Topic: What is the best thing somebody said to you today?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #18,351
The thing that made you happiest, or the thing you liked the most. Let us into this tiny part of your life.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #305,273
I told my coworker Juan to get down and suck my dick. He said "whip it out", and I laughed.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 42 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #305,285
"alex pick something we're ordering baja fresh"
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #305,287
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #305,289
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #305,291
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #305,293
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #305,295
Marceline !0OBUefU/4k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #305,329
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #305,453
"your boobs are fun size"
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #305,454
"Can I ring the bell so people will clap as you walk out?"
I was in the social security office cancelling my job-seeker benefit. I was like... o_O
I was in the social security office cancelling my job-seeker benefit. I was like... o_O
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #305,455
A girl told be I was beautiful or lovley, or wonderful, something girly like that than kissed me on the cheek and hugged me.
I have never felt so happy in Texas.
but then.... I hate life, I hate doing what i do
I have never felt so happy in Texas.
but then.... I hate life, I hate doing what i do
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #305,474
"I missed you and I love you."
dreamworks !k36EljOEVQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #305,478
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #305,491
astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #305,495
today?
nothing.
i;m bad at taking compliments.
nothing.
i;m bad at taking compliments.
DXMEOWTH joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #305,551
@305,285 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
What do they have at that place anyway? My mom has a gift card for it, but there's none down here in San Diego. I know where some are at in LA though.
What do they have at that place anyway? My mom has a gift card for it, but there's none down here in San Diego. I know where some are at in LA though.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,687
"You're not depressed."
I should have been happy to hear that but I wasn't.
I should have been happy to hear that but I wasn't.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,697
People around me where universally in a bad mood today.
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,701
Nobody's said anything to me.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,702
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,703
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,704
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,705
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,706
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,707
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I have 2 words for you.
>
> I'm gay
Wow what a time to come out of the closet
> I have 2 words for you.
>
> I'm gay
Wow what a time to come out of the closet
Marceline !0OBUefU/4k replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,710
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,711
Marceline !0OBUefU/4k replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,712
Good. Hurt my ankle with a jar though. D:@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,713
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,719
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,721
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,724
one of the residents asked me to marry him. I told him that he was thinking straight because all of the cranberry juice went to his head.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,732
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,749
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,752
It wasn't today but I was once told "Just hurry up and get cancer."
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,767
My boss was like "you're on the internet too much. You're fired, pack up your desk."
Best thing I heard all year
Best thing I heard all year
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,768
"Mark, I need your help!"
-Cute asian girl who sits next to me in Logic.
-Cute asian girl who sits next to me in Logic.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,769
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,770
@previous (D)
You are illogical. Also she has this cute accent so it sounds like "Maahrk" and it's so cute.
You are illogical. Also she has this cute accent so it sounds like "Maahrk" and it's so cute.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,771
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,772
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,773
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #305,783
My girlfriend complimented my ass when I got out of bed this morning. Then I turned around and she complimented my dick. It was a good morning.
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #306,082
"Fuck off."
Anonymous T double-posted this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #306,085
@305,783 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. they wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet £20000 in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill.
After doing my cock in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000£ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you will do your whole life.
Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures, fag.
I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. they wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet £20000 in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill.
After doing my cock in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000£ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you will do your whole life.
Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures, fag.
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