Topic: Do you like strumpets?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #18,512
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| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| I love strumpets! | 2 | 20% | |
| I do not like strumpets. | 3 | 30% | |
| What is a strumpet? | 5 | 50% |
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #307,006
fuck my ass
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,068
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tea_and_Strumpets
Tea and Strumpets
A wealthy aristocrat and her daughter prepare for an afternoon of tea and strumpets.
Partaking in tea and strumpets was a popular pastime in Great Britain during the Victorian era.[1] Though the practice never gained the popularity of the less illicit tea and crumpets due to the fact that prostitution, associating with someone of lower social class than yourself, and sexual intercourse of any sort were frowned upon in Queen Victoria’s England, the enjoyment of tea and strumpets by the aristocracy of the period was nonetheless an important and extremely stereotypical facet of Victorian British culture.
Origins
Though tea was first introduced to Britain in the 1670s by the Portuguese Catherine of Braganza, queen consort of Charles II, the popularity of the drink would not take off until the 19th century, when the British Empire gained control of India, and, by extension, much of the world’s black tea. It was also during latter period that British culture discovered its penchant for producing cheap Cockney prostitutes, downtrodden women that were victims of the socio-economic impacts of industrialization, the class-based prejudice of Victorian England’s stratified society, and the poor cocksmanship of many an uptight[2] male aristocrat. It would prove to be only a matter of time before those that could afford fine imported porcelain tea sets and weren’t fazed by the risk of contracting syphilis sought to combine the two pursuits.
Tea and Strumpets
A wealthy aristocrat and her daughter prepare for an afternoon of tea and strumpets.
Partaking in tea and strumpets was a popular pastime in Great Britain during the Victorian era.[1] Though the practice never gained the popularity of the less illicit tea and crumpets due to the fact that prostitution, associating with someone of lower social class than yourself, and sexual intercourse of any sort were frowned upon in Queen Victoria’s England, the enjoyment of tea and strumpets by the aristocracy of the period was nonetheless an important and extremely stereotypical facet of Victorian British culture.
Origins
Though tea was first introduced to Britain in the 1670s by the Portuguese Catherine of Braganza, queen consort of Charles II, the popularity of the drink would not take off until the 19th century, when the British Empire gained control of India, and, by extension, much of the world’s black tea. It was also during latter period that British culture discovered its penchant for producing cheap Cockney prostitutes, downtrodden women that were victims of the socio-economic impacts of industrialization, the class-based prejudice of Victorian England’s stratified society, and the poor cocksmanship of many an uptight[2] male aristocrat. It would prove to be only a matter of time before those that could afford fine imported porcelain tea sets and weren’t fazed by the risk of contracting syphilis sought to combine the two pursuits.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,069
I do not like them Sam I am.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,074
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That book sucked. The characters were completely unbelievable and the plot was all over the place.
That book sucked. The characters were completely unbelievable and the plot was all over the place.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,075
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,079
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Will you shut the fuck up, you fucking piece of shit!?! Fuck you, troll, fuck you!!Â
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I am a moderator, and I WILL motherfucking ban you and I will make GODDAMN sure that YOU will NEVER-FUCKING-EVER SEE THE LIGHT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN DAY!!!!!
Will you shut the fuck up, you fucking piece of shit!?! Fuck you, troll, fuck you!!Â
Jesus Christ in my life, you are a piece of shit!!
Nobody seems to like you for the shit you do, fuckin' pointin' out who's the retard and who's the troll - fuck it all! I'm sick of it! I PermaBanned you seven times, why the FUCK are you still running your goddamn mouth?!?!
I am a moderator, and I WILL motherfucking ban you and I will make GODDAMN sure that YOU will NEVER-FUCKING-EVER SEE THE LIGHT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN DAY!!!!!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,083
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,085
I thought a strumpet was a fish.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,088
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Actually and in fact Yes
Merriam-Webster Strumpet
"noun /ˈstrəmpət/ 
strumpets, plural
A female prostitute or a promiscuous woman
Web definitions
adulteress: a woman adulterer
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
Prostitution is the act or practice of providing sexual services to another person in return for payment. People who execute such activities are called prostitutes. Prostitution is one of the branches of the sex industry. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strumpet
'Strumpet' is a 2001 British television movie made by the BBC. It is directed by Danny Boyle and stars Christopher Eccleston, Genna G and Stephen Walters.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strumpet_(film)
A female prostitute; a woman who is very sexually active; A female adulterer; A mistress. Usage - 1960's; A trollop, a whore
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/strumpet
A prostitute. One who engages in sexual intercourse or performs other sex acts in exchange for payment."
Actually and in fact Yes
Merriam-Webster Strumpet
"noun /ˈstrəmpət/ 
strumpets, plural
A female prostitute or a promiscuous woman
Web definitions
adulteress: a woman adulterer
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
Prostitution is the act or practice of providing sexual services to another person in return for payment. People who execute such activities are called prostitutes. Prostitution is one of the branches of the sex industry. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strumpet
'Strumpet' is a 2001 British television movie made by the BBC. It is directed by Danny Boyle and stars Christopher Eccleston, Genna G and Stephen Walters.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strumpet_(film)
A female prostitute; a woman who is very sexually active; A female adulterer; A mistress. Usage - 1960's; A trollop, a whore
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/strumpet
A prostitute. One who engages in sexual intercourse or performs other sex acts in exchange for payment."
dreamworks !k36EljOEVQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,100
i thought a strumpet was some type of food
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,101
@307,088 (C)
Eating out a Girl of the street would qualify as food without calories. Not my cup of Tea
Eating out a Girl of the street would qualify as food without calories. Not my cup of Tea
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #307,168
This thread is bad and I hate you all. Thanks.
