Topic: What's your masturbation routine?
Foramaster 2000 !2tNreTm6c6 started this discussion 14 years ago #18,124
There is this girl, a colleague of mine, who I am in love with. I'm absolutely in shock everytime I see her. But she already has a boyfriend. So, I just got onto her facebook and downloaded a bunch of pictures of her, enlarge them, and masturbate to them. Is that stalking? Could I get into trouble for that?
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #302,421
Oh, this thread again
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #302,424
Well I usually start by shutting my door, and then I'll throw a couple towels at the door's base to block any noises so my flatmates don't hear, then I sit down in my chair with a blanket nearby just incase somebody decides to walk in, so that I can just throw it over myself quickly, then I take my shirt and pants off, load up Tor, go to a certain site that starts with lol and ends with city, grab some lube, and take my time for a good 20 minutes. When I feel like I'm almost done I'll grab an old used towel, finish on that then wipe my hands clean. The towel just goes in the washing machine next time I do a load, no pun intended.
dreamworks !k36EljOEVQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,512
yes. yes.
astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,516
> hate masturbating after realizing my first close call of sexual experience was nothing like porn
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,519
inb4 the video of that japanese guy who runs by women and cums on them while he runs
skills
skills
Anonymous F double-posted this 14 years ago, 35 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,520
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,523
@302,516 (astromermaid)
Porn isn't exactly how sex is in real life? No fucking shit.
Also your first sexual experience was a result of horrifically bad judgement, so of course it sucked.
I hate you.
Porn isn't exactly how sex is in real life? No fucking shit.
Also your first sexual experience was a result of horrifically bad judgement, so of course it sucked.
I hate you.
astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 56 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,562
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,565
Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,567
> get kitchen towel
> search for gay bear porn (Which I've seen almost 1000 times)
> fap
> cum on kitchen town
> feel shame
> search for gay bear porn (Which I've seen almost 1000 times)
> fap
> cum on kitchen town
> feel shame
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,569
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,570
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,571
@302,565 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@302,565 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Holy shit stop with your stupid fucking implications.
>
> Please die.
Mark has a hard time expressing himself to females honestly. I'll start translating his posts to say what he really means.
> I wish this were true so much.
>
> I love you.
@302,565 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Holy shit stop with your stupid fucking implications.
>
> Please die.
Mark has a hard time expressing himself to females honestly. I'll start translating his posts to say what he really means.
> I wish this were true so much.
>
> I love you.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,572
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,573
@302,571 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
No I honestly am not interested in Carebear.
@previous (K)
Not mad. You are so dumb for real.
No I honestly am not interested in Carebear.
@previous (K)
Not mad. You are so dumb for real.
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,576
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #302,578
@302,573 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Again, I'll have to fix Mark's post to convey his honest feelings.
> No I honestly am not interested in Carebear.
=
> I love Carebear so much.
Again, I'll have to fix Mark's post to convey his honest feelings.
> No I honestly am not interested in Carebear.
=
> I love Carebear so much.
