Topic: the RobotPorn subreddit only has 29 subscribers, wtf

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #18,504

http://www.reddit.com/r/robotporn

How are more people not into this shit? Am I just a freak?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #306,886

@OP
Who do you think is hotter: C-3PO or Megatron?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,889

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I wonder if Darth Vader falls under this category.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,893

@previous (C)
He's only partly robotic, so he's like the robot fetish equivalent of a trap.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,895

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Well going on this logic, Megatron would fall under a gigantism fetish.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,896

@306,886 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
C-3PO, hands down. The T-800 is hotter, though.

And Darth Vader has *some* weird kinda sex appeal I can't quite put my finger on.
I'm scared it's the voice of James Earl Jones.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,897

@previous (A)
The appeal has to be attraction to power.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,898

@previous (C)
Heh. I've thought about experimenting with a TENS unit, fwiw. ;)

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,899

@previous (A)
Lol why?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,902

@previous (C)
Attraction to power, like you just said. :3

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,904

@306,899 (C)
You *were* talking about electricity, right? ;)

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,906

What about GLaDOS, OP? Would you hit that?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,907

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh fuck yes. I'd overclock that bitch in a heartbeat.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,908

@306,904 (A)
I don't know. You could always stick a fork in an electrical socket while masturbating and see what happens.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #306,909

@previous (C)
I've considered it.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #306,912

@previous (A)
Next thing you know you'll be hooking up car batteries to your nipples for the rush.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #306,916

@previous (C)
Now there's an idea. I do like to lick 9-volts.

carcinoGeneticist !egoP66ik5I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,925

@OP
here ould the vocaloids fall on this

@OP
> IAmA robot fetishist AMA

ftfy

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,929

@previous (carcinoGeneticist !egoP66ik5I)
> vocaloids
Like Hatsune Miku? Cute and pretty interesting, but not quite my type. It's the hardware that turns me on, not the machines' lack of humanity. I think.

> >AMA
lol bud

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,932

whoah look at the set on that bitch

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,933

@previous (E)
Triple resistors! That's a nice little circuit.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,937

@306,929 (A)
On second thought, the fact that they're humanoid but unfeeling creatures is definitely part of it. Hmm.

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