Topic: What's a nice country for a single fag to live in?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #18,743

I'm looking for the absolute best. Here's my wishlist.

1. Abundance of big cocks.
2. A culture that embraces casual relationships over possessive ones.
3. Healthy food and lifestyle.
4. Friendly, intelligent and sociable people.
5. Minimal crime and drama.

So far it seems Iceland is great for all but the first (and most important). While I've heard Icelandic dudes are usually packing, finding cock is especially problematic in Iceland as women outnumber men 3 to 1. There's just not enough to go around.

Here's what I've computed thus far: Brazil fails on #5. Most of western Europe would fail #4. Canada could work but the big dicks are all on the French side, which equates to non-friendliness. America fails hard. Anyone know anything about Norway? Australia? New Zealand?

I have mad Linux skills, so I can probably at least score permission to work temporarily in pretty much any country worth living. I've really only ever heard of Australia turning away people in my field.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #310,065

belgium, netherlands or denmark are ok for those things i think pic related

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,068

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
> france
> not overcompensating

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,070

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Overcompensating for what?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,071

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
their tiny genitals

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,073

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Probably true. French woman all have A Cup breasts and Napoleon is now infamous for a Micro Penis.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,074

@OP

> I'm looking for the absolute best. Here's my wishlist.
>
> 1. Abundance of big cocks.
> 2. A culture that embraces casual relationships over possessive ones.
> 3. Healthy food and lifestyle.
> 4. Friendly, intelligent and sociable people.
> 5. Minimal crime and drama.
>
> So far it seems Iceland is great for all but the first (and most important). While I've heard Icelandic dudes are usually packing, finding cock is especially problematic in Iceland as women outnumber men 3 to 1. There's just not enough to go around.
>
> Here's what I've computed thus far: Brazil fails on #5. Most of western Europe would fail #4. Canada could work but the big dicks are all on the French side, which equates to non-friendliness. America fails hard. Anyone know anything about Norway? Australia? New Zealand?
>
> I have mad Linux skills, so I can probably at least score permission to work temporarily in pretty much any country worth living. I've really only ever heard of Australia turning away people in my field.

Nigeria.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #310,075

@310,071 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
White French men have tiny penises, correct. However, the statistics are somewhat skewed by the sheer number of black people that live there. If OP doesn't mid a bit of black cock then he should be fine.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,077

@310,074 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Don't forget Saudi Arabia and Iran.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,078

@310,074 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Food in Nigeria is great but Nigeria is a mean place with lots of crime and a nasty government. HIV is also a problem.

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Wot? Gay is not exactly an acceptable way of life in either place.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,080

@previous (D)
Casual relationships are very common in nigeria, he should go for it.

And of course it is.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,094

Quick look up of countries that allow gay marriage which means acceptance. Casual vs possessive? That takes more search time then I currently have. Belgium has the best Pommesfrites in the whole fucking world & they invented them. Made with genuine cow tallow.

Argentina
Belgium
Canada
Iceland
Netherlands
Norway
Portugal
South Africa
Spain
Sweden

vocalon !M9.6XYhKxM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,104

try america

also
> mad Linux skills
> Ubuntu

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,201

@310,065 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)

> Ireland
> Smallest cock on the map.

This makes me feel bad for my Irish brethren.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,203

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Don't worry... No one can POSSIBLY have a penis that small. It's just a lie... right?

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #310,204

@310,201 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Romania is smaller.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,273

@310,203 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #310,398

Live in the US state of Virginia.

Minichan