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Topic: Times your parents humiliated you in public.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 14 years ago #17,731

So today I was at the vet with my mom getting some shots for my dogs. After we got the shots, I was sitting in the lobby with my college sweatshirt on, and there was this lady at the counter who was looking at me. As she was about to leave she said "So you go to _ College?" and I said "Yeah." She mentioned that she had a daughter who went there too as a freshman. As she was leaving my mom said to her "Have your daughter look up my son. His name is Mark ____ and he's a junior."

I was fucking mortified. I wanted to just drop dead right there. Anyone else have a similar story?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #297,910

what college and what's your name

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,911

my parents are dead thanks for bringing up such painful memories

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,912

@previous (C)
i'm really sorry to hear that
mark is not considerate

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,913

@297,910 (B)
Mark JewBergStein

Jew U

@297,911 (C)
If your parents didn't suck then why are they dead?

QED

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,914

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
well they did humiliate me by sucking and dying in public

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,915

I could have sworn that I made another post here. It just magically disappeared.

@297,911 (C)
I am truly, deeply, emphatically, soul-wrenchingly, mind-numbingly, adverbly sorry for your loss.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,916

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
dont feel too bad they fell off the guard tower during the holocaust

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 36 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,917

@previous (C)
I did nazi that coming.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,921

Mark: avoiding any opportunity to get a date.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,923

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I don't want my mom setting up my dates. I'll do it myself or die a neckbeard virgin.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,925

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> die a neckbeard virgin.

That's what we're all worried about, Mark. I think maybe it's time we have an intervention.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,926

I can't fap to this....

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,938

Your mom probably did that because she was disappointed that you didn't take the initiative to ask about the lady's daughter. I'm guessing that you didn't even bother to ask the lady her daughter's name, even if just for the sake of making polite conversation, and your mother was probably as mortified as you were embarrassed.

Born this Way joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,939

You should probably give her a call; I heard she's a huge fan of Hinder.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 14 years ago, 5 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,940

@297,923 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@297,925 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Exactly. He showed no initiative and his mom had to do it for him. If you don't want your mom to do it for you, then show some initiative. The woman at the counter did half the work for you.

adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #297,958

lol i had something similar but weirder i will be back later with more of this amazing story!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,984

One time my dad suddenly put down the car window while we were driving through town while loudly playing music that I didn't like.

It was obviously a planned attack.

@OP
Your surname is four underscores? That's actually kind of cool.

Also lol.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,985

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