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Topic: i got hit by a car today fora

dw started this discussion 14 years ago #18,819

yay cars!

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #311,113

No one cars, beside the one that hit you.

green joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #311,114

Sew the car.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #311,115

Did it kill you?

dw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #311,118

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
yes i am posting this from hell
btw christianity is a thing

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,127

@previous (dw)
Mmm, i was afraid of that.
Aren't all the cool people in hell though? I figure heaven is just a bunch of squares.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,128

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
It doesn't matter who's in hell, you won't be interacting with them. You'll be to preoccupied with the eternal torture thing.

The real question is, how can you be happy in heaven knowing full well that people are being tortured for eternity in hell?

dw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,130

@311,127 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
i am chillaxing 24/7

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
there is only like an hour a day of eternal torturing though

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,134

@previous (dw)
> there is only like an hour a day of eternal torturing though

According to who?

dw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,135

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
me

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,136

why didn't you use a continue?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,137

@311,135 (dw)
You're not a reliable source.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,138

@311,136 (F)
He was out of lives.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 5 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,139

@311,137 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
False dichotomy.

Anonymous F double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,140

@311,138 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Obviously he never heard about the extra lives hidden behind the couch.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,141

@311,139 (F)
Ad nauseam

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,142

@311,140 (F)
Well it's too late for that now. That or he used those already.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,162

@311,128 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Why would satan torture his fellow sinning comrades? Does not compute.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,165

@previous (G)
That's like asking why would a thief rob another thief? Satan doesn't love sinners, he simply hates everyone. If he provided a paradise for sinners it wouldn't be hell and he wouldn't be evil.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 49 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,166

can you play minecraft in hell?

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #311,168

@311,165 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Hm, true. Good point.
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