Topic: ITT: depressing shit
cat !LSD69pSotU started this discussion 14 years ago #17,750
i.e. a bawww thread on steroids
please
thanks
please
thanks
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #298,023
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/03/offensive-wallpapers/#more-9096
On iPad, can't post each picture individually or I would.
On iPad, can't post each picture individually or I would.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,024
My curly fries were slightly hot for a few minutes. :(
Am I doing it right?
Am I doing it right?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,025
We dated for two years, I loved him dearly. We were both in college, about two hours away from each other (met in high school). His depression got worse as he didn't like to socialize and became less invested in hobbies. He was good at school, but didn't enjoy it. Basically, he made it so I was the only thing he enjoyed in life. Decided he should transfer to a school close to me so it would help him with his depression. I wasn't a huge fan of the idea, but went with it because I would do anything for my love to be happy.
Things, as expected, got worse. In this new environment all he had was me and I was just starting to make friends (a difficult feat for an introvert like myself) and I wanted to spend time with them. He understood my need for friends, but didn't get why I didn't want him around 24/7. Space was important to me and he wouldn't compromise. We had a huge conversation one night where I brought up all of my concerns (needing space being the biggest, me being unsure if I even believed in monogamy to be the second largest, among other smaller issues) and basically said if we couldn't actually fix those then we had to break up. Crying hysterically, he ended up being okay with it though admitting it wasn't ideal.
A week goes by and he's just as clingy as ever. I mention how breaking up may be best and he casually brings up how I shouldn't do that until his helium comes in. Knowing he's a Final Exit advocate (and perhaps I am too, hard to say) I realize he's alluding to killing himself. Shocked, I ask if that's what he means. He says he doesn't plan to do it, but wanted the supplies just in case, and those won't come in for another 2 or 3 weeks so if we're going to break up, it shouldn't happen until then. I tell him to get his ass over here so we can talk about this in person (this had been via text). A few hours later he comes over. I have no idea what is going to happen, I just want to talk it out. On a whim I ended up breaking up with him - I realized it was too much stress and that he couldn't keep making me his sole source of happiness without seeking any kind of help. He refused to try anything else, so I said we had to end it.
I totally compartmentalized it. I was stoic as he cried, the most pitiful thing I've ever seen in my life. After a while, he returned to his own campus and said he wanted to talk later, I said sure. The next five weeks were spent with him saying he planned to die, but wanted to wait a few weeks so we wasn't making an impulsive decision. He stopped going to classes, experimented with drugs, deleted his Facebook, drove 1000 miles to see his old college buddy, spent too much time on Reddit, etc. We spoke every day via text and I tried to convince him not to die, but accepted that it could happen. I saw him twice, for "last goodbyes."
We only fought once. He said I was the only one that could stop him from dying and I said that wasn't fair. He said he wasn't blaming me, just that it's true that I'm the only one with the power to change his mind and I refused to do it. I told him he couldn't fucking talk to me like that. This went on for an hour and I told him to never speak to me. A half hour later I called back and apologized, knowing he was in a fragile state. He apologized too.
He wanted to come over one night and I said no because I was working on a final that was due in a few hours. He said it was important so I said okay. He said he didn't want to die (this is after two failed suicide attempts, by the way) but he wanted to move 1000 miles away, in with his friend. He wanted to forget the life we had together, but needed me to help somehow explain this to his parents. I said sure thing, anything to support him being alive.
The next day I email his mom, then let him know I told her. He gets mad (uncharacteristically - he never got mad at me, even throughout the whole breakup situation, he told me how I was still the best person he knew, he still loved me, etc), and I was surprised. He said he was working on fixing the tubing for the helium, and I asked why he would do that when he said he wanted to live. He said just in case.
I find out four hours later that he killed himself, and it was actually at the moment I had been talking to him that he had been about to attempt. While I don't know all the details, I know when I talked to his mom she called campus police. My guess is he knew police were involved and it freaked him out, prompting him to die. Can't be certain though.
This was all last May. I still love him dearly, and I'm close with his parents and his friends. There's a lot I wish I did differently (for example, not wait five weeks before telling anyone he planned to die), but I didn't want to betray his trust. It sucks, but these things happen. I hear they don't happen to everyone, but hey, at least I learned a lot from my experience.
Things, as expected, got worse. In this new environment all he had was me and I was just starting to make friends (a difficult feat for an introvert like myself) and I wanted to spend time with them. He understood my need for friends, but didn't get why I didn't want him around 24/7. Space was important to me and he wouldn't compromise. We had a huge conversation one night where I brought up all of my concerns (needing space being the biggest, me being unsure if I even believed in monogamy to be the second largest, among other smaller issues) and basically said if we couldn't actually fix those then we had to break up. Crying hysterically, he ended up being okay with it though admitting it wasn't ideal.
A week goes by and he's just as clingy as ever. I mention how breaking up may be best and he casually brings up how I shouldn't do that until his helium comes in. Knowing he's a Final Exit advocate (and perhaps I am too, hard to say) I realize he's alluding to killing himself. Shocked, I ask if that's what he means. He says he doesn't plan to do it, but wanted the supplies just in case, and those won't come in for another 2 or 3 weeks so if we're going to break up, it shouldn't happen until then. I tell him to get his ass over here so we can talk about this in person (this had been via text). A few hours later he comes over. I have no idea what is going to happen, I just want to talk it out. On a whim I ended up breaking up with him - I realized it was too much stress and that he couldn't keep making me his sole source of happiness without seeking any kind of help. He refused to try anything else, so I said we had to end it.
I totally compartmentalized it. I was stoic as he cried, the most pitiful thing I've ever seen in my life. After a while, he returned to his own campus and said he wanted to talk later, I said sure. The next five weeks were spent with him saying he planned to die, but wanted to wait a few weeks so we wasn't making an impulsive decision. He stopped going to classes, experimented with drugs, deleted his Facebook, drove 1000 miles to see his old college buddy, spent too much time on Reddit, etc. We spoke every day via text and I tried to convince him not to die, but accepted that it could happen. I saw him twice, for "last goodbyes."
We only fought once. He said I was the only one that could stop him from dying and I said that wasn't fair. He said he wasn't blaming me, just that it's true that I'm the only one with the power to change his mind and I refused to do it. I told him he couldn't fucking talk to me like that. This went on for an hour and I told him to never speak to me. A half hour later I called back and apologized, knowing he was in a fragile state. He apologized too.
He wanted to come over one night and I said no because I was working on a final that was due in a few hours. He said it was important so I said okay. He said he didn't want to die (this is after two failed suicide attempts, by the way) but he wanted to move 1000 miles away, in with his friend. He wanted to forget the life we had together, but needed me to help somehow explain this to his parents. I said sure thing, anything to support him being alive.
The next day I email his mom, then let him know I told her. He gets mad (uncharacteristically - he never got mad at me, even throughout the whole breakup situation, he told me how I was still the best person he knew, he still loved me, etc), and I was surprised. He said he was working on fixing the tubing for the helium, and I asked why he would do that when he said he wanted to live. He said just in case.
I find out four hours later that he killed himself, and it was actually at the moment I had been talking to him that he had been about to attempt. While I don't know all the details, I know when I talked to his mom she called campus police. My guess is he knew police were involved and it freaked him out, prompting him to die. Can't be certain though.
This was all last May. I still love him dearly, and I'm close with his parents and his friends. There's a lot I wish I did differently (for example, not wait five weeks before telling anyone he planned to die), but I didn't want to betray his trust. It sucks, but these things happen. I hear they don't happen to everyone, but hey, at least I learned a lot from my experience.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,026
I've never been a very good writer, per se; I've always lacked the ability to recreate situations through imagery-filled narrative, my words have always lacked the intrigue of poetic prose, and my descriptions drip with a butyraceous disconnectedness (if you don't believe me, reread that last clause). I do, however, have some ability to communicate concepts. I've chosen, therefore, to forgo the elusively difficult pedestrian communication of the fluid among us, indulging and favoring instead the somewhat utilitarian and wholly pedantic language of my inner philosopher wannabe. So, in the spirit of my means, I endeavor to set forth a dense, (due to the word constraints) and subsequently donnish, array of examples and explanations of my values, firstly the moral, secondly the ethical—axioms followed by their corresponding praxes.Â
Due to my (neither particularly deep nor particularly shallow) understanding of science and psychology, my understanding of people as both products of genetic histories and the more immediate stimuli of life's journey—both nature and nurture—, and my belief that each action stems from the needs of the actor (in line with the ideas of Rosenberg's theories of “non-violent communicationâ€), I subscribe to the blatantly and shamelessly humanist concept of the inherent worth and dignity of each person. Due to these foundations, I also reject the concepts of sin, good, and evil, viewing them as either reactionary labels placed on stimuli for the purpose of simple black-and-white categorization, or as escapist strategies of alienation or xenophobia. Because of these beliefs, I communicate my understanding of the world with (what are in my mind) more useful descriptors such as “subjectively distasteful†and “ethically divergent,†recognizing the general parallels of fundamental root beliefs, shared throughout--if not across--most cultures, even where there lie discrepancies in the beliefs about how those roots are best manifested into full-grown acts or concepts.
Due to my instinct to attribute reactions to people to specific instances of interaction rather than to the people themselves, I find it hard to dislike people. This obstacle—I say obstacle because it significantly impeded, or at least confused, my social development, confusing my interpretation of others' emotions—has led, somehow, through a route of empathy, to an altruism founded upon a lack of distinction between my satisfaction and the satisfaction of others, or even between my situation and the situation of others. I am bound by the sufferings and joys of my community, and I share in the rich experiences of life. Altruism, though, is not, as some claim, selflessness; it is the shared self. Bound by the propinquity of common experience and the potential of fulfillment through common success, those who lean towards altruism are leaning away from egoism, not selfishness.
Due to my belief in the potential of the human mind to distinguish between subtleties and discern the distinctions between the most ambiguous of topics, I find myself in an orientation of principle rather than dogma, thoughtful behavior rather than strict code, the spirit of the law rather than the letter. I am therefore a conscientious objector to war, an advocate against the meat industry, and a regular protestor of acts of willful ignorance. I make my own decisions, sometimes contradicting those of authority, not for the sake of rebelliousness, but in attempt to fulfill my personal ethical imperatives.
As the most influential generation so far, and the most unprepared generation so far, the youth of today face a heavy task, which will require great leaders. It is not the responsibility of the old guard to create or to select those leaders, necessarily, but instead to assure the presence of well-informed, conscientious individuals, who will then take the role of fostering leadership among their peers. I'm already fairly conscientious, and I like to think I may even be becoming more so. Now all I need is to replace my factual ignorance with some semblance of information. I hope to help to lay the foundation for the success of my generation and all those to follow.
Due to my (neither particularly deep nor particularly shallow) understanding of science and psychology, my understanding of people as both products of genetic histories and the more immediate stimuli of life's journey—both nature and nurture—, and my belief that each action stems from the needs of the actor (in line with the ideas of Rosenberg's theories of “non-violent communicationâ€), I subscribe to the blatantly and shamelessly humanist concept of the inherent worth and dignity of each person. Due to these foundations, I also reject the concepts of sin, good, and evil, viewing them as either reactionary labels placed on stimuli for the purpose of simple black-and-white categorization, or as escapist strategies of alienation or xenophobia. Because of these beliefs, I communicate my understanding of the world with (what are in my mind) more useful descriptors such as “subjectively distasteful†and “ethically divergent,†recognizing the general parallels of fundamental root beliefs, shared throughout--if not across--most cultures, even where there lie discrepancies in the beliefs about how those roots are best manifested into full-grown acts or concepts.
Due to my instinct to attribute reactions to people to specific instances of interaction rather than to the people themselves, I find it hard to dislike people. This obstacle—I say obstacle because it significantly impeded, or at least confused, my social development, confusing my interpretation of others' emotions—has led, somehow, through a route of empathy, to an altruism founded upon a lack of distinction between my satisfaction and the satisfaction of others, or even between my situation and the situation of others. I am bound by the sufferings and joys of my community, and I share in the rich experiences of life. Altruism, though, is not, as some claim, selflessness; it is the shared self. Bound by the propinquity of common experience and the potential of fulfillment through common success, those who lean towards altruism are leaning away from egoism, not selfishness.
Due to my belief in the potential of the human mind to distinguish between subtleties and discern the distinctions between the most ambiguous of topics, I find myself in an orientation of principle rather than dogma, thoughtful behavior rather than strict code, the spirit of the law rather than the letter. I am therefore a conscientious objector to war, an advocate against the meat industry, and a regular protestor of acts of willful ignorance. I make my own decisions, sometimes contradicting those of authority, not for the sake of rebelliousness, but in attempt to fulfill my personal ethical imperatives.
As the most influential generation so far, and the most unprepared generation so far, the youth of today face a heavy task, which will require great leaders. It is not the responsibility of the old guard to create or to select those leaders, necessarily, but instead to assure the presence of well-informed, conscientious individuals, who will then take the role of fostering leadership among their peers. I'm already fairly conscientious, and I like to think I may even be becoming more so. Now all I need is to replace my factual ignorance with some semblance of information. I hope to help to lay the foundation for the success of my generation and all those to follow.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,041
astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,086
i broke down today
oh my god
oh my god
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,111
My pizza won't be cool enough to eat for 2 minutes :c
I couldn't wait and so it burned the roof of my mouth :c
I couldn't wait and so it burned the roof of my mouth :c
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,115
vocalon !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,117
gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.
he dus.
den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".
gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3
gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded </333333333
boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"
he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.
* LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM*
he dus.
den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".
gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3
gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded </333333333
boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"
he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.
* LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM*
vocalon !VoCaLoNunI double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,120
*1 dai gurl n boi are walkin home from movie*
♥♥<3Luv is in da air♥♥♥
gurl aks boi troofer dar
boi sez troof
gurl aks “if u cud haf 1 ting in da werld wut wud it be???
Boi sez bak “lotz of munnieâ€
Gurl get sad n crey n startz hyperventerlatin n gum she be chooin on get stuck in her troat.
Gurl tern perple n fols to grown
Boi runz over and pix her up. she ded <///////////33333333
Boi den ses “I wunted lotz of munnie so I cud bi u every ting u eva wuntidâ€
Boi is hertboken n iz sad 4eva
Rpots if u eva bin hert b4. A hert is a fragl ting. ♥
♥♥<3Luv is in da air♥♥♥
gurl aks boi troofer dar
boi sez troof
gurl aks “if u cud haf 1 ting in da werld wut wud it be???
Boi sez bak “lotz of munnieâ€
Gurl get sad n crey n startz hyperventerlatin n gum she be chooin on get stuck in her troat.
Gurl tern perple n fols to grown
Boi runz over and pix her up. she ded <///////////33333333
Boi den ses “I wunted lotz of munnie so I cud bi u every ting u eva wuntidâ€
Boi is hertboken n iz sad 4eva
Rpots if u eva bin hert b4. A hert is a fragl ting. ♥
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,122
@298,117 (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI)
@previous (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI)
lol'd so hard. I love these. Keep 'em coming.
@previous (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI)
lol'd so hard. I love these. Keep 'em coming.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,124
vocalon !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 14 years ago, 56 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,126
@298,122 (J)
A gurl was walken to skewl with her BF
and they were crossind the road, the girl asked
"BBZ will you luv me 4ever?" he sade "NO...."
da gurl cryed and ranned across the road b4 the green man cam n sine and geme
boy was cryin, and went to pik up her body, she was ded
she wispered to her corpse
"i meant to say, i love you 5ever (DAT MEAN HE LUV HER MORE DAN 4EVER)
LIK DIS IF YOU CRY EVERYTIME
A gurl was walken to skewl with her BF
and they were crossind the road, the girl asked
"BBZ will you luv me 4ever?" he sade "NO...."
da gurl cryed and ranned across the road b4 the green man cam n sine and geme
boy was cryin, and went to pik up her body, she was ded
she wispered to her corpse
"i meant to say, i love you 5ever (DAT MEAN HE LUV HER MORE DAN 4EVER)
LIK DIS IF YOU CRY EVERYTIME
vocalon !VoCaLoNunI double-posted this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,127
@298,122 (J)
grl n boy ar on rowmantic holidy in pariss in frans
dey gow to da eyeful towah 2getha at nyte n go 2 da top
grl iz feein da rowmance in tha aire (cuz everi1 in da suroundings is french n itz da langwidge of luv u no!)
she sez 2 boy 'u wanna go bak 2 da hotell n sleepe wit me?
boy ses "no'
GURL IS SAD! cus she thort dey wer in luv 2getha but he dont wont her anymorr?!?!
gurl runz away down da eyeful stairz but den trips n fals rly far!!!!
she ded
Boy cryz n whispas "no u dnt get it, i ddnt wana sleep wit - i wantd 2 MAKE LUV 2 u! (itz mor rowmantic even tho its th same!)
grl n boy ar on rowmantic holidy in pariss in frans
dey gow to da eyeful towah 2getha at nyte n go 2 da top
grl iz feein da rowmance in tha aire (cuz everi1 in da suroundings is french n itz da langwidge of luv u no!)
she sez 2 boy 'u wanna go bak 2 da hotell n sleepe wit me?
boy ses "no'
GURL IS SAD! cus she thort dey wer in luv 2getha but he dont wont her anymorr?!?!
gurl runz away down da eyeful stairz but den trips n fals rly far!!!!
she ded
Boy cryz n whispas "no u dnt get it, i ddnt wana sleep wit - i wantd 2 MAKE LUV 2 u! (itz mor rowmantic even tho its th same!)
vocalon !VoCaLoNunI triple-posted this 14 years ago, 17 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,128
@298,122 (J)
A gurl was n da prk wit her bf n she sed "bbz dya like my tits?"
he sed "NO..""
da gurl cryed N her tits caught fire n she died.
boi was cryin and wnt to pic up her body.
she ded.
he wisperd 2 her corpse "ur tits r Stunnahz 2K11 Bbz" and den he blu up
and died 2!:'(
nnn~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx
A gurl was n da prk wit her bf n she sed "bbz dya like my tits?"
he sed "NO..""
da gurl cryed N her tits caught fire n she died.
boi was cryin and wnt to pic up her body.
she ded.
he wisperd 2 her corpse "ur tits r Stunnahz 2K11 Bbz" and den he blu up
and died 2!:'(
nnn~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx
vocalon !VoCaLoNunI quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,129
vocalon !VoCaLoNunI quintuple-posted this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,130
gurl tells boi
if u luv me
u wil murry me
boi has no doe to buy gurl ryng
boi steels ryng n gits cot
boi gos to jail
gurl is mad at boi
boi sez gurl i was jus tryna steel ryng 4 u
i wanna murry u
gurl choks on chickin wing
she fols down
she ded
boi cries
lyk dis if u cry evrytyme
if u luv me
u wil murry me
boi has no doe to buy gurl ryng
boi steels ryng n gits cot
boi gos to jail
gurl is mad at boi
boi sez gurl i was jus tryna steel ryng 4 u
i wanna murry u
gurl choks on chickin wing
she fols down
she ded
boi cries
lyk dis if u cry evrytyme
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,131
I cry every time from laughter.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,133
vocalon !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,134
@298,131 (J)
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Did you guys hear the dramatic reading? its helarious
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Did you guys hear the dramatic reading? its helarious
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,138
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,146
@298,134 (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI)
i just heard it and it was the best why does this ice cream taste like how rubbing alcohol smells
i just heard it and it was the best why does this ice cream taste like how rubbing alcohol smells
cat !LSD69pSotU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 13 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,502
@298024 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx) @298041 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M) @298086 (astromermaid) @298111 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc) @298117 (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI) @298120 (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI) @298122 (J) @298126 (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI) @298129 (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI) @298130 (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI) @298131 (J) @298133 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M) @298134 (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI) @298138 (J) @previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
gtfo
gtfo
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cat !LSD69pSotU (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,504
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,506
@previous (cat !LSD69pSotU)
You're right, a kid is dead but it's not sad at all because religion is involved. Thanks for that, retard.
You're right, a kid is dead but it's not sad at all because religion is involved. Thanks for that, retard.
cat !LSD69pSotU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,507
@previous (K)
i just dont find stories like that depressing. a baby died; i have heard dozens of stories of child murders in the past month on the news ffs. that's all, no need to get offended
i just dont find stories like that depressing. a baby died; i have heard dozens of stories of child murders in the past month on the news ffs. that's all, no need to get offended
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,509
@previous (cat !LSD69pSotU)
Okay sorry to interrupt, let's baww about our mean parents and how sad it is to be virgins.
Okay sorry to interrupt, let's baww about our mean parents and how sad it is to be virgins.
cat !LSD69pSotU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 17 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,510
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 8 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,511
OP, I'm so sad I have to go to school today
Anonymous K double-posted this 14 years ago, 33 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,512
Fuck I'm so depressed
Anonymous K triple-posted this 14 years ago, 33 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,513
I wonder if anyone will talk to me
Anonymous K quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,514
Good thing I still have masturbation
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,515
cat !LSD69pSotU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,517
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,518
cat !LSD69pSotU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,534
Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,580
henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,583
a gurl n hur boi waz at kmart gettin hurself some new bra
gurl ask boi if he lyke dis 1 bra
boi sez no
boi poynt @ bra biger den gurl achual size (he dint no bra was biger siz)
sez he lyk dat 1 da most
gurl get mad at boi n run off cryin
gurl dint sea da wet flor sine n slip n fall
gurl hit hur head on da flor n she ded
boi runz ova 2 da gurl and take all her clovthes off
boi rape gurl corpse in da middle of da kmart on da wet flor
_-*lyke dis if u cri evrytim*-_
gurl ask boi if he lyke dis 1 bra
boi sez no
boi poynt @ bra biger den gurl achual size (he dint no bra was biger siz)
sez he lyk dat 1 da most
gurl get mad at boi n run off cryin
gurl dint sea da wet flor sine n slip n fall
gurl hit hur head on da flor n she ded
boi runz ova 2 da gurl and take all her clovthes off
boi rape gurl corpse in da middle of da kmart on da wet flor
_-*lyke dis if u cri evrytim*-_
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squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,653
Boi calls gurl
Gurl come ovr an she sex with him
Boi sez gtfo and throw her $50 on da flor
Gurl get mad and sez fuk u
And she run outsid and fall down the stairs
She ded
Boi laughs a little cause it wuz funy
An den he took a nap
Lyke dis if u cri evrytim!!!1
Edit: oh yeah! And i got my $50 back :D
Gurl come ovr an she sex with him
Boi sez gtfo and throw her $50 on da flor
Gurl get mad and sez fuk u
And she run outsid and fall down the stairs
She ded
Boi laughs a little cause it wuz funy
An den he took a nap
Lyke dis if u cri evrytim!!!1
Edit: oh yeah! And i got my $50 back :D
(Edited 1 minute later.)
henn replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,701
boi take him n hiz gurl 2 cabin deep in da woodz
so rowmantic
gurl ask boi if he wana cudle by da fia playse
boi sez no
boi wana go look at al da starZ in da yoonaverse (wuz realy dark out n u cud see many starzz)
gurl scarred but she wid her boi so she not scarred
dey was layin ojn a towl lookin at da starz wen da gurl ax
r u gonna be wif me 4eva???/
boi poyntz at da sky n sez u c dat star bb?
gurl look at da ski but der waz so mkany starz she dint no wich 1 he wuz poyntin @ (her say ya n e way)
as she look at da ski boi smash a rock 2 her hed (omg dis so sad) </3
boi drag gurl ded body thru da woodz bak 2 da cabin by her feet
boi sez 2 hisself ima sho u how much i luv u
he bak 2 da cabin wit da gurl
boi chop gurl up n eat hur so she cud bhe insid him 5eva (dat mean mor dan 4eva)
so rowmantic
gurl ask boi if he wana cudle by da fia playse
boi sez no
boi wana go look at al da starZ in da yoonaverse (wuz realy dark out n u cud see many starzz)
gurl scarred but she wid her boi so she not scarred
dey was layin ojn a towl lookin at da starz wen da gurl ax
r u gonna be wif me 4eva???/
boi poyntz at da sky n sez u c dat star bb?
gurl look at da ski but der waz so mkany starz she dint no wich 1 he wuz poyntin @ (her say ya n e way)
as she look at da ski boi smash a rock 2 her hed (omg dis so sad) </3
boi drag gurl ded body thru da woodz bak 2 da cabin by her feet
boi sez 2 hisself ima sho u how much i luv u
he bak 2 da cabin wit da gurl
boi chop gurl up n eat hur so she cud bhe insid him 5eva (dat mean mor dan 4eva)
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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #298,750
read dis first- http://knowingtest.blogspot.com.au/2012/03/shut-up-and-go-away-us-congress-passes.html
and den dis- http://inthesetimes.com/ittlist/entry/12874/obama_signs_the_anti-occupy_law/
and den dis- http://inthesetimes.com/ittlist/entry/12874/obama_signs_the_anti-occupy_law/
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henn replied with this 14 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #299,045
This thread is hilarious
henn double-posted this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #299,046
Who would hide a ring inside a poptart? That's just so silly.
Ishikawa !g0GnGzaYbM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #299,047
Dog got hit by a car. We had to bury her. ._.