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Topic: Dammit. I've lost a fuck buddy

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 14 years ago #18,172

She was great, but has met someone who "wants a relationship." i don't buy it, i think it was a ruse.

Don't worry, i escaped. But dammit, she was reliable :c

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later[^] [v] #302,992

does she have a sister

PEDOSAURUS REX joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #302,993

So, I want to ask her a question.

How did the inside of squeegee's asshole feel like?

astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #302,994

> slut

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #302,998

@302,992 (B)
Indeed
@302,993 (PEDOSAURUS REX)
Like golden velvet
@previous (astromermaid)
I prefer gentleman bachelor about town.

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,000

> not a virgin
sorry, slut.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,001

@302,998 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
have sex with her parents then

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,004

It's a ruse to force you into a relationship with her. Fuckbuddies never work out. Ever. Sorry, bud.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,005

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Pretty much this.

Though it is possible to keep it going for a while. You will master the skill of prolonging with time bud.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,008

@previous (F)
@303,004 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I met her 3ish months ago at a christmas party. Fun while it lasted but, but she's too outgoing for my tastes. She needs endless activities. Like the chick in all the high school clubs.

Fun for a bit, but super exhausting. I like to be "off" from time to time. Need to find a woman who isn't trying to be a social climber. How many junior league balls do you need to go to, christ.

I think once tuxedos got involved i should've seen it coming.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 49 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,009

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Is she on Ritalin?

green !YzDEWwv9Z2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,010

Isn't thay what most relationships are? Buy them gifts, go on dates just for sex? Oh god. I love her. I don't care about sex more than once a day. I love her.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,014

@previous (green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
You should for fun calculate this:

Amount of money spend on girl friend per year / Amount of times you can fuck her

See what works out cheaper, a hooker or a girlfriend.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,015

@303,009 (F)
Nah, not that i knew of. But i could tell she misses school with all the sorority parties and school clubs and whatnot.

Also she's a planner, her weekends are scheduled... I'm much more of a spontaneous person. Her endless list of activities and things to do (such as sunday 1-2 lunch with parents, 2-5 shopping at the mall, meet friends for dinner and drinks at 6 and then home by 9 becuase she needs to drop off dry cleaning by 7am.

I was like... Okay...

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,016

@303,014 (F)
I've made this calculation. Honestly it's about even. Girlfriend = hookers. Math doesn't lie.

green !YzDEWwv9Z2 replied with this 14 years ago, 47 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,017

@303,014 (F)
I will so this when I am sober. I think my I would spend less money on my girlfriend. I spend most of my money on dvds.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,024

@previous (green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
can i be you girlfriend? :o

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,029

@previous (astromermaid)
-.-
i always capitalize my I's in the middle of sentences
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,031

@303,016 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I'd like to see your calculation in greater detail.

@303,017 (green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
So we will never know then?

@303,024 (astromermaid)
You're way too expensive for him, he is on benefits for fuck sake.

Anonymous F double-posted this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #303,032

@303,029 (astromermaid)
fake carebear detected

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,038

@previous (F)
not too good of a cb detector if you didn't already know i could never say something like that
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,044

@303,000 (astromermaid)
> unreasonably high expectations
Fuck off.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,048

@303,038 (astromermaid)
please stop impersonating carebear or i will report you

$.jpg !YGrsehnh6M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,049

@303,044 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> joined thread just to tell someone to fuck off
> that someone isn't leonidas

dude...

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,050

@previous ($.jpg !YGrsehnh6M)
> 2012
> being surprised at fake_anon replying to every single carebear post
> facepalm.png

$.jpg !YGrsehnh6M replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,051

@previous (F)
surprise != disappoint

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,052

@303,049 ($.jpg !YGrsehnh6M)
> implying leonidas would title a thread including words fuck buddy and not also desperately seeking.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,053

@303,051 ($.jpg !YGrsehnh6M)
either way bro

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,054

@303,050 (F)
Not my fault that everything she types is fucking retarded and infuriating.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,058

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i didnt claim you were at fault
you're being baited and can't control yourself
its ok bro, once the hormones are done raging inside you
you will feel much better, this will prolly happen when you turn 13

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,061

@303,054 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
u mad grumpy bur

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,064

@303,058 (F)
Shit, I still have 14 more years of this shit. :(

@previous (astromermaid)
FUCK YOU.

$.jpg !YGrsehnh6M replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,066

@303,052 (A)
watch out, he might call you a soulless construct under the guise of a poster~

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,067

@303,064 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
kill yourself grumpy bur

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,071

@previous (astromermaid)
Why do you hate me?

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #303,073

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What the hell do you want?! Can't you just fuck off already? I came here asking for help and you give me nothing but bullshit, irrelevant, worthless replies. Just count your blessings that I'm not an admin, or else you and your posts would be gone in a fucking heartbeat.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,080

@previous (astromermaid)

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,085

@previous (F)
Will you shut the fuck up, you fucking piece of shit! ?! Fuck you, troll, fuck you!! 
Jesus Christ in my life, you are a piece of shit!!
Nobody seems to like you for the shit you do,  fuckin' pointin' out who's the retard and who's the troll - fuck it all! I'm sick of it! I

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,086

Image went missing@previous (astromermaid)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,087

@303,080 (F)
@303,085 (astromermaid)
Dammit!@ both of you!
I'm grieving over a terrible loss! Her pussy was so tight.
You don't even understand.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,092

Image went missing@303,085 (astromermaid)

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,094

Image went missing@303,087 (A)
If you'd gotten her to steam her pussy with herbs like south american girls do it wouldve been even tighter, imagine that and enjoy your loss!

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,101

@previous (F)
Well, south american girls gave us the Brazilian wax. They sure know what they're doing. Hard to believe that Brazil has the world most advanced pussy technology.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,104

Image went missing@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
innit

green !YzDEWwv9Z2 replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,125

@303,024 (astromermaid)
Oh god no. I am a one girl guy.

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,130

@previous (green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
you know you want to green

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,148

Image went missing@OP
You're welcome.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,152

@previous (F)
Thanks, but i'm planning on going out this weekend.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,163

Image went missing@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,171

@previous (F)
The best thing to use is charm.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,173

Image went missing@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
What if you lack charm or any social skills like all posters here?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,179

@previous (F)
Hookers like everyone!

Also: sauce

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,180

Image went missing@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I give you gold today and you dare to ask me for sauce?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,183

Image went missing@previous (F)
weeb_reaction_image.jpg

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,185

@303,180 (F)
Dammit, i just want to see those spectacular tits and her face.
I love faces.
Chick with cute faces are my fetish :3

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,187

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
damnit i keep reading this as 'feces'

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,188

Image went missing@303,183 (B)
fuck you

@303,185 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
hrm like this?

Anonymous F double-posted this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,190

Image went missing@303,187 (B)
go away

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,192

@303,187 (B)
Sup MAtt.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,193

Image went missing@303,185 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
what about bums?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,195

@303,188 (F)
Yes, but cuter and likely blonde.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,201

@303,193 (F)
Don't get me wrong, i love a nice ass. Infact, nice ass > nice tits.

No, i'm lying. I can't say that. Nice ass = nice tits. I'm just a sucker for a pretty face.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 11 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,202

@303,195 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Blondes aren't my thing. Sorry man.

Anonymous F double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,205

Image went missing@303,201 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
The tits that go with dat ass are these.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,223

@303,202 (F)
That's okay. No one is perfect.
@previous (F)
You're a pretty cool guy, anon f

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,231

Image went missing@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Thanks man. Also here's her face, just so you know. And yes you're also an ok guy, I know you've been fishing for compliments all day.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,572

PROTIP: Women make terrible fuck buddies.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,577

Externally hosted image@previous (K)

Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,579

@previous (F)
Obviously you've never induldged in fuck buddy relationships with members of both sexes, as I have.

A man enters into a fuck buddy relationship for sex without complications.

A woman enters into a fuck buddy relationship to introduce complications later.

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,582

@previous (K)
But I'm not a homo!

Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #303,585

@previous (F)
Homo implies monosexuality, which is self-imposed delusion. Not a homo/is a homo; Both lies meant to limit ourselves.
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