Topic: My life has improved 100% since moving to Chinaâ„¢, fora.
Fargo Mayor !!OQvCf9QmV started this discussion 14 years ago#17,900
1. I have lost tons of weight and gotten in shape.
2. The food is great.
3. I have great friends and colleagues.
4. I have an active social life: I do something social, outside of the flat, almost every night, if not every night.
5. I am getting with lots of women.
6. I ride a scooter around this giant city, facing the toughest traffic in the world, and prevailing.
7. I am wealthy.
8. I have friends, an adoptive family, great food, great wine and drink, and love.
9. And most importantly, I have you, fora! I love you!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#300,024
@OP
A couple of months ago, you were a 37 year old unemployed manchild living with your mother. Now, you're a 38 year old working a job meant for undergrads in their 20s, and you only got that job thanks to a pamphlet your father gave you.
louisanafags joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#300,027
good stay their we don't want you
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#300,028
@previous (louisanafags) > stay their
You didn't use the right word they're, friend.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#300,029
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,086
What are we playing ITT? Expel the intruder? Find the one true statement from the 9 listed?
They all look like bullshit to me. No pics, and the ones posted were stolen (lol GHOUL all over again)... why isn't this bejing shtick a bannable offense by now?
r04r !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,089
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
He's actually been posting from Chinese IPs, so either he suddenly pulled some brains out of his ass and learned to proxy properly or is actually there. Going on his track record of being retarded, he's probably in china.
However, @OP I'll just post this here because you figured it was clever to start ignoring PMs sent by the administration: I'm going to start deleting your excessive shtick topics again, and if I have to spend more than 10 minutes/week on you it's time for a ban again.
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TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,092
@previous (r04r !GETFUCKED)
I'm not saying he's not in china, but all this "I'm wealthy" "I ride around on a scooter" etc. etc. shit is fake and beyond gay and it's getting hard to filter all this shtick and browse normal threads.
r04r !GETFUCKED replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,093
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
It's annoying me as well, and I try to clean it up when I see it, but if something is missed feel free to report it so someone of the staff at least has a look at it.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,101
> move to second world country > call self wealthy
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,114
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,197
Sounds wonderful except for all the chinamen. Have you taken any slaves captive yet? It's your right as a wealthy white man to take as many as you can and your duty to civilize them and turn them christian. Don't be afraid of the whip, chinamen have think skin and hardly feel it.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,284
@OP > 3. I have great friends and colleagues > colleagues
You are not an academic or a scholar.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,286
I couldn't stand to be in a place where every dick is a China dick. I imagine this is the only reason you're getting laid so much.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,295
I have my doubts that an old overweight alcoholic that repulses women is going to clubs and getting with attractive young women.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,298
@previous (M)
He won't get any pussy in this lifetime.
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,301
@300,295 (M)
Well I did too at first. But then I remembered China dick is absolutely the worst dick on THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET. As hideous as he is, I imagine fatfuck's got something the bottoms over there need desperately.
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 23 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,302
@300,298 (C)
Indeed. It sounds like something out of a China fairy tale.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,307
@300,301 (L)
Matt's father is holding his hand, metaphorically speaking, during his entire trip. What a loser LOL
Celia Wiggins !!vCLg5KD+c (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 37 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,308
@300,286 (L)
Probably lol but that is ok! I will take it any way I can!
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 52 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,310
@300,307 (C)
Prolly why he sent the loser to fucking China. So he'd actually have a chance at getting laid.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,311
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,313
I find it even funnier that when you raise doubts about his China trip he gets all offended and resorts to name calling and acts like you should believe him with no proof at all just based on his word.
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,316
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,323
@300,295 (M)
actually i've heard that americans kinda roll like rock-stars in places like Thailand and China
they just assume you've got a lot of money
no, in a third world country you can pull shit tons of attractive young women. As a white man american man.
and don't forget the cheap whores.
really
DM could live like Nero
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,357
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
I know but he said he hooked up with a young Jewish woman. Jew = not a poor chink = smart enough to have better
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,360
@previous (M)
oh, i think he just got a vpn. I'm saying in theory.
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,373
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Frankly I don't buy the story at all. What would an attractive young woman want with Matt of all people? First he said that he fingered her under a blanket in some kind of club, which I find extremely unbelievable, what woman is going to want to be fingered by Matt in a public place? He then said he would elaborate on the story in the morning and never did. Then he claimed to have had sex with her, now he's saying she's going to stay over tonight and he's going to count her girlfarts. I think it's pretty sad that he goes to the extent of making up a girlfriend.
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squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#300,378