Topic: I got in a fight at school today & got a black eye.
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #17,648
Here is a picture for your entertainment.I was walking along to my next class, minding my own business, when SUDDENLY some bitch in one of my classes who always is loud as fuck called me over. I walked to her and asked what she wanted and she was like "do you have any cheetos in your backpack?" which was super weird because I DID IN FACT HAVE CHEETOS. It made me think she'd been going through my stuff or something so I rolled my eyes and started to walk away. She grabbed my backpack and pulled me back and was trying to unzip it. I whipped around and pushed her. She said "give me your cheetos or i'm gonna beat your ass". I happen to love cheetos. Something about the fake cheese all over my fingers and face makes me super crazy- it's like crack. this was my last bag. My mom gave it to me- I was not about to stand there and let that bitch eat my cheetos. I pushed my palm into her nose super hard and hopefully broke it. She retaliated by punching me in the eye & then grabbed again for my backpack. I'm a really small girl, but I defended the cheetos with all of my strength & she never got her dirty paws on them. We didn't fight for long though before kids around separated us.
I've been trying to keep ice on it. The swelling has gone down a little bit. It's still super tender though.
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #297,203
what
is this real
is this real
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,204
That's actually pretty cool. I expected not to really care, and somewhat surprised myself.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,205
what are cheetos
we dont have them here
are they like wotsits?
we dont have them here
are they like wotsits?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,206
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,208
you did good mandon't take that shit
standup4ursnax
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #297,209
r u a smeagol
Really though, that sucks. What a cunt. You'd think people who pay to go to college would be a bit more classy/sophisticated.
Really though, that sucks. What a cunt. You'd think people who pay to go to college would be a bit more classy/sophisticated.
Depressionman !!WYo8dutVV joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #297,215
This is at a UNIVERSITY? Geez.
adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #297,217
amazing
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #297,229
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,237
Normal stuff in america... fighting over cheetos lol...
Glad you went down in a blaze of glory, protecting what's yours :D
Glad you went down in a blaze of glory, protecting what's yours :D
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,240
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,252
@OP
Could be worse. Some guy could have broken your jaw in order to defend Jesus' honor.
Could be worse. Some guy could have broken your jaw in order to defend Jesus' honor.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,254
> She said "gimme yo cheetos or imma beat yo ass".
Fixed for accuracy.
Fixed for accuracy.
henn joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,258
What a fucking bitch.
cat !LSD69pSotU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,268
sorry op
hope you are better
hope you are better
The Peopleâ„¢ !!//PrMGuTK replied with this 14 years ago, 35 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,269
This must be a classy university.
vocalon !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,304
Damn, lol. Kill 'em.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,324
@OP
Did ninjj do this and the whole story is an excuse? Where the fuck is Leonidas!
Did ninjj do this and the whole story is an excuse? Where the fuck is Leonidas!
methman !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,328
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 45 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,333
@297,269 (The Peopleâ„¢ !!//PrMGuTK)
you bet. classy as fuck
@previous (methman !KansasxqvM)
I'm 4'11 lol
you bet. classy as fuck
@previous (methman !KansasxqvM)
I'm 4'11 lol
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,341
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,342
So you're the one who escalated from a verbal argument to violence?
adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,343
Anonymous S replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,344
@previous (adam jensen !AIy/L67q.s)
> I pushed my palm into her nose super hard and hopefully broke it. She retaliated by punching me in the eye
> She retaliated
> I pushed my palm into her nose super hard and hopefully broke it. She retaliated by punching me in the eye
> She retaliated
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,347
The bitch grabbed her backpack and pulled her and started to unzip it.
That's assault and attempted robbery. I'd have shot her. Way to keep your head, Salty.
That's assault and attempted robbery. I'd have shot her. Way to keep your head, Salty.
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astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 59 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,355
lol'd
oh my, girls should be treated with delicacy. Your body is so fragile as well.
Take a self defense class for those no good cheeto stealing scumbags. :{
oh my, girls should be treated with delicacy. Your body is so fragile as well.
Take a self defense class for those no good cheeto stealing scumbags. :{
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,360
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Fucking lol'd
Fucking lol'd
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,361
> loud as fuck
> "gimme your cheetos or imma beat yo ass"
Was she black? Also, good for you for smashing your palm into her face. I hope you did indeed break her nose. Chester Cheetah would be so proud.
> "gimme your cheetos or imma beat yo ass"
Was she black? Also, good for you for smashing your palm into her face. I hope you did indeed break her nose. Chester Cheetah would be so proud.
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The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,362
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,363
henn replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,423
@297,361 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
> >loud as fuck
> >"gimme your cheetos or imma beat yo ass"
>
> Was she black? Also, good for you for smashing your palm into her face. I hope you did indeed break her nose. Chester Cheetah would be so proud.
She probably thought they were hot cheetos.
> >loud as fuck
> >"gimme your cheetos or imma beat yo ass"
>
> Was she black? Also, good for you for smashing your palm into her face. I hope you did indeed break her nose. Chester Cheetah would be so proud.
She probably thought they were hot cheetos.
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,425
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,542
@297,342 (S)
I mean, technically I took the first swing. I don't fuck around when it comes to cheetos, though.
@297,362 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
hahahaha :')
@previous (W)
lol
I mean, technically I took the first swing. I don't fuck around when it comes to cheetos, though.
@297,362 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
hahahaha :')
@previous (W)
lol
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #297,543
Fats !lbanned8o6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #297,616
@297,362 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
> I guess this is what he meant by... dangerously cheesy.
Posts like this are why we need a like button.
> I guess this is what he meant by... dangerously cheesy.
Posts like this are why we need a like button.
Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #298,152
Obvious copypasta story is obvious.
Anonymous Z-1 double-posted this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #298,437
@OP
> I pushed my palm into her nose super hard and hopefully broke it.
Your story is obviously fake, but looking at your nose, it looks like she did that to your nose not you to her. You look terribly depressed too in that photo.
Making fun of yourself isn't going to help matters, especially doing it on a forum 99% of people who are incapable of original thought, and just are mindless floating by on instinctive programming posing as conscious folk. But you probably are one of them.
> I pushed my palm into her nose super hard and hopefully broke it.
Your story is obviously fake, but looking at your nose, it looks like she did that to your nose not you to her. You look terribly depressed too in that photo.
Making fun of yourself isn't going to help matters, especially doing it on a forum 99% of people who are incapable of original thought, and just are mindless floating by on instinctive programming posing as conscious folk. But you probably are one of them.
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Anonymous W replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #298,445
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #298,463
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #298,987
When a woman's lover beats on them, if she's in love, she'll make elaborate excuses for him. Cliches are "I fell down the stairs" and "I ran into a door". If you took martial arts or carried pepper spray like I kept telling you, then the next time Ninjj started beating you up, you'd have the power to protect yourself.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #299,054
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 15 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #299,318
@298,987 (Z-1)
implying ninjj could beat me up
implying i'm dating ninjj
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Yeah, he just likes to insult every aspect of my physical appearance that he can. I'm too short, I look too young, my boobs are too small, my hair isn't well-maintained, and now my nose looks broken. He's quite bitter.
implying ninjj could beat me up
implying i'm dating ninjj
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Yeah, he just likes to insult every aspect of my physical appearance that he can. I'm too short, I look too young, my boobs are too small, my hair isn't well-maintained, and now my nose looks broken. He's quite bitter.
Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #299,336
Put cold water on it.
green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 45 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #299,387
What is the deal with Leo Vegas?
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #299,581
@299,318 (A)
I'm quite possibly the only one who is capable of empathy here.
Nearly everyone on these clone boards, as to what drives them, what deep down it is. They do not have the workings of a human mind that you'd expect from a person. What drives them is deep down a simple construct to perform malevolent deeds. Despite all they say, nothing else matters to them.
Even though you see them bullying me over you, they just want to bully someone. No matter all their acting, they are just bullies.
I'm quite possibly the only one who is capable of empathy here.
Nearly everyone on these clone boards, as to what drives them, what deep down it is. They do not have the workings of a human mind that you'd expect from a person. What drives them is deep down a simple construct to perform malevolent deeds. Despite all they say, nothing else matters to them.
Even though you see them bullying me over you, they just want to bully someone. No matter all their acting, they are just bullies.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #299,583
Anonymous O replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #299,612
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #300,234
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #300,236
Anonymous S replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #300,237
Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #300,240
I wanted OP to be wally
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #300,662
@299,318 (A)
> Yeah, he just likes to insult every aspect of my physical appearance that he can. I'm too short, I look too young, my boobs are too small, my hair isn't well-maintained, and now my nose looks broken. He's quite bitter.
I think that was scatman.
> Yeah, he just likes to insult every aspect of my physical appearance that he can. I'm too short, I look too young, my boobs are too small, my hair isn't well-maintained, and now my nose looks broken. He's quite bitter.
I think that was scatman.
Ryan !!YBaRi3MXP joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #300,683
Ryan !!YBaRi3MXP double-posted this 14 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #300,686
DM should take notes.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #300,981
@300,234 (A)
Oh~? Guess we'll have to start taking your threads with a grain of salt now, won't we? >:3
Oh~? Guess we'll have to start taking your threads with a grain of salt now, won't we? >:3
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #301,605
At the risk of sounding creepy, I'm still worried that the elf girl is still getting beat up. She dissapeared and so I'm afraid for her.