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Topic: I discovered a foolproof way to tell if a chick is a trap.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU started this discussion 14 years ago #18,519

Real women are bad at math. Basically this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

If a "woman" is good at math, she's a trap.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #307,170

I discovered a foolproof way to tell if OP is an autist.

Look in the name field and see "Lee O'Nidas" or any variation of "Leonidas".

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,171

Have you ever thought about the difference between just being comfortable with someone, and being really comfortable with someone?

Now, I know there's strangers that you don't feel comfortable with, and then there's some people that you meet, and even if you don't know them that well, you mysteriously experience a sense of comfort.

And who knows what triggers it? I mean, you don’t even know why you feel comfortable around them: it could be some quality about them, it could be their voice, it could be the rhythm - at which - they speak. It could be something else that you’re not even sure of.

And when you experience that sense of well-being, (deep breath) then maybe - maybe - the more you feel at ease with a person, the more you can permit yourself to do things that you wouldn’t do around strangers. Like, like, you might be able to say things that are on your mind, as you relax around the person you’re with. (Deep breath)

But now, with me, I find, ah, that there’s also a deeper level of comfort. It’s the comfort you feel when you’re with someone who you feel extremely secure around, as if you’ve known this person for a long time. Me, now, how I see it is—it allows you to just let go completely and deeply relax when you’re in this person’s presence. Because some quality about them lets you get this sense of reassurance about them.

To me, now, one thing that I, that I find - and maybe you find this too, I dunno - it’s, it’s like when you listen to them, what they say becomes a lot more fascinating because you feel so calm around them that it allows your imagination to take off, and think of all the fun things you’d like to be doing with them, to the point that you can plan out the time in your future to do all these things with them, these fun things, that you just really would enjoy doing with them.

Now, with me, that’s just how I see it.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,178

let her fuck you in the ass. if she busts, its a dude. Happy hunting.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,179

@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Sounds like a win/win for OP.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,181

why would a cute woman need to know math when they can just marry a man?

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,182

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
some inferior males don't make enough to support a quality woman.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo double-posted this 14 years ago, 33 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,183

@307,179 (B)
he just wants love. lol

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,184

@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Leonidas' Love Quest doesn't sound as interesting but I'm sure we could find him the right gal pal.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,185

It's just fun to be able to tell the difference.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,186

@307,184 (B)
me too. It would probably make headlines after the murder suicide.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,187

@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Maybe if we put Copper Cab in a dress and flew him out to San Francisco...

I mean traps fit into the theme of this thread.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,188

@previous (B)

You had to mention that silly person.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,189

@307,187 (B)

By the way I moved farther away from San Francisco recently.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 4 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,190

@307,187 (B)
coppercab is so angry that he'd probably stroke out at his first Leonidas induced erection.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,191

@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
I don't think Leonidas likes braces so that's another important thing to consider about his future galpal. I know Darksidered isn't too far away, there's another option!

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,192

@307,182 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
they can just be with a superior male, like me.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 12 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,193

@307,191 (B)
I've never heard of this so called darksidered, but I'm intrigued. Please tell me moar.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,194

@307,191 (B)

> darksidered
EPIC WIN
EPIC WEEEEEEEEEEEN

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,198

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Maybe you can explain to kook who Darksidered is in a tl;dr.
@307,193 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
He's an angry ginger kid from Washington so it wouldn't be too far from California! They could rap about their stalkers and such. Do you have any good suggestions for the future of Leonidas' Love Quest? http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Darksidered992

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #307,200

I discovered a foolproof way to tell if you should kill yourself.

If you go by the name "Leonidas" you should slit your fucking wrists and step in front of a speeding bus.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #307,226

@307,198 (B)
I'm checking out his videos right now.

As for Leonidas, a sign seems like a cheap and reliable method of attracting women.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

kook !nH6RAuX8mo double-posted this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #307,227

@307,200 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
very funny.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #307,235

@307,226 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Ohhh, I like your thinking. I wonder what Leonidas' Attraction Sign would say. I also wonder who his Mary Lee Walsh would be in this case.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,293

@previous (B)
ninj

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 42 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,302

But I am male and bad at math. What now, sir? What now?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,303

There is nothing wrong with fucking a tranny as long as you remember the one goldern rule... It's only gay if s/he get an erection.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,310

@previous (I)
thats an awful lot oh words to say balls touch

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,312

@307,235 (B)
Looking for a 11-80 female looking redhead, for love and self loathing.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,342

@307,200 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I lol'd. It's funny because it's true.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,344

@307,303 (I)

> There is nothing wrong with fucking a tranny as long as you remember the one goldern rule... It's only gay if s/he get an erection.

Ever notice that when you see porn with some tranny taking it in the ass they are almost never erect. So that must mean its not gay LoL

@307,312 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
@307,312 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)

> Looking for a 11-80 female looking redhead, for love and self loathing.

I see you made a typo - You mean 18-80

At 80 that would be gray or dyed red and would truly be self loathing.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,364

@previous (K)
they also might not have teeth! jackpot!

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,376

If I start trapping, what am I if I'm bad at math?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,377

you'll know it if they have a penis.

Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,381

@307,364 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)

A Gummy BJ does not sound like a jackpot to me. I enjoy some light tooth work now and then.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,419

@previous (K)
really? that feels nice?

MateuMDX !CDt4PsSdbU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #307,465

Really, Minichan?

Really?

This much transphobia and misogyny?

Just.

Fuck.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #307,470

@previous (MateuMDX !CDt4PsSdbU)
Lol. Not everyone here is vocal about their opinions.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #307,471

I don't even bother trying to figure out if trap or not.

I don't mind getting caught. I'd suck a tranny off and enjoy it (maybe, I've never done, but I've fapped to tyrannies a number of times, and I will again in the future most likely).

Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #307,493

I wish I could be someone's trap girlfriend. ;_;

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #307,502

@307,465 (MateuMDX !CDt4PsSdbU)
It's not all of minichan. It's just leonidas being an autist as usual.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #307,506

@307,465 (MateuMDX !CDt4PsSdbU)

> Really, Minichan?
>
> Really?
>
> This much transphobia and misogyny?
>
> Just.
>
> Fuck.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #307,513

> expect autistic worldview
> get leonidas
Everything went according to plan

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #307,999

Coppercab like a lot of YouTube personas is a character. If you do not know what I mean, I mean he's acting.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #308,036

You could always touch her penis. I mean his penis. Oh wait, they like to think of themselves as women, don't they? Okay, her penis.

HER PENIS! If only there were such a thing. I could finally leave my repressed homo desires behind.

green !YzDEWwv9Z2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #308,082

Just look at the crotch and remember my rhyme.
'If there's bulge,
don't indulge.
If it's all flat,
get ready to hit that.'
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