Topic: I am out of money
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 14 years ago #18,490
So this morning I got an e-mail alert telling me that I had exactly $12.48 cents in my checking account. I'm pretty sure Bank of America wouldn't pull an April Fool's joke on me. So yeah I guess I have to get a job now. I was thinking about applying for Starbucks, what do you guys think?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #306,641
I think it couldn't possibly make you any more of a faggot than you already are, but that's just me. Go ahead.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,642
Try your hands at a real trade instead.Fixing cars or computers, carpentry... that sort of thing.
Oh, and learn a new language in your free time.
Speaking several languages well is a definite plus, not to mention that it keeps your mind from getting rusty.
Stealth joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,644
@OP
> So this morning I got an e-mail alert telling me that I had exactly $12.48 cents in my checking account. I'm pretty sure Bank of America wouldn't pull an April Fool's joke on me. So yeah I guess I have to get a job now. I was thinking about applying for Starbucks, what do you guys think?
Quick web check shows $260/Month for YOU selling your blood -
1: Use proceeds to finance hormone treatments for Man Boobs
2: Quick check of web shows "$2.50/oz for fresh, never frozen milk or $2.00/oz for fresh then frozen milk.
3: Same web site says one provider has 2000 Oz available
4: Quick check of web says YOU could pump/provide about 24 - 32 ounces per day = $24-$32/day
Hummmmmmm Nega may have more better ideas on what you need to do NEXT.
> So this morning I got an e-mail alert telling me that I had exactly $12.48 cents in my checking account. I'm pretty sure Bank of America wouldn't pull an April Fool's joke on me. So yeah I guess I have to get a job now. I was thinking about applying for Starbucks, what do you guys think?
Quick web check shows $260/Month for YOU selling your blood -
1: Use proceeds to finance hormone treatments for Man Boobs
2: Quick check of web shows "$2.50/oz for fresh, never frozen milk or $2.00/oz for fresh then frozen milk.
3: Same web site says one provider has 2000 Oz available
4: Quick check of web says YOU could pump/provide about 24 - 32 ounces per day = $24-$32/day
Hummmmmmm Nega may have more better ideas on what you need to do NEXT.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,733
I'm talking quick cash here, not like my entire life.
Stealth replied with this 14 years ago, 28 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,740
Your Blood would bump your B o A up from $12.48 to at least $272.48 and you get all the free juice you can drink.