Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#18,194
There are two men sitting at a table (not by choice). Nothing in the background is visible. Just two men, their chairs, and a table. A mysterious power presents them with one banana each. A voice from nowhere orders the two men to eat the bananas while looking each other in the eye. If they break eye contact, they will be torn into puzzle pieces.
Feeling awkward, the men proceed to eat bananas while looking at each other. After what seemed like hours, they finished. The air around them swirls into a vicious tornado, engulfing the table. The man then realizes that there was never another person, and instead, he was looking into a mirror. He had never seen his reflection before, because he was born in a solid concrete room and never left it for any point in his life up until the table/banana incident.
The mirror shattered into tiny pieces. The pieces turned into leeches, which proceeded to suck on the man's face. "Robin Williams is a shitty actor!" the man cried. Suddenly, hundreds of long red worms spurted out of his nostrils. After exiting, they twisted around one another and formed a rope. "Climb," the mysterious voice told the man.
The rope went to nowhere, but the man climbed anyway. The rope eventually disintegrated, and he fell into an endless pit. "Well, this sucks."
Then he woke up, and realized he was lying on his couch the whole time, and none of this ever happened.