Topic: my friend told me today that two girls want to have sex with him at the same time

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #17,760

one of those girls wants to hang out with me later in this day and it's going to be awkward

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #298,182

Just be honest with her.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,186

Have sex with her first and that way you give him sloppy seconds.

adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,188

call her a slut and then run away op (throw water/champagne in her face first though)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,204

For fuck sake, it's like you're all a bunch of 12-year-olds who can't stop blushing and giggling when you talk about sex. Grow up.

@298,182 (B)
Be honest about what? OP shouldn't bring it up. It's none of OP's business.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

adam jensen replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,208

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
mad

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,209

The only way you can win is to make it even more awkward for her. Ask her about it in graphic detail while maintaining penetrating eye contact.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #298,263

@298,204 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Mad

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I will do it

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,334

Are you stupid or what? So you have this girl who wants to hang out with you. Evidently, she's into two chicks on one guy three ways and apparently has a friend to make this happen right away and you're gonna feel awkward. WTF?

Tell her you've always dreamed of having two women at the same time and you'd go out of your way to please her if she made it happen for you. It's not that complicated guy.

astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,338

how could you even talk to a girl whose mouth has been in another mans penis besides your own?
lrn2standards

dw replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,339

@previous (astromermaid)
what is this the 1500s in afghanistan

dw double-posted this 14 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,341

also
> mouth in another mans penis

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,342

@298,338 (astromermaid)
There are certain advantages to talking to a girl who likes penis. You have to not be a virgin to know what they are though.

dw replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,344

@previous (G)
i am a virgin and i know what a penis is

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,346

@298,338 (astromermaid)
You're so dumb and I hate you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,358

@298,334 (G)
but that's not what i'm talking about i don't even want to be that guy

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,369

This thread is about "hahahahaha he said penis"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 18 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,370

@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
i guess

PEDOSAURUS REX joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,458

@previous (A)
What's the point of this thread? Been there, done that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,533

@previous (PEDOSAURUS REX)
it's a shitpost

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,682

@298,204 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,684

She probably wants to engage in coitus.

Minichan