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Topic: Saw an ex at work today

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 started this discussion 14 years ago #18,435

She has apparently gained 100 pounds and counting, and was eating chips and cookie dough or some other disgusting shit. It's like she's trying to fucking kill herself.

Funny thing is, she broke up with me saying that I'm too active for her; that she doesn't like to go out and do things and that she just wants to stay home and chill. Clearly, that's all she ever does.

The girl I'm with now is actually in really good shape, goes to the gym with me, and likes to go out and do stuff almost every night. It's awesome.

astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #306,321

dodged a landwhale there, bro.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 second later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #306,322

Is she a co-worker?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #306,346

@previous (C)
Sort of. We're in the same building but work for different companies.

@306,321 (astromermaid)
My thought exactly, but I think her breaking up with me has a lot to do with the weight gain. She hasn't had a real boyfriend since and that was over a year ago.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #306,349

Sounds like she got hotter. You lost big time OP.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #306,350

@306,346 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Do you still talk to her?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,360

@previous (C)
Occasionally, but not recently. Around November of last year she started talking to me and flirting with me a lot, and I was willing to give her a second chance, but she wouldn't set aside any time for me. It was like I had to beg. She also seems emotionally crippled and although her weight didn't bother me too much, her lack of self respect did. When you reach that weight but still eat like a jackass and do nothing about it you have serious health and psychological issues. I finally gave up on courting her, asked someone else out, and when she found out she flipped out on me. I was like "First of all, we're not even officially dating so you can't expect me to be exclusive, and second of all, you never want to spend any real time with me anyway, so I give up." She hasn't spoken to me since then, and I really don't care.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,363

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Does she smoke or drink? And your currently gf?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,367

@previous (C)
She does not smoke and very rarely drinks. Her and her friends got the impression that I'm an alcoholic because I like to hang out and drink at bars, while they only drink at home. In my opinion, that makes them closer to alcoholics. I drink at bars with friends because I am a social drinker. I rarely ever get smashed, but in their immature heads, anyone who goes to a bar is drinking alone and drinking to get drunk, or drinks there with friends because they have nothing better to do. This, combined with the fact that she hates going out and doing anything, created a bit of tension anytime I asked if she would come out with me for a drink and maybe meet some of my friends.

My currently girlfriend smokes at least half a pack a day and we drink every time we go out.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,370

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
What is her brand?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,371

@previous (C)
Marlboro Menthol Lights

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,381

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
What's her favorite color?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 28 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,382

@previous (E)
Purple

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,383

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
What size shoes does she wear?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,384

@previous (F)
Women's US 8

dreamworks !k36EljOEVQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,386

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
she wears womens shoes?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,388

@previous (dreamworks !k36EljOEVQ)
Yeah, she's a woman, so she wears shoes in women's sizes.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,392

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
He's just surprised that they aren't made out of wood.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,431

@306,388 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
dreamworks has never seen an actual woman irl.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,434

@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Hey that was kind of mean... :(

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,446

Image went missing@306,431 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Why do you hate on dw for no reason?

kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 44 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #306,478

@306,434 (C)
@previous (E)
it was just a joke.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #306,697

@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
And a good one at that.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #306,705

@306,367 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
"half a pack a day"

Save up for Heart and Lung transplants & her boobs double in risk of being sawed off because of cancer - not to mention all those other ugly cancers.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #306,715

@previous (I)
She plans on quitting. She has already cut back.

Does your girlfriend have any bad habits you'd like to share?

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #306,722

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Of course yet none that lead to bad health except perhaps knees that end up with extra pressure now and then.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #306,723

@previous (I)
lol implying blowjobs i see what you did there

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #306,731

@previous (C)
Thank the Gods for giving Girls strong knees.

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #306,840

Image went missing

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #306,844

@previous (astromermaid)
Funny, but I don't see how you're tying it in here.

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #306,961

Image went missing@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #306,972

@previous (astromermaid)
Another quality postâ„¢ brought to you by Carebear.

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #306,974

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you love it you slag
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