Minichan

Topic: Looks like it's just Cutie Pie now (postmortem is single)

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 14 years ago #18,202

got broken up with.

some factoids:

1. she breaks up with me at 12:50 am, while 2 hours earlier stating she loves me, the only reason I'm up this late is because I like to say goodnight to her. (I'm up because I'm a good fucking boyfriend)

2. We had a concert we were going to on Friday, this fucking Friday, I have no one to take now. tickets were like 60 dollars a piece, not a lot, but still. sucks.

3. I cry a little bit, not even like sobbing, I just sniffle for a moment. she starts laughing at me. In fact she acts pretty nonchalant about the entire thing.

IN SHORT: I realized that my girlfriend is a spoiled brat, who doesn't deserve me, and is also kind of a cunt piece of shit.

However, I still feel awful.

someone comfort me please?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #303,470

It's okay, you'll get through this. We're here for you!

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,471

@previous (B)

Thanks that really means a lot.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,476

> I realized that my girlfriend is a spoiled brat
> who doesn't deserve me
Oh, the ironing... and in just one sentence!
New record!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,479

@OP
Women are very good liars. Almost ever women has about 20 different deceptions going with their men. Saying "I love you" means nothing to them. It's just a tool.

Look at the facts. Women cheat more than men, but come clean at a far lower rate.

You are lucky to be out of this relationship. You should have hit her when she laughed at you (in the stomach). That's an aggressive act, and you would have been justified. Fuck her best friend, sister, or mother.

Welcome to the single life, enjoy it. Get some pussy and slam some cervical wall. It always makes me feel better to see that mixture of pleasure and pain.

Anonymous E double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,480

One more thing, you can't expect someone to stay with you because you have plans. That's dishonest. It's something a woman would do, but its not right.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,493

@previous (E)

It's the fact that she broke up with me so extremely close to the date, and also that earlier in the day we'd discussed going. I wish she would've given me a week or whatever. Or just waited until like right after the concert.

Janitor Rick !!zwz8aZ+1H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,495

Women are evil. Just treat them all like fuckdolls and you will be happier, my friend. My condolences.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,496

@303,493 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Well, most women are sociopaths, man.

Look at it as an opportunity. Make a post on craiglist an offer the ticket for any lady willing to accompany you.

Just be careful, it's possible she'll take it then try to bang some dude's for drinks. Expect that so you arent disappointed. Maybe you'll get lucky and meet a cool chick.

Anonymous E double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,497

@303,495 (Janitor Rick !!zwz8aZ+1H)

> Women are evil. Just treat them all like fuckdolls and you will be happier, my friend. My condolences.

You put yourself at risk any time you allow a woman to take your seed. I'd be wary of chicks wanting to get a baby daddy to support her. Always cum on tits, face, or fuck them in the ass like I do (with strangers).

Janitor Rick !!zwz8aZ+1H replied with this 14 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,498

@previous (E)
I always cum in the girlanus.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,503

@previous (Janitor Rick !!zwz8aZ+1H)
And when you say girl, you do mean "girl", amirite?

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,504

@previous (D)
You are taking that out of context. What does shit have to do with sex, weirdo?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,546

This confirms the theory that all women are cunts.

dreamworks !k36EljOEVQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,589

idc

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,590

So much angst and unjustifiable extrapolation in this thread.

$.jpg !YGrsehnh6M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,592

Externally hosted imageAnimated.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,634

so much beta turned alpha in this thread

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,645

This thread makes men and women look bad. I guess we're all just horrible people. :/

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,693

@303,590 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lolthis

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 36 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,734

@303,498 (Janitor Rick !!zwz8aZ+1H)
Who is Matt?
:

Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.