Topic: Minitweet: I now have a white girlfriend.

PEDOSAURUS REX started this discussion 14 years ago #18,159

How the fuck did that happen? Lol.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 minutes later[^] [v] #302,753

@OP
Are you black?

PEDOSAURUS REX (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #302,754

@previous (B)
Mentally black.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,771

@previous (PEDOSAURUS REX)
i daww'd

green !YzDEWwv9Z2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,773

I have brazilian!

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,774

@previous (green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
your sack doesnt count bud

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,777

> have a girlfriend
> post on minichan
Pick one.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,778

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> projecting

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,785

@previous (C)
Prove me wrong. Get a girlfriend and keep posting on minichan.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,786

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I know I'm sure trying!

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,790

@302,785 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Implying I'm not writing this reply whilst getting a rimjob.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,810

@previous (C)
Rimjobs are gay. You can be a Homo and post on minichan, but you can't be in a heterosexual relationship and post here.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,815

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Come back after Carebear gave you your first prostate massage.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,818

@previous (C)
Stop harassing me.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,820

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Stop denying you're a flaming homosexual.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,823

@previous (C)
When have I ever denied that?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,827

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm sure you did at some point. All faggots have a denial period. I know because I am a huge faggot.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,828

@previous (C)
Knew it. My gaydar was right on the money. Wanna go out on a non-gay homosexual date sometime?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,830

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 37 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,831

@previous (C)
Fucking faggot.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,832

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,833

@previous (C)
Looks like Hitler is floundering a bit there.

green !YzDEWwv9Z2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,842

@302,774 (C)
> sack
Of what. I'm allergic to nuts.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,854

@302,832 (C)
He looks upset. In this situation. He is what we call a "saurtrout".

I'll post more shitty fish puns as I think of them.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,916

@302,785 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I have a girlfriend and I'm still posting. I have to admit that it is difficult to keep posting here, though.

astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,922

@302,815 (C)
i make him clean his butt just the way i clean my butt
we are the supreme super duper clean butt team
thanks

@302,854 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
luff u gurmps

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,927

@previous (astromermaid)
You like puns?

Time for me to stop using them.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,929

@302,777 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Okay, I pick have a girlfriend.

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,930

@302,927 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol'd.
read that like this guys caption.. PIC RELATED

how is my lovely gurmpie burmpies today?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,938

@302,929 (I)
Then leave minichan.

@previous (astromermaid)
I'm going to pretend you don't exist from here on out.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 35 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,939

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Make me.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,949

@302,930 (astromermaid)
@302,938 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Get a room already you two rascals.

@previous (I)
You're not even the real carebear, impostor.

PEDOSAURUS REX (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,968

Whoa. The hell is goin' on in here?

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,971

@302,949 (C)
I didn't say that I was, you oaf.

$.jpg !YGrsehnh6M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,972

@302,968 (PEDOSAURUS REX)
Fake anon's in denial.

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,973

@previous ($.jpg !YGrsehnh6M)
this

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,975

@previous (astromermaid)
Did you get my PM?

It conveys my secret feelings for you.

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,977

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
nope

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,980

@previous (astromermaid)
shit. who did I send it to then?

ok it said "I hate you" like 100 times.

$.jpg !YGrsehnh6M replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,984

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
confirmed tsundere

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,985

@previous ($.jpg !YGrsehnh6M)
Stop with that weeaboo shit.

$.jpg !YGrsehnh6M replied with this 14 years ago, 34 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,986

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nah, bro. Nah.

astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 12 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,987

@302,980 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you dont need to put up a front

PEDOSAURUS REX (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,997

@302,972 ($.jpg !YGrsehnh6M)
@302,973 (astromermaid)
Well, that's just unfortunate.

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