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Topic: I found scientific proof to solve the debate on whether Apple products are worthwhile

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU started this discussion 14 years ago #18,751

We know Apple products are overpriced meant for elitist snobs, but I did a scientific study that found...

Apple products are also cheap shit.


So my iPhone gets the tiniest bit of water at the base of the speakers, a few drops, where you connect the charger and then the horrible thing decides IT WILL NEVER EVER DETECT ANYTHING CONNECTED TO IT EVER AGAIN. Even after much work drying. If this is not a piece of shit, I don't know what is. This is like those shitty screwdrivers sold at the dollar store where the metal rips apart to nothing on first use.

I'd always taken such good care of my phone like it was a fragile thing ready to break at any second to not notice it until now. But just it's astounding the low level of quality Apple products are.

So there you have it. Mystery solved. Apple products are cheap shit sold a million times their worth. Debate solved.

Enjoy your revelation.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #310,157

Not really a revelation at all.

Nice job buying cheap shit.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #310,158

In other news...

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #310,159

Well.

I spilled a full cup of coffee on my open macbook once and it survived after taking action right away. Then a slosh of beer a year later, then a bit of cola. Caps lock is sticky, but other than that it's running fine.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #310,160

I've also dropped it a few times. My iPod also survived an onslaught of abuse. Sorry for your loss.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #310,167

@310,159 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
I've seen a ton of people in public using cracked iDevices. It always makes me laugh.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #310,169

imagine what it'd be like without smartphones, though, it's not like you're not going to just buy another brand of equal chinese quality.
no, you'll probably spend more on a new one this time around too

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,183

When people call me on my iPhone, they also have heard an echo on it too for at least a year. Speakerphone is off so that is not it.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,194

iJunk, you're holding it wrong, always!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,199

Turn it off, take out the battery, and leave both in a jar filled with rice for a few days

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,215

> Get electronics wet.
> HOLY SHIT THEY DON'T WORK RIGHT ANY MORE!!!one!!!!1

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,385

@310,199 (G)

I've been doing the rice thing and it's not working. I'm going to upgrade to an android phone monday likely.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,387

@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
> 23 hours latetr

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,389

Killing yourself should solve the problem.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,409

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I concur.

vocalon !M9.6XYhKxM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,418

@previous (J)

> I concur.

@310,389 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)

> Killing yourself should solve the problem.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,422

@previous (vocalon !M9.6XYhKxM)

> > I concur.
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> > Killing yourself should solve the problem.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,426

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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,434

> One anecdotal example
> Scientific proof

You really are fucking retarded.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,492

> iPhone looks suspiciously like a rectangular cookie
> Dunks iPhone in water like an oreo
> Cries when iPhone stops working

Sound about right?
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