Topic: OH SHIT! What do I do???

Janitor Rick !!zwz8aZ+1H started this discussion 14 years ago #18,040

I am the night janitor at a very large corporate office building. When I am cleaning, I am the only one there. I usually leave just before the employees get there in the morning. Well, I have been playing a little trick on them. I masturbate and ejaculate on the chairs of the female employees. I know, I know, it is weird, but it turns me on. Well, little known to me, my sperm has been impregnating them!! It is a very large company, so over the course of a couple of weeks, I impregnated 487 women!!! It is a big scandal, and all of their husbands think they are cheating on them. Well, they did a DNA test and discovered it was me!! Now the court has told me that I must pay child support for all 487 women, and some of them had twins!! What the hell am I going to do???

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #301,420

fuck off

Ferus !ffFezFerus joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #301,421

Post on minichan obviously.
@OP you should post again.

adam jensen joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #301,433

great thread op congratulations

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #301,437

You could stop trolling and all these problems will go away.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #301,444

pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #301,449

@OP
Shtick?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 41 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #301,453

When this happened to me i killed myself. It should work for you too, OP.

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