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Topic: My asshole is never clean

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #18,589

I used half a roll of paper cleaning my ass, then I walk around for an hour or so and my ass is itching so fucking badly and I have to go wipe it again. It seems like my asshole is getting covered in shit from an external source, no amount of wiping is enough, always itching and covered in shit. What the fuck?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 seconds later[^] [v] #308,097

kill yourself

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #308,098

Gross.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,099

Sup... I'm gonna guess carebear.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,102

nope she has a poop-cupâ„¢

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,103

Help me

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,109

This problem is getting so bad I keep an old t shirt next to my bed so I can wipe my ass quickly when I need to.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,110

take a shower after you shit and thoroughly rinse your ass

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,112

@308,109 (A)
First of all, gross, at least use tissues. Secondly, it's not coming from an external source. It's coming from an internal source. Sounds like what you need is more fiber in your diet.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,121

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Probably. My shit is almost diarrhea consistency every single day.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,127

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,128

Sup carebear

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,130

@OP

> I used half a roll of paper

Take this SHIT to scatchan

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,131

What is 'fiber'

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #308,132

@previous (A)
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/high-fiber-foods/NU00582

and

What Is Fiber?

Fiber is an indigestible component of all plant foods. It can be found in fruits, vegetables, grains and beans. Your digestive system can not stomach fiber, so it truly is excreted undigested. Well, you might feel you do not have to have fiber, due to the fact it's excreted undigested, but that's not accurate. There are two types of fiber, soluble fiber and insoluble fiber.

Fiber has a lot of well being benefits, which includes aiding digestion and keeping the body regular, it can support lower cholesterol, prevents against specific kinds of cancer, and aid with metabolism and weight reduction.

Adding fiber rich foods to the diet will improve over all well being and well-being and at the exact same time add to longevity and long term good wellness. Make sure these foods are part of the everyday diet.

How do high fiber foods prevent colon tumor? According to facts from studies, carcinogens from some unhealthy foods that you eat end up inside your stools. Such as insoluble and soluble fiber in your diet cleanses your colon.

Dietary fiber discovered in fiber rich food is the kind of substance in plants that you could eat. It truly is discovered in fruits, vegetables and grains. It really is that part of the plant that your body can not digest. Yet it plays an crucial part of a healthy diet by adding bulk to your diet, creating you feel fuller faster and in turn controlling your weight. Fiber and fiber rich foods also support your body digest your food far better and avoid constipation.

It is not widely recognized that a diet including fiber rich foods and fruits might be used nicely by our bodies and also have terrific positive aspects for us over time.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #308,133

upgrade to bidet

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,198

wen you take a shit immediately after go shower and goatse the showerhead.

fiber also helps

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,201

@previous (K)
> goatse the showerhead
Haha, that made me lol, for real. Thank you.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,250

Use a wetwipe or wash clothe to clean up afterwards. you might also have hemoroids which can cause itching.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 47 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,254

I'm betting OP is a woman. See this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH7poHLCI3o

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,255

@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
doubtful. you want it to be a woman.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,257

@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)

That's coming from you who often complains about her female roommates shitting and not flushing.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,260

@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
Could you be any more retarded?

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,264

@308,257 (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
what in the fuck are you talking about?

DXMEOWTH joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,267

Warning: Prepare for your prolapse.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,268

Image went missing@previous (DXMEOWTH)

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,269

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyqYN9YRhUg&feature=endscreen

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,271

Haha... awesome...

DXMEOWTH replied with this 14 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #309,934

Did your prolapse ever come?

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #309,937

@previous (DXMEOWTH)
anal prolapse?

DXMEOWTH replied with this 14 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #309,939

@previous (F)
Yes.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 53 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #309,952

@309,934 (DXMEOWTH)
I came from a prolapse.

DXMEOWTH replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #309,956

@previous (P)
What?

Anonymous P replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #309,959

@previous (DXMEOWTH)
Don't worry about it.

DXMEOWTH replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #309,963

@previous (P)
Ah, alright.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #309,999

@OP confirmed for fag. His sphincer is all loose from the gay buttsex so it's leaking shit...
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