Topic: Why can't I bring myself to just off myself?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 started this discussion 14 years ago #17,747

I am an unattractive, unemployed uni drop out with a romantic attraction to little girls.

This should be easy, so what the fuck is stopping me?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later[^] [v] #297,999

@OP
Self preservation is stopping you.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #298,000

@previous (B)
Self preservation is a right cunt. How do I get rid of it?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 second later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #298,001

@297,999 (B)
This. It's natural instinct.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,002

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Nice try, bud.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,003

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
You saw nothing.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,004

@298,002 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
O_O

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,005

@298,003 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
All your secrets are hidden in those 14 seconds. I have them. Help me with my dilemma, and it will all go away.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,006

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Very well.

Simply reverse the polarity on your self-preservation instinct.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #298,008

Because I'm not letting you, kid.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,157

Suicide is not the answer. Just sleep through your life.

vocalon !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,158

Because you're good people.

adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 55 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,159

-get insomnia
-start fight club
-get emo girlfriend
-blow up buildings
-done

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,161

@previous (adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s)
I agree. Suicide is the boring way out.

vocalon !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,164

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
But if you set out with intent to die at the beginning isn't it just a fancy suicide like a school shooting or a massacre?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,179

just do it op

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #298,181

@298,164 (vocalon !VoCaLoNunI)
Hmm, good point. I can't argue. Kinda like running at the police guns blazing...
Looks cool though.

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