Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#18,036
I used to go swimming a lot as a child, the place had these little cubicles that you locked yourself into while changing. I remember that every time I went to the swimming pool (probably once a fortnight or something) as a child, I used to dry myself, get dressed and then piss all over the cubical. All over where you put your clothes, the walls, just blasted everything with piss. I must have done this hundreds of times and thinking back I'm not sure why, I think I found it funny in a sick kind of way. Is this normal childhood behavior?
Child Photography joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#301,389
When I was maybe 8 or 9 I used to walk down to the local primary school a lot after school to play on the playground by myself seeing as it was only like 2 minutes away, it was a pretty middle-of-nowhere place, not many residents. Well one day this girl I had a crush on left her jumper behind and I spotted it on the bark while I was playing all alone on the monkey bars, not entirely sure why but I got an erection so I grabbed it and walked to this spot between two water tanks and a wooden fence where no one could see me and got naked and started rubbing this sweater against my penis for a good ten minutes until I get paranoid someone would find me and put my clothes back on. So I hid the thing under a school classroom, it was set on wooden slats so you could crawl under there if you really wanted to. For the next few weeks I would return after school and rub the jumper against my penis until one day I just stopped for no apparent reason and threw the jumper on the roof. I could never come or anything, but it felt pretty good
Is this normal child behavior?
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#301,398
once, for the lulz, I peed all over the bathroom floor at this park program they used to have when i was like 8. then i threw the roll of toiler paper in the toilet.
it was like a place for parents to drop off their kids in the day during summer. sort of like summer camp but not as like... permanent since your parents picked you up every day.
I never did anything bad as a kid, and screaming at the top of your lungs at a group of 8 year olds isn't going to make the one that actually did something wrong step forward. the counselor was like 15 years old, lol.
I blamed it on a kid I didn't like (who turned out to be a humongous douchebag in high school) and he got grilled for it. They made such a huge fucking deal about it, I may have taken a moment to stop being scared shitless and fess up if they weren't so enraged by my own urine.
"SOMEONE THREW ALL THE TOILET PAPER IN THE TOILET AND PEED ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!!!"
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Donald Trump (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 21 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#301,621
Bump.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#301,627
i liked trapping cats all over my town in cages and covering the cement in front of park benches with automotive epoxy, and when old ladies were feeding the birds id release all the cats id collected over the last 48 hours on the birds while they were stuck to the cement.
tl;dr
hungry cats + stuck birds + old ladies watching = big lulz
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#302,034
When I was a young lad of about 7, I layed this beach towel with a Hulu dancer on my parents bed then mimicked sex with it for a few seconds. Then I felt extremely guilty because my grandfather in heaven was watching me + all the Angels, too.
I felt bad for weeks.
Anonymous F double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#302,037