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Topic: Sticking coffee up your butt.

Ks !KansasxqvM started this discussion 14 years ago #18,886

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9x_eJS9s7c

What are you waiting for?!?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Gross. No thanks. 1 17%
I'm gonna stick coffee up my butt! 1 17%
I have coffee in my ass right now!! 4 67%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #311,952

What, no cream?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #311,988

I've actually done this before and it makes you feel pretty fucking nice.

Of course, I did it cause I'm a big faggot and coffee cleans your hole for a nice rim job like nothing else. It's the only thing I've found to kill that lingering shit smell without tasting like chemicals.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #312,014

@previous (C)
Well I feel like real fool sitting here with my anus full of cinnamon.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #312,021

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Cinnamon?!? Doesn't that make their tongue numb?

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brie !qHMKBShvyU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #312,029

@previous (C)
is that what that's about?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,058

@previous (brie !qHMKBShvyU)
Well not really. That was just my personal reason for trying it.

Coffee enemas stimulate the liver into dumping all it's bile into the small intestine at once. Supposedly, this enhances liver function and theoretically helps to flush out toxins.

Not sure if all that's true, but when I did it, I did hear some rather loud squirts from right around where my gallbladder is located. It certainly does give you a nice caffeine lift. Seems more mellow and longer lasing than the high from drinking coffee does. I'd imagine people who do it all the time could get addicted.

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Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #312,061

@previous (C)
I genuinely pity anyone who doesn't have coffee in their rectum at this very moment.


I start off my day with three cups of fresh french roast up the ass and by freebasing some house blend. I wouldn't have it any other way.
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