green !YzDEWwv9Z2 started this discussion 14 years ago#18,411
I do. I wake up to a huge puddle. Sometimes I fall on the floor and piss at the ceiling. I stayed at my girlfriend's once. I pissed all over her and in her mouth. She responded by shitting on me. She sprayed wet shit on the walls. I hope I am dry tonight.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 54 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#306,050
Nah. I think I've done it a couple of times in the past year when I had a really full bladder or something. I just remember waking up and pissing then falling asleep, pretty gross.
dreamworks !k36EljOEVQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#306,060
@306,047 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
that doesnt make sense.
Chris Chan joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#306,071
I poop my pants sometimes
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#306,153
Sometimes I'm three-quarters asleep and dream I'm on a toilet, start to piss, then wake up and go "awww shit".