Topic: What if Chris-chan impregnated a woman?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #17,872
Let's humor ourselves here for a while and say that Chris-chan finally managed to lose his virginity to actual woman, but on his first time, he accidentally impregnates her. Now let's say that this girl was a Catholic and believed abortion to be an abomination of God. How would future events unfold throughout the pregnancy and child birth? Will Chris-chan be allowed to see his newborn? If he was allowed to name the child. What would he name it? Sonichu?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #299,749
I'm so sick of these fucking What-if? threads. Fuck off.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,751
this is dumb
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,756
The antichrist would be risen.
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@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Lick my asshole you fat sack of shit. Everything you contribute is absolute garbage and spam.
Lick my asshole you fat sack of shit. Everything you contribute is absolute garbage and spam.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,774
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HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,777
@299,775 (Triptych !AmixTnigGA)
When the anons impersonate Namefag, I counter by impersonating Matt.
When the anons impersonate Namefag, I counter by impersonating Matt.
Triptych !AmixTnigGA replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,778
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #299,791
Not physically possible. His duck is bent in such a way that he is unable to have penetrative sex.
He would have to get his navy into a TRUE AND HONEST sweetheart from the gound-up by other means.
He would have to get his navy into a TRUE AND HONEST sweetheart from the gound-up by other means.
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@OP
Who's Chris-Chan?
Who's Chris-Chan?
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,878
He could have some supervised visits.
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kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,889
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,890
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Just take away his Wilson wrist warmer and you'd probably activate his tard rage to a crazy degree.
Just take away his Wilson wrist warmer and you'd probably activate his tard rage to a crazy degree.
Anonymous B double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,892
@299,889 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Also what would you consider to be your fav Chris video? I like the ones with Bob.
Also what would you consider to be your fav Chris video? I like the ones with Bob.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 13 years ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,897
@previous (B)
I like his open letter to Unilever about Axe and homosexuals, I like his "I'm gay/male lesbian videos they make me laugh so hard, I like the video where he performs his version of cunnilingus,the Amazing atheist,the videos where he washes his hair and it looks horrible both before and after............
To be continued.
I like his open letter to Unilever about Axe and homosexuals, I like his "I'm gay/male lesbian videos they make me laugh so hard, I like the video where he performs his version of cunnilingus,the Amazing atheist,the videos where he washes his hair and it looks horrible both before and after............
To be continued.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,898
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
While that is silly enough I don't think I could handle him for very long. Liquid's a put on and therefore a lot less irritating but trolls will be trolls. Chris's hilarity stems from several different sources but I get the impression that he's very slimey and his hilarity that is contained in his videos is muddled by a lot of really frustrating and overall unsettling mannerisms you don't see captured on tape. Eventually one would become very jaded by handling the manbaby for so long unless that is your thing. I'd especially hate having to accompany him in a court of law.
While that is silly enough I don't think I could handle him for very long. Liquid's a put on and therefore a lot less irritating but trolls will be trolls. Chris's hilarity stems from several different sources but I get the impression that he's very slimey and his hilarity that is contained in his videos is muddled by a lot of really frustrating and overall unsettling mannerisms you don't see captured on tape. Eventually one would become very jaded by handling the manbaby for so long unless that is your thing. I'd especially hate having to accompany him in a court of law.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,902
@previous (B)
that could be very true. please speculate on odd things that happen when he's not filming. Accurate or not, I would love to know what you think.
that could be very true. please speculate on odd things that happen when he's not filming. Accurate or not, I would love to know what you think.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,903
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
A large portion of his time would be spent staring at loading screens on his game consoles, reading emails, pointless drawings, or messing with/re-arranging his playthings. Little of that time is spent preparing any new videos he might upload, using his PS Eye to record them, then perhaps edit them slightly. I suspect a large majority of his time is spent within his room. I also imagine it to be extremely hot, and thus the use of his air-conditioner to be of great importance. The air is probably very stagnant of his own man-sweat but also covered in a thick film of Axe body spray because he doesn't always shower daily. I assume his bed and pillowcases are not cleaned very often so there is a thick layer of sweat which has caused any white linen to brown... That an accompanied by any DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS he has which are also used over from Barb. How he disposes of trash is beyond me, but I get the impression he doesn't eat too often in his room, given it's clutter, but this also adds to his general greasy being.
A typical day would include waking up, checking his PS3 messages/YouTube/emails, then going to eat breakfast of whatever is available at that time. If he goes outside of his room he endangers himself tripping on cat shit. He'll eat something sugary then play games for a few hours, then may take a break to draw more, or indulge in his newest obsessions (his tranny looks being one) and trying to find the right music to express himself in a video. If he gets a costume he will sit around in for awhile and play more video games, eventually taking a lunch break to make a pizza or something. He is probably pretty normal in his filth until he reads something on the internet he doesn't like. What happens when he ventures out is a spawn of something he didn't enjoy, so he'll either a) make a video about it or b) go to PVCC or c) visit Wal-Mart. It depends heavily on his mood. As of late, though, with his legal troubles, I assume he spends a lot of time at home distracting his legal troubles with more ModNation Racers and such. His Tugboat probably got him a Vita and so he'll be distracted with more electronic gaming systems.
A large portion of his time would be spent staring at loading screens on his game consoles, reading emails, pointless drawings, or messing with/re-arranging his playthings. Little of that time is spent preparing any new videos he might upload, using his PS Eye to record them, then perhaps edit them slightly. I suspect a large majority of his time is spent within his room. I also imagine it to be extremely hot, and thus the use of his air-conditioner to be of great importance. The air is probably very stagnant of his own man-sweat but also covered in a thick film of Axe body spray because he doesn't always shower daily. I assume his bed and pillowcases are not cleaned very often so there is a thick layer of sweat which has caused any white linen to brown... That an accompanied by any DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS he has which are also used over from Barb. How he disposes of trash is beyond me, but I get the impression he doesn't eat too often in his room, given it's clutter, but this also adds to his general greasy being.
A typical day would include waking up, checking his PS3 messages/YouTube/emails, then going to eat breakfast of whatever is available at that time. If he goes outside of his room he endangers himself tripping on cat shit. He'll eat something sugary then play games for a few hours, then may take a break to draw more, or indulge in his newest obsessions (his tranny looks being one) and trying to find the right music to express himself in a video. If he gets a costume he will sit around in for awhile and play more video games, eventually taking a lunch break to make a pizza or something. He is probably pretty normal in his filth until he reads something on the internet he doesn't like. What happens when he ventures out is a spawn of something he didn't enjoy, so he'll either a) make a video about it or b) go to PVCC or c) visit Wal-Mart. It depends heavily on his mood. As of late, though, with his legal troubles, I assume he spends a lot of time at home distracting his legal troubles with more ModNation Racers and such. His Tugboat probably got him a Vita and so he'll be distracted with more electronic gaming systems.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,906
@previous (B)
that's a very likely scenario. though I'd like to be near him to encourage the creation of pics, videos, comics, and short stories.
that's a very likely scenario. though I'd like to be near him to encourage the creation of pics, videos, comics, and short stories.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,907
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
You have charms, buspuppie. Although you are out of his age limit that he prefers I'm sure you would treat him right. You would treat us all right as well if he continued to make videos. :P
You have charms, buspuppie. Although you are out of his age limit that he prefers I'm sure you would treat him right. You would treat us all right as well if he continued to make videos. :P
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #300,108
@previous (B)
Actually I'm very close to his actual age, and I don't think he would be that picky irl. Don't say stuff like it, it makes me shy.
Actually I'm very close to his actual age, and I don't think he would be that picky irl. Don't say stuff like it, it makes me shy.