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Topic: Survey suggestions

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx started this discussion 14 years ago #17,844

I recently got a survey in the post from my MP. One of the questions is "What is the most important thing the government could do to improve your life?" Since I'm utterly apathetic about this question, why not have some fun with it?

What should I write in the box, MC?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #299,498

legal monkey ownership

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,499

Oh, and they're also asking what the council could do to improve the area.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,500

Increase the number of topless beaches.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,501

@299,499 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
go-cart tracks

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,502

access to a time machine

adam jensen joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,503

"make a law against human augments. thank me later"

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,504

@previous (adam jensen)
I lol'd. They'll be so weirded out by that. That's going in box #1.

@299,500 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@299,501 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
@299,502 (D)
I approve of these, but I need something slightly crazier sounding. Something that will utterly baffle the unfortunate government clerk who was to wade through these.

Anonymous B !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,506

March 21st should be the official Winter Wrap Up day.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #299,510

What the hell do you want?! Can't you just fuck off already? I came here asking for help and you give me nothing but bullshit, irrelevant, worthless surveys. Just count your blessings that I'm not an MP, or else you and your surveys would be gone in a fucking heartbeat.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,589

@299,506 (Anonymous B !VoCaLoNunI)
lol'd. I like it. That'll do for box #2.

Will take pics and send it off when I get home.

@previous (D)
lololol

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,715

Image went missingThank you for you input into my local council, guys.

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 35 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,716

Image went missing

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,717

@299,715 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> What would you like to see as the outcome of the next general election?
> A conservative government.

:')

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #299,718

> "What is the most important thing the government could do to improve your life?"

A state funded Minichan lunch-box factory, with all the revenue going towards MC server rent. :D
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