Topic: Need to stop hedgehogs

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #18,786

I need to stop hedgehogs from climbing over my damn fence and gaining access to my property. My dog always finds hedgehogs and then he's outside for about 3-4 hours with the fucking thing in his mouth. He usually kills it. These things keep climbing over the fucking fence and I'm tired of them trespassing. What is the best way to stop them climbing over? There has to be some sort of spike strip I can attach to the top of the fence.

Someone help me I am tired of going outside at 4AM throwing hedgehogs over the fence with a shovel I wish they would all fuck off!!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #310,590

Tell the hedgehogs to zap to the extreme in the opposite direction of your fence, unless they are naturally directed towards homos then you may have a serious problem.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #310,595

build hundreds of tiny Burmese tiger pits with a garden trowel and tooth picks outside your fence.
use trip wires to spring complicated tree felling traps, or catapults or slingshots.
buy a bunch of fireworks and make landmines out of m-80s.
try and have fun with it.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #310,598

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
These ideas are needlessly dangerous and stupid. Do you think before you open your mouth?

@OP
Do you have a garden? Hedgehogs love gardens. Get rid of it.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,602

gotta go fast

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,603

Put some gold rings around your fence.

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Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,604

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Wow. Everyone else avoided this, why not you?

Also, that would attract more hedgehogs, not less. Try harder.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,608

@previous (D)
Wouldn't they just loop around the fence to collect the rings and go back out of the yard though?

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,612

@previous (G)
Some would, I imagine, but hedgehogs are already entering the yard for a reason.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,614

@previous (D)
Good point. You think maybe OP's dog is a level boss or something?

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,624

@previous (G)
No. I think it's a dog. Sonic the Hedgehog is a video game and animated tv show.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,632

wasn't this an at topic???

green !YzDEWwv9Z2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,656

@310,624 (D)

Buzzkill.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,659

Put pickles on your fence. Hedgehogs hate pickles. Unless they're homos, in which case the pickles will attract them.

Bobby2Sox !!ztPBX/o0I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,694

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=climbing+hedgehogs&hl=en&prmd=imvns&source=univ&tbm=vid&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=YVqMT6mIDoLj8AOM_LToBw&ved=0CCsQqwQ&biw=1600&bih=678

Put an angled strip on your fence like a climbing overhang.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,787

spikes
lack of fine jewelery

Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,829

@previous (L)
+1

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #311,063

you could try scattering jewls around the neighbors houses. hedgehogs apparently love the ice.

oh, but make sure there radioactive first, they tend to hang with foxes that have radiation-seeking equipment

~~bitches~~ hedgehogs love radiation.

Minichan