Topic: Selling my 1990 human body
Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 14 years ago #18,783
My body is for up for grabs. 1990 model. Not too many miles, overall good shape; very clean inside and out. Could use a little exercise here and there but there's virtually no body fat on it. You're going to need to replace the eyes soon because the left one is legally blind and the right one is pretty bad too. There's also ADD and OCD in the brain so you might need to have that fixed as well. It's an easy fix, I'm just too busy to work on those right now. I've been using glasses and medication for those since it was about eight years old but you're probably going to need a permanent fix eventually. I'll include the glasses.
Aside from that there's no real issues. I'm just shopping around for new bodies right now and this one has served me well.
I'm asking $59 OBO. I don't want to go -too- much lower than that because I can get more for it on eBay. Feel free to ask any questions. Thanks.
Aside from that there's no real issues. I'm just shopping around for new bodies right now and this one has served me well.
I'm asking $59 OBO. I don't want to go -too- much lower than that because I can get more for it on eBay. Feel free to ask any questions. Thanks.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #310,501
100% guaranteed STD free.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #310,503
I'd pay but I just lost $6k on the Yen so I'll pass.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 41 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #310,506
inb4 people ask what the rental price is
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,508
@previous (D)
if he was female i'd imaging the going rate to be between $100 and $300 and hour for a full body rental.
if he was female i'd imaging the going rate to be between $100 and $300 and hour for a full body rental.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,509
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,512
I never heard a person's body be discussed as if it were a car.
Thank you, Minichan. :D
Thank you, Minichan. :D
vocalon !M9.6XYhKxM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,519
@OP
I'll trade you for mine, a 1996 model -- mediocre poer, a little slo on the reflexes, but that can be ironed out quickly. Don't put it in a situation that might trigger its autism, or you'll have a bad time. Glasses are optional, but recommended. If you ant them, I'll include them for free.
I'll trade you for mine, a 1996 model -- mediocre poer, a little slo on the reflexes, but that can be ironed out quickly. Don't put it in a situation that might trigger its autism, or you'll have a bad time. Glasses are optional, but recommended. If you ant them, I'll include them for free.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,530
Years ago a human body was worth
65% Oxygen
18% Carbon
10% Hydrogen
3% Nitrogen
1.5% Calcium
1% Phosphorous
0.35% Potassium
0.25% Sulfur
0.15% Sodium
0.15% Chlorine
0.05% Magnesium
0.0004% Iron
0.00004% Iodine
Totals out at about $1.31 add skin $3.50 =Less then $5
However today because of the value of transplant able organs
This price tag on the human body is based on a survey published in Wired magazine. It found that vital organs are no longer the most valuable body parts. Rather, bone marrow heads the list…priced at $23 million, based on 1,000 grams at $23,000 per gram.
DNA can fetch $9.7 million, while extracting antibodies can bring $7.3 million. A lung is worth $116,400, a kidney $91,400 and a heart $57,000.
Falco is truly worth a lot more then even he considered.
65% Oxygen
18% Carbon
10% Hydrogen
3% Nitrogen
1.5% Calcium
1% Phosphorous
0.35% Potassium
0.25% Sulfur
0.15% Sodium
0.15% Chlorine
0.05% Magnesium
0.0004% Iron
0.00004% Iodine
Totals out at about $1.31 add skin $3.50 =Less then $5
However today because of the value of transplant able organs
This price tag on the human body is based on a survey published in Wired magazine. It found that vital organs are no longer the most valuable body parts. Rather, bone marrow heads the list…priced at $23 million, based on 1,000 grams at $23,000 per gram.
DNA can fetch $9.7 million, while extracting antibodies can bring $7.3 million. A lung is worth $116,400, a kidney $91,400 and a heart $57,000.
Falco is truly worth a lot more then even he considered.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,555
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,562
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Yes and as any living prostitute can testify too......She parts out her body and if lucky remains living for a living.
Yes and as any living prostitute can testify too......She parts out her body and if lucky remains living for a living.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,639
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 48 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,643
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #311,066
i just bought a vintage civil war body, however its kinda in bad shape and i cant get ahold of the seller.
i reaaly need to get rid of it so imma just ask $50 to cover shipping.
i reaaly need to get rid of it so imma just ask $50 to cover shipping.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #311,183
I actually think this thread is pretty imaginative, and clever. I applaud you.
