Topic: my church-related success story

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 14 years ago #18,898

> bank account before using the church needs/offers bulletin: $50
> bank account after: $288
Fuck yeah!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later[^] [v] #312,145

good on you, wally

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #312,146

@previous (B)
I can't believe how much I used to bitch and moan about not getting a formal paper-hat job like everyone else when I get such better-quality jobs this way. No grease, no bitchy bosses, just me and the outdoors (and computer repairs). For the first time in a LONG time, life feels good.

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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #312,148

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
do you still take prescription meds?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 21 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #312,149

@previous (B)
yeah but it's alright

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #312,150

Where does the church come into play?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #312,151

@previous (C)
they provide old people that need computer/lawn work

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #312,160

> 2012
> Church
Atheists ftw lol YOLO

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #312,178

@312,149 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
which ones?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,188

@OP

> >bank account before using the church needs/offers bulletin: $50
> >bank account after: $288
> Fuck yeah!

Wot? You said you were Lutheran, NOT Mormon. How you pull that scam off?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,189

@previous (F)
> lawn service and computer repairs
> scam
Bitch, I'm genuine.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,191

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I just read: Lutherans hold the Bible of the Old and New Testaments to be the only divinely inspired book, the only source of divinely revealed knowledge, and the only norm for Christian teaching.

Wot the fuck ya doing here?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,192

@previous (F)
wat
what are you trying to prove with this?

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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,194

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
autistic;don't engage

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,195

@previous (B)
don't you go thinking that i hold this place to a divine standard

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,196

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Wot do you hold as divine & for Jesus Christs sake please please do not tell us you hold some wanna be God divine.

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