Topic: FAO: Becky, r04r, Girl, Salty, other females
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #17,925
Will you have sex with me?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #300,282
I am eagerly awaiting your reply. Please respond.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,285
ask them what they're wearing
i'm curious myself.
i'm curious myself.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,287
> Girl
> female
minimum_trolling.crd
> female
minimum_trolling.crd
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 47 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,288
Celia Wiggins !!vCLg5KD+c joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,303
> imply real girls post on a chan
? claim not to be Autistic
? claim not to be Autistic
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,315
@previous (Celia Wiggins !!vCLg5KD+c)
So you admit that all those times you were harassing alleged females to show their assholes, you were actually requesting that men expose to you their anuses? Wow. You are one massive homosexual.
So you admit that all those times you were harassing alleged females to show their assholes, you were actually requesting that men expose to you their anuses? Wow. You are one massive homosexual.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,317
astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,326
I am a very attractive female, what do you have to offer in return?
Lawrence joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,327
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,333
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,336
Rule number whatever: There are no females on the internet. All who claim to be female are trolling.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #300,339
Wow this wasn't me. I'm suprised
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,344
FAO: OP
no, sorry
no, sorry
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,345
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,350
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,351
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,354
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,355
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,356
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,358
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,359
@300,355 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
To be fair, its true. I do nothing g that really needs cognitive capacity.
To be fair, its true. I do nothing g that really needs cognitive capacity.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,367
astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,368
astromermaid double-posted this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,369
@300,358 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
> implying i dont have more money than everyone on minichan combined
> implying i dont have more money than everyone on minichan combined
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,370
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,372
astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,374
@300,370 (A)
yeah, fuck you. all you are is impure damaged goods.
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
no. 1. what handle would i know you by?
2. no you're missing the point
yeah, fuck you. all you are is impure damaged goods.
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
no. 1. what handle would i know you by?
2. no you're missing the point
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #300,375
@previous (astromermaid)
When I say experienced it means I've had a few girlfriends and that we've worked at sex with each other so I generally know what I'm doing. It doesn't mean I've had over 100 one night stands.
Oh astromermaid, won't you sleep with me? It will be fun I promise. I'm good at massage too.
When I say experienced it means I've had a few girlfriends and that we've worked at sex with each other so I generally know what I'm doing. It doesn't mean I've had over 100 one night stands.
Oh astromermaid, won't you sleep with me? It will be fun I promise. I'm good at massage too.
astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,376
@previous (A)
yeah.
it doesnt matter. i refuse to be deflowered by a man who would treat my virginity as another number to his fuck list.
> good at massage
yeah, trust me. i've gotten than before. you probably suck at it and would end up raping me because my butthole would be the cleanest thing you've ever encountered.
yeah.
it doesnt matter. i refuse to be deflowered by a man who would treat my virginity as another number to his fuck list.
> good at massage
yeah, trust me. i've gotten than before. you probably suck at it and would end up raping me because my butthole would be the cleanest thing you've ever encountered.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,379
@previous (astromermaid)
Oh you're a virgin? ...Carry on then. Breaking someone's virginity is too tricky. The first time you have sex isn't really good anyway.
I'm actually amazing at massage. Everyone says so. I'm not lieing about that one.
Oh you're a virgin? ...Carry on then. Breaking someone's virginity is too tricky. The first time you have sex isn't really good anyway.
I'm actually amazing at massage. Everyone says so. I'm not lieing about that one.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,380
@300,376 (astromermaid)
I'll take your virginity for you. I won't think of it as number. I dont count virgins.
I'll take your virginity for you. I won't think of it as number. I dont count virgins.
astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,383
@previous (M)
you really think i'd let some unemployed loser that makes topics on minichan asking for sex............................. take away my virginity?
> ishygddt
you really think i'd let some unemployed loser that makes topics on minichan asking for sex............................. take away my virginity?
> ishygddt
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,387
@previous (astromermaid)
What if I backtraced your IP address and triangulated your location and drove all the way to where you lived and rented a house in the neighberhood and gradually befriended you through casual conversation in passing until you were sufficiently attracted to me enough to begin openly flirting with me and then I went and asked you out and we became a couple and I lied and said I was a virgin whilst simultaneously acting like a cool guy and then over time I gain your trust enough until one night we're together and you've been drinking a bit and you say you're ready so we get on the bed and I take it slow, touching and kissing you until you're receptive and then I put it in your virgin hole in the missionairy position and break your hymen and then we continue to have amazing sex resulting in a joint climax but little did you know I've been filming the whole thing with a camera hidden amongst some things at the corner of the room and then I upload the video to a porn site under the title 'ameteur virgin gets fucked' and then I post the link for all of Minichan to see?
What then?
What if I backtraced your IP address and triangulated your location and drove all the way to where you lived and rented a house in the neighberhood and gradually befriended you through casual conversation in passing until you were sufficiently attracted to me enough to begin openly flirting with me and then I went and asked you out and we became a couple and I lied and said I was a virgin whilst simultaneously acting like a cool guy and then over time I gain your trust enough until one night we're together and you've been drinking a bit and you say you're ready so we get on the bed and I take it slow, touching and kissing you until you're receptive and then I put it in your virgin hole in the missionairy position and break your hymen and then we continue to have amazing sex resulting in a joint climax but little did you know I've been filming the whole thing with a camera hidden amongst some things at the corner of the room and then I upload the video to a porn site under the title 'ameteur virgin gets fucked' and then I post the link for all of Minichan to see?
What then?
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,388
Holy crap this is a sad long drawn out thread.
astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,389
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,392
@previous (astromermaid)
You seem like you have a fair bit of money on you, how much would you be willing to wager on that?
You seem like you have a fair bit of money on you, how much would you be willing to wager on that?
Anonymous B !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,393
> this thread
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,395
post pix of yourself OP
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,397
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,412
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 46 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,419
@300,376 (astromermaid)
> yeah.
> it doesnt matter. i refuse to be deflowered by a man who would treat my virginity as another number to his fuck list.
Nobody says this: i went to the electronic store today and i... i refuse to buy a product from anyone who is a good salesman who sees me as just another sales score. i want to buy one from a horrible salesman who is nervous, honest, unconfident and never sold anything and will lose his job if he doesn't sell to me.
Unless everything that most people find charming, looks to you like the bullshit that it is, then you will fall for whoever provokes your amygdala (brain region) using all the genetically programmed triggers.
> yeah.
> it doesnt matter. i refuse to be deflowered by a man who would treat my virginity as another number to his fuck list.
Nobody says this: i went to the electronic store today and i... i refuse to buy a product from anyone who is a good salesman who sees me as just another sales score. i want to buy one from a horrible salesman who is nervous, honest, unconfident and never sold anything and will lose his job if he doesn't sell to me.
Unless everything that most people find charming, looks to you like the bullshit that it is, then you will fall for whoever provokes your amygdala (brain region) using all the genetically programmed triggers.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,427
I am indisputably a very attractive female, and I am curious why it's been so long since you've had sex? Why don't you have a girlfriend; are you that unattractive? What's wrong with you?
Child Photograpy (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,439
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,441
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,449
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,462
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,467
Nobody will have sex with you Mara.
Ishikawa !g0GnGzaYbM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,540
nolol
Anonymous Q replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,560
> Will you have sex with me?
I think the person Girl would.
I think the person Girl would.
astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #300,691
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #300,696
> other femalesDoes this question apply to me, too?