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Topic: Ideas on how to save money in the suburbs.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 14 years ago #18,703

1. Replace all the grass in your lawn with astroturf. Saves you some gas money as well as the time spent out in the blistering sun.
2. Paint your house red with white trim. Red and white are affordable compared to other, more obscure colors, while still looking nice after a few years.
3. Sell your gas-guzzler and get a more efficient car.
4. Unsubscribe from cable and use the money to upgrade to a faster, better internet connection.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #309,485

Eat noodles.

vocalon !M9.6XYhKxM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #309,486

5. Don't live in the suburbs.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #309,489

@previous (vocalon !M9.6XYhKxM)
That too. I'd much rather live in the rural countryside NEAR a suburb (best of both worlds, baby) than this small city.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #309,494

Home school your children and get a tax credit or deduction, idk, just make them bitches work. If you start their training early enough by 10 most children are ready to work a trade as an apprentice. You can profit off them for quite a while before they can legally run off and if they don't require too much physical correction then you've got a good shot at holding on to them once they're of legal age. No one works cheaper than family.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #309,497

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
I'd have gone to a private school, had the voucher system been in place during my childhood years. Fuck public school. Even the best aren't that good.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #309,503

I take it you are the one who insulted people about not having a house that looked like a barn?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #309,504

@309,494 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
> You can profit off them for quite a while before they can legally run off
That is just sad man

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #309,505

Image went missing@309,503 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Red cottages don't look like barns.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #309,506

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> Still barn like.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #309,507

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
It's cute. Thanks.

Stealth joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,517

@309,505 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Hey looks ok 2me.

Not so sure Red is the lowest cost colour cause its a added pigment to white. When I buy paint I notice all colorus cost the same.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,625

@309,505 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)

Mix the red and white together and you have pink. Paint it that color. If you're a large, hairy man with a mustache who wears leather it's extra fun to get a reaction from the neighborhood.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,627

@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
Pink is a manly color.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,629

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)

I google image searched that. Awesome results!

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,647

Put your rubbish in your neighbours bin or burn it in the fire.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,660

never been in a suburbs before. ill keep this in mind

Stealth replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,687

Image went missing@309,505 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)

Damn good buy at 299.00

Located with Image Eye - Gave more better results then Google image which is not common in my experience.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,690

Red houses are ugly as fuck, good luck selling that shit too. The 'savings' wouldn't add up to much over the years, there are better ways to save money (wood burning stove for example). Barn houses, lol.

Stealth replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,691

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Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,692

@previous (Stealth)
Brick is nice. I worked in Real Estate for years man, red is dead. May as well just take $10,000 off the value, but you can't do that and you'll still be paying the taxes...

Stealth replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,693

Image went missing@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)

Smithfield, London - Malmaison (The Bad House). A Victorian house of ill repute, whore house, brothel. Now converted into an expensive high class hotel.

dw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,694

> astroturf
> cheap

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,695

Paint your floors instead of carpeting them

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,697

@309,693 (Stealth)
> London

I could see how it might be popular over there for classic buildings.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,699

@309,690 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
> implying they aren't cute if petite

Stealth replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,700

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
OK OK Show us a pic of your cute petite Red House.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,701

@309,699 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
To each their own, for sure. Better plan on a repaint before selling though, or you're just hurting resale value and it's gonna take longer to sell.

Stealth replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,704

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
When I buy a bottle of expensive wine - I intended to drink IT - Not save it for resale as it becomes more valuable. So when I landscape my place or paint it, I do so for ME. Have never considered what I am doing re the eventual sale. I doubt I wood choose Red/White yet I can see where someone might favor such. So far no one in my hood (that I know of) has gone with such.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,706

@309,700 (Stealth)
I don't have one. I just like them.

Stealth replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,711

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Sounds good 2me. One day you can use them Math/Science skills to get that Red/White house for self.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,713

@309,704 (Stealth)
I'm a bit of a Real Estate nut. Here's the deal, in an up market you can buy a crappy looking house on the cheap, make it nice, live there for two years and sell -- keeping all the profit tax free. Do this every few years and you'll be living in a fucking dream house in a decade or so, if the market turns you can just stay where you're at. Not everyone can buy their dream house from the start.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,714

@309,701 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Red and white is classic and beautiful. The majority of people are wrong on all but a handful of subjects most of the time anyhow. If we designed everything to appeal to the masses, before long, most of our factories would be turning out nothing but junk. Oh wait...

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,716

@previous (M)
To each their own, for sure. But red and white is flappin' horrible for resale. When selling you actually do want to appeal to the masses.

Stealth replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,718

@309,713 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I have my dream house. When houses here is So Cal dropped to the cost to build or less, I bought several to rent out. Hated just hated the first two years re what it takes to fix up to rent plus manage this garbage disposal or water heater or as you know all those things that do go wrong. Now I have someone else managing it, but I first had to come up with people that do the fixing up at a fair and honest cost. Very hard to find people like that. Even harder to have back ups because great people become very busy.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,720

@previous (Stealth)
California real estate, lol. Cali is notorious for being one of the hardest places (if not the hardest) to anything positive in real estate, count yourself lucky to have bought when you did.

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Stealth replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,721

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
4 Full disclosure I should point out - Its on a small bluff directly above the beach. Back yards near by and even a house have fallen down to the beach, due to cliff erosion. North and South of me. One day a serious earthquake could speed up this process, so having the rentals is good back up. Cost of what it takes to prevent the erosion is high. I have sufficient back yard at the moment which could go away lol. NONE of this reduces the value of the local beach front property, because God ain't building these beach fronts anymore. Of course God could take away mine one day.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #309,725

@309,716 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Well yeah, but my point is that red and white are quite cheap to maintain, and if you're selling then it may be okay to go for a bit different paint.
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