Vulvas I found...hold on for double post.
This "might" give me away beyond anon. I live within striking distance of realdoll. Much closer before they moved. They were looking for a consultant and still are regarding a Vulva with sensors and some action far beyond simple vibration. I declined that assignment. Also of note is wayyy back when Howard Stern tried one out for review and did a show on Realdolls ...days later his wife filed for divorce. Co~wink~e~dink?
While doing a search for a Mannequin with Vulvas I found...hold on for double post.
Anonymous H double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,388
A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is standing
outside of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to
come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just
when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding
his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of
there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that '''women have teeth
down there?'''
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks
his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten
years, this little boy grows up believing all women have
teeth between their legs.
When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her
parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little
action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the
sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further
if you want."
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says,
pointing to her crotch.
"Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such
thing as teeth down there!"
"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."
"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little
peek.
"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all
women have teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her
panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, '''LOOK,
I DON'T have any teeth down there.'''
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after
seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"
outside of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to
come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just
when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding
his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of
there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that '''women have teeth
down there?'''
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks
his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten
years, this little boy grows up believing all women have
teeth between their legs.
When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her
parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little
action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the
sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further
if you want."
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says,
pointing to her crotch.
"Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such
thing as teeth down there!"
"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."
"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little
peek.
"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all
women have teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her
panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, '''LOOK,
I DON'T have any teeth down there.'''
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after
seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"