Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#310,543
Shakespeare on drinking:
Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes: it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to....
– The Tragedy of Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,545
what in teh fuck does that mean?! someone break this down pls
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,547
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,551
@310,545 (A)
Alcohol intoxication can decrease sexual arousal, decrease pleasureability and intensity of orgasm, and increase difficulty in attaining orgasm. Long term exposure:
Studies have been conducted that indicate increasing levels of alcohol intoxication produce a significant degradation in male masturbatory effectiveness. This degradation was measured by measuring blood alcohol concentration (BAC) and ejaculation latency. Alcohol intoxication can decrease sexual arousal, decrease pleasureability and intensity of orgasm, and increase difficulty in attaining orgasm
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 34 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,552
@310,547 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Holy fuck! Yes! OMFG, I feel so bad about it. Like, shit, I mean, it's not my fault. Bad timing happens. I didn't plan on that shit happening! Is it my fault?! I hate to be the bad guy!
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,553
@310,551 (B)
FUCK ME! That's what I just had! Holy fuck! I wish I knew this beforehand and I had a chance to explain myself! Now I just look like an asshole!
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,554
better than cumming immediately
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,557
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
LOL! Don't worry, bud. I've had that happened. But I was prepared, I was like, "You're hot, it's your fault." And the chick's like, "Awwwww!" I've yet to come across a situation where the girl is like, "BULL FUCKING SHIT! YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT IN THE SACK!" Or something along the lines of that. I don't get sex as frequent as some people. Shit be rare, yo.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,559
@previous (A)
Been happening since alcohol was first fermented in a goatskin bladder back in the rag head days of invention of fermented grains.
So just give the girl a box of chocolate and some flowers and apologize for being too loaded to be a good lover.
Now you COULD HAVE DONE WHAT Zillions of Women do ...Just fake it next time
I have and have never been busted. Sometimes enough is enough. Covered in a Jerry Sienfield episode.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,560
always takes forever to cum while drunk. also better porn
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,563
@310,559 (B)
I normally don't keep in contact with the girls I have sex with. The only reason that ever occurred was because of alcohol and the fact that I'm in the military. I hate to use that to get some action, but it fucking works. Sex takes place in the hotel I decide to pay for including the taxi...and yeah. The morning after is always awkward. Usually their cool with it, like they've been through shit like this before, ask for a cigarette and we smoke, then part ways. Some of them are just like... fucking awkward as fuck. Like, they would have NEVER done this shit if alcohol wasn't involved. I end up feeling like shit, but then i realize I'm in the same boat. The pic is just funny. Kramer is wicked.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,564
No question alcohol will do what you find it does. Key if you need to do this is for you to get them high enough to lower inhibitions yet make sure YOU watch how much you drink. The old B girl trick. They drink what looks like booze (just black tea)
You can get a bartender to serve you low dose drinks for you and regular for the gal.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#310,567
@previous (B)
HOLY FUCK! Does shit like that really happen? Fuck, that sounds so terrible and mean and deceitful! I don't wanna be that guy. I can't be that guy...I mean, fuck, even if I get away with it. I'm gonna feel so bad about it for the rest of my life!
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#310,568
@previous (A)
Ya need not have to repeat yourself. Shit happens.....Move on and do more better in future. You could hit a Catholic Church and go to confession.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#310,571
@previous (B)
I want to do better now. Shit does happen, but when it does and I have the presence of mind to do otherwise (morally correct) I will feel awful. According to my dog tags they say that I'm Roman Catholic. Though, I don't feel that way. I've grown to disbelieve all this religion shit. I may not full-heartily believe in that shit but it does teach you to do good stuff (the bible) so it ain't all that bad.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#310,573
@previous (A)
It does give you the opportunity to drink wine and eat a cracker once a week or more if you choose to. Several terrific holidays. You get a live person to talk to during confession.
Again I highly recommend that next time you just say to yourself it ain'g going to happen & fake the big 0. Better to just watch the total alcohol intake for all kinds of reasons.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#310,574
@previous (B)
Lol, true...but I'm doing so for all the wrong reason.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! That seems evil. I'm afraid! I don't wanna feel like an evil person!
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#310,576
@previous (A)
OK time for me to hit the road. So let me sum this up. I think your only issue is getting the gal to drink in order to get her into the sack. Solution for this is to apologize to the gal the next morning. Be honest. She may even tell you that she would have jumped into the sack sans so much alcohol.
Dude its not a perfect world. If you do your best to be honest as much as possible and remember that no one is a saint...anyway stay cool.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#310,577
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#310,597
Orgasms make you weak.. Giving your seed to a woman is outrageously stupid. Women become stronger from taking in a man's seed (wether it be vaginally, anally, orally, or even if absorbed through their skin). You must never give a woman your seed. If you must get release, find a nice young man in the same situation and use each other.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#310,644
Weed fools.
green !YzDEWwv9Z2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#310,655
How old are you OP?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#310,771
