Topic: one time a gay friend was all up on me so much i literally had to pull a steak knife on him
Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 14 years ago #18,570
but then he backed down and we went to mcdonalds he gives homos a bad name, you can tell him you love pussy all day long but he won't care
i avoid him at all costs now
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Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #307,777
You should have shanked him.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,779
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
This, he probably thinks you're playing hard to get now he wants you even MORE.
This, he probably thinks you're playing hard to get now he wants you even MORE.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,780
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,782
Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,783
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,784
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,785
"i literally had to pull a steak knife on him"
@OP
> but then he backed down and we went to mcdonalds
Were you planning on eating him RAW
@OP
> but then he backed down and we went to mcdonalds
Were you planning on eating him RAW
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Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,786
How does one figuratively pullback steak knife on someone?
Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,787
Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,789
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,793
@307,787 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
> but then he backed down and we went to mcdonalds
> ike I grabbed it off the counter and told him to stay the fuck back
So at what point in this tall tail did you climb into the time machine?
? What McD's has steak knives? What does Mc's sell that requires a knife?
> but then he backed down and we went to mcdonalds
> ike I grabbed it off the counter and told him to stay the fuck back
So at what point in this tall tail did you climb into the time machine?
? What McD's has steak knives? What does Mc's sell that requires a knife?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #307,801
> yfw you realize that "steak knife" is euphemism
Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #307,805
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #307,806
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,807
@previous (G)
Me smart you you're dumb - Go down to the 9th reply and read
> like I grabbed it off the counter and told him to stay the fuck back
So like he is outside Mc'Ds yet he somehow grabs it off the counter inside Mc'Ds and then they both go inside McDs and he says "we" went inside.
Me smart you you're dumb - Go down to the 9th reply and read
> like I grabbed it off the counter and told him to stay the fuck back
So like he is outside Mc'Ds yet he somehow grabs it off the counter inside Mc'Ds and then they both go inside McDs and he says "we" went inside.
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,808
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,809
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,810
@307,807 (D)
Okay-- let me help you out here, bro. Becausde I honestly don't think you're trolling.
Here's how it went down.
Falco's friend was coming on to him, and Falco didn't want to bang.
However, the friend continues to pursue Falco to the point that Falco becomes uncomfortable enough to defend himself with a steak knife (hence "I grabbed it off the counter and told him to stay the fuck back"). Note, they have not gone to McDonald's yet.
Falco's friend backs off. They make amends. They go to McDonald's together.
When he says "I grabbed it off the counter and told him to stay the fuck back", that is BEFORE they went to McDonald's. He is not grabbing a steak knife off of the McDonald's counter, he is grabbing it off of a counter in his or his friend's home.
All clear, bud?
Okay-- let me help you out here, bro. Becausde I honestly don't think you're trolling.
Here's how it went down.
Falco's friend was coming on to him, and Falco didn't want to bang.
However, the friend continues to pursue Falco to the point that Falco becomes uncomfortable enough to defend himself with a steak knife (hence "I grabbed it off the counter and told him to stay the fuck back"). Note, they have not gone to McDonald's yet.
Falco's friend backs off. They make amends. They go to McDonald's together.
When he says "I grabbed it off the counter and told him to stay the fuck back", that is BEFORE they went to McDonald's. He is not grabbing a steak knife off of the McDonald's counter, he is grabbing it off of a counter in his or his friend's home.
All clear, bud?
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,811
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,812
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,813
so what did you order at mcdonalds op
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,814
@307,812 (D)
Because his reading comprehension is above that of a toddler, retard. You even had it explained to you and you still don't get it.
Because his reading comprehension is above that of a toddler, retard. You even had it explained to you and you still don't get it.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,817
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Just what kind of friend who is gay, would come on to a straight guy?
This quote does not exactly fit.
“Keep your enemies in front of youâ€
-Chris Matthews
In Falco's case
Keep your friends & enemies in front of you.
Just what kind of friend who is gay, would come on to a straight guy?
This quote does not exactly fit.
“Keep your enemies in front of youâ€
-Chris Matthews
In Falco's case
Keep your friends & enemies in front of you.
brainwurms !!gbU9At49F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,820
Sorry to hear that. Just because... no, I won't make a joke here. I'm already going to hell, no question, but I don't want to be bumped up a circle.brainwurms !!gbU9At49F double-posted this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,821
@307,817 (D)
> Just what kind of friend who is gay, would come on to a straight guy?
A predatory one? It's more disturbing because most gay guys don't have a hard time getting some.
> “Keep your enemies in front of youâ€
> -Chris Matthews
"All warfare is based on deception. There is no place where espionage is not used. Offer the enemy bait to lure him."
- Sun Tzu
Yeah, I just got bumped into the icy part for that one. That's a little Dante humor for you.
> Just what kind of friend who is gay, would come on to a straight guy?
A predatory one? It's more disturbing because most gay guys don't have a hard time getting some.
> “Keep your enemies in front of youâ€
> -Chris Matthews
"All warfare is based on deception. There is no place where espionage is not used. Offer the enemy bait to lure him."
- Sun Tzu
Yeah, I just got bumped into the icy part for that one. That's a little Dante humor for you.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,822
@previous (brainwurms !!gbU9At49F)
I cannot imagine remaining friends with a guy who is lusting after me.
Having read multiple versions of Dante - Ice is good considering the alternative:
“The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.â€
― Dante Alighieri
I cannot imagine remaining friends with a guy who is lusting after me.
Having read multiple versions of Dante - Ice is good considering the alternative:
“The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.â€
― Dante Alighieri
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,823
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,827
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,831
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,859
@307,817 (D)
Saying it doesn't make any sense for a gay guy to hit on a straight friend is like saying it doesn't make any sense for a straight guy to hit on his female friends. It happens. I actually had an experience similar to Falco's back in middle school. He got punched in the face, he called me a prude, I said I'm not prude, just straight, and called him a fag. We were pretty cool after that, but just like in Falco's case, we drifted apart and I think it was for the best because he was completely out of line.
Saying it doesn't make any sense for a gay guy to hit on a straight friend is like saying it doesn't make any sense for a straight guy to hit on his female friends. It happens. I actually had an experience similar to Falco's back in middle school. He got punched in the face, he called me a prude, I said I'm not prude, just straight, and called him a fag. We were pretty cool after that, but just like in Falco's case, we drifted apart and I think it was for the best because he was completely out of line.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,022
Oh noes. Someone wants to suck my cock. I'm so offended.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,029
@previous (M)
You do understand there's a difference between someone secretly wanting your dick and sexually assaulting you for your dick, right?
You do understand there's a difference between someone secretly wanting your dick and sexually assaulting you for your dick, right?
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,030
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Why need it be secret? What's that have to do with anything?
Sexual assault is a violation. Merely expressing interest in no way rises to that level.
Why need it be secret? What's that have to do with anything?
Sexual assault is a violation. Merely expressing interest in no way rises to that level.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,040
@307,821 (brainwurms !!gbU9At49F)
most gay guys do not have a hard time getting laid, true. I think that they might like the thrill of the hunt, and the challenge of hitting on a straight man. like how strait men hit on lesbians.
most gay guys do not have a hard time getting laid, true. I think that they might like the thrill of the hunt, and the challenge of hitting on a straight man. like how strait men hit on lesbians.
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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,044
@308,030 (M)
He felt threatened enough to grab a knife to defend himself. That's sexual assault. Expressing an interest once is fine. Constantly pursuing when it's clear that the advances are not wanted is sexual harassment.
He felt threatened enough to grab a knife to defend himself. That's sexual assault. Expressing an interest once is fine. Constantly pursuing when it's clear that the advances are not wanted is sexual harassment.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,060
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,065
@308,040 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
That's exactly what it is that makes straights so desirable to gays. Other gays are too easy.
That's exactly what it is that makes straights so desirable to gays. Other gays are too easy.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #308,067
@previous (O)
Its also a great reason for a straight guy to pursue a lesbian. Guy into Girl.
r04r can testify to this - The lesbian just hasn't met the right guy Yet.
Its also a great reason for a straight guy to pursue a lesbian. Guy into Girl.
r04r can testify to this - The lesbian just hasn't met the right guy Yet.