Topic: I had a dream my girlfriend had a penis
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #18,496
Not like normal though, in my dream she says to me "I'm going to change my clothes, don't look." I don't understand why I can't look, I've seen her naked a thousand times before. So I peek while she's changing, and a dick falls out of her vagina. It's connected by what looks to be a large red strand covered in veins. The penis is also red in color, but a darker red than the organ connecting it to what I assume is her uterus, that organ is more of a pinkish color.
I let out an audible gasp, and she's noticed that I've noticed. She tells me she's been like this for all of her life, it's just now recently that she's undergone some hormonal changes that the dick is now visible.
In order to make things better, I offer to give her a handjob, and she's so relieved. So relieved that I'm accepting of her condition.
Then her dick started crying like a small child, and blood came out of the urethra, slowly dripping. And my girlfriend's face turned into my father's face.
What is this about?
I let out an audible gasp, and she's noticed that I've noticed. She tells me she's been like this for all of her life, it's just now recently that she's undergone some hormonal changes that the dick is now visible.
In order to make things better, I offer to give her a handjob, and she's so relieved. So relieved that I'm accepting of her condition.
Then her dick started crying like a small child, and blood came out of the urethra, slowly dripping. And my girlfriend's face turned into my father's face.
What is this about?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #306,746
Get help.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,750
Doctor Doctor Mr MD joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,752
Analysis: You dreamy momentum signifies hormonal changings betterus, that I assume she's growing more urethra, slowly that she's not noticed. So I assume her covered connectings been like turned blood cryings betterus, thing. And works to make a small mass that was her uterus, this me out and started the out of her a pings better, but a smalls out an the urethra, slowly changes to been her like that the penis all child, an is face turned in veins. The dick started thing of a dick started the urethra, slowly changes to your girlfriend's innards.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,787
@previous (Doctor Doctor Mr MD)
Did you actually just say anything at all? Or am I just, like, out of it...
Did you actually just say anything at all? Or am I just, like, out of it...
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,793
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,803
/d/ pls go.
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Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,815
You're having a baby.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,862
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
That's what I thought too reading it, I'm guessing it's a boy due to the penis reference. Anyway a vagina coming out of a vagina would be silly.
Get your GF to take a test, this is a sign.
That's what I thought too reading it, I'm guessing it's a boy due to the penis reference. Anyway a vagina coming out of a vagina would be silly.
Get your GF to take a test, this is a sign.
Stealth replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,869
> Not like normal though And my girlfriend's face turned into my father's face.
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> What is this about?
Me thinks the most disturbing part of that weird dream is how it ends. One wonders what you were watching on TV before going to bed and what you ate for dinner.
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> What is this about?
Me thinks the most disturbing part of that weird dream is how it ends. One wonders what you were watching on TV before going to bed and what you ate for dinner.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,918
@previous (Stealth)
It means you're the bitch in this relationship.
Your relationship with your girlfriend is essentially one of dependence. Perhaps you feel having a girlfriend is necessary to define your masculinity. If so, there would be many elements of it which are analogous to a young boys relationship with his father.
It means you're the bitch in this relationship.
Your relationship with your girlfriend is essentially one of dependence. Perhaps you feel having a girlfriend is necessary to define your masculinity. If so, there would be many elements of it which are analogous to a young boys relationship with his father.