@OP
Your a fucking imbecile. You can only travel up to 1mph under the speed of light.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics @previous (C)
Pffft everyone knows the speed of light is 3x10^8, those extra numbers only complicate things.
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I don't care. Pity can't travel at the speed of light can it? No. So fuck you. Fuck you straight to hell.
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