Topic: I want to conquer the world.

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #18,271

Give all the idiots a brand new religion. Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil. Promote equality with all of my decisions... with a quick blink of the eye and a 'God you must be joking!'

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Janitor Rick !!zwz8aZ+1H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #304,391

We all do. Most men do: it is natural. The question is, how will you do it? I plan to open an international chain of profitable language schools, making myself a multi-billionaire. Then I shall use money to control the world!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #304,401

@previous (Janitor Rick !!zwz8aZ+1H)
...and then wake up in your moms basement

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #304,525

@previous (C)
*wake up passed out on mom's couch

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #304,663

The world's already been conquered... by Aliens!

If you truly intend to conquer the world, better plan on conquering the Aliens first.

Minichan