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Topic: Why can't I bring myself to jack off myself?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #17,749

I am an unattractive, unemployed uni drop out with a romantic attraction to little girls.

This should be easy, so what the fuck is stopping me?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #298,015

Read some loli doujin, it will get you the high for a couple of seconds, until you realize what you've just done, then it just makes everything worse. You could try normal porn, but the high isn't as good, and the low is no different.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #298,028

Go outside and get some fresh air.

Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,032

@previous (C)
Fucking hell this.


Open a window at the least.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,090

@298,015 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
lol loli
that shit won't do good
fuck their flat fucking chests
i need BOOBS

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,141

@298,015 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
LOL
the only low to normal porn (i.e. tits to little girls) is the baseline.
if you go below the baseline after you masturbate (to normal porn) you should seek help

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,340

I quit jacking years ago and I've never been better. It's left me so ripe and horny for the real thing. I'm much more sexually aggressive now than I could have possibly been back when I masturbated all the time. And I cum bucketloads. The only drawback is I have to warm up to keep from shooting my load instantly, but hey, that's what blowjobs are for.
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